Look on in sheer awe as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Spurs v Crystal Palace score prediction for this weekend’s game, including goal-scorers and his own irrefutable opinion of each team…

Now this is what the ancient Romans surely referred to as a tossilus titonicus! Can Maurice Pocketbeano’s men backbounce from a comprehensive disgruntling at Chelsea to beat Neil Wazzock’s Seagles?

They certainly showed plenty of revolve in beating Everton in their previous game at Light Hart Wayne, but they’ll be expected to be on their front feet for this one and I’m not sure they’re comfortabubble with that.

Erik Christiansen looks to be coming into vorm, and I like young Harry Crane – love his character in Mad Men, I do – so there’s some chutzpah in this Hotspur.

As for Palace, they’ll be quite literally teething from their defeat at home to Villa last time out, and if their players have anything about them they’ll be chumping at the pits to make amens.

They’re an unpredictabubble side – except for me, of course, since I am both mystic and Megsonic – and I can forssell them getting something here.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Tottenham Hotspur v Crystal Palace score prediction for Saturday December 6th – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Spurs 1-1 Crystal Palace – Goals apriest for Bobby Soldodo and Marcus Gayle. You can put your balls on it!