The best Wenger out jokes after 1-2 Swansea defeat

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Many fans chimed in with Wenger out jokes after Arsenal 1-2 Swansea
LOST: Wenger (Image: Gordon Flood)

As Arsenal fail to take advantage of favourable results elsewhere and lose 1-2 at home to Swansea City, whose manager is currently in hospital, these are the best of the Wenger out jokes.

Angry fans are disappointed to see the side sitting six points below top spot in a topsy-turvy Premier League season and were dismayed by the manager’s decision to replace goalscorer Joel Campbell who many thought was Arsenal’s best player on the night.

This is a selection of the best Wenger out jokes as Arsenal lose 1-2 at home to Swansea and supporters fear missing out on the title once again.

It's almost as if Premier League clubs got together and decided to give Wenger one last title…he just doesn't know how to take it #Arsenal

— Kevin Palmer (@kpsundayworld) 2 March 2016

I'm actually a good person. Like I work hard. I love my family. I don't deserve you, Wenger.

— Zin (@ozinna) 2 March 2016

Arsene Wenger suddenly the hot favourite to take over as Hibs manager.

— Seville Calculator (@SevilleCalculat) 2 March 2016

Someone needs to tell Wenger to come round the corner

— Made (@MadeManJama) 2 March 2016

I'm beyond shocked. Swansea's manager is on his death bed & he's still tactically outsmarted Wenger.

— Gavan Sanghera (@Gavan_Sanghera) 2 March 2016

Someone says 'Wenger is like an African politician. He has no shame'

????

— MATA'S FACIAL WIPES (@thenanaaba) 2 March 2016

Wenger will now blame Swansea for spending 6m in January

— Osman (@OsmanZtheGooner) 2 March 2016

If Wenger went to Real Madrid all those years back he'd be selling croissants in France by now. Finished since 2006

— Olly (@Giroudesque) 2 March 2016

I don't think @Arsenal would sack Wenger if he met a 15 year old school girl behind a Chinese in durham and shagged her in his Range Rover

— Joe Orrell (@Joe_O90) 2 March 2016

Arsene Wenger's Magic, he wears a magic hat, it stopped being magic 10 years ago, and that, my friends, is that.

— Mb (@1burnm) 2 March 2016

I can't believe this is what an Arsene Wenger gave up his marriage up for.. No wife, no trophy… Loser!

— Dotuncoolfm (@iamDo2dtun) 2 March 2016

I'm not a #WengerOut any more. I'm a #WengerDead now. He needs to die

— Hashad (@SimplyWilshere) 2 March 2016

Wenger knows he'll never get sacked… pic.twitter.com/Rgouv8IRjY

— Wale Gates (@walegates) 2 March 2016

Yo @ISIS,
Next target: Arsene Wenger
Location: White Hart Lane
Time: 12:45pm on Saturday

— Ibypatel. (@Ibypatel) 2 March 2016

FLUFY THREATENING TO KILL HIMSELF. RAY FIGHTING POLICE. FISHY AND NIBBLES HAD ARGUMENT. LOOK WHAT YOU DONE TO YOUR FIRM WENGER. DISGRACE. AF

— AZAK FEVER (@AzakFeverAFC) 2 March 2016

Wenger back at it again pic.twitter.com/dbhZA9limK

— April (@aaaprilLFC) 2 March 2016

Any fan that isn't tweeting #wengerout should be in the bible next to Judas and Delilah.

— sanderson mwangi (@sndmwas) 2 March 2016

People, please not to speak too loudly. You might disturb Arsene Wenger's 100-year rebuilding plans. Bye bye @arsenal. Lady Ozil, well done.

— Gad Saad (@GadSaad) 2 March 2016

"Insanity: doing the same thing over & over again and expecting different results – Einstein"@Arsenal yo, forward this quote to Wenger

— Lëvi (@LeviTheGooner) 2 March 2016

How does Wenger go to sleep at night knowing he is the cause of so many depression cases. Hakuna munhu akadaro

— Your Highness (@shingimangoma) 2 March 2016

I sincerely hope Wenger remains at AFC for another 5 years at least

— ? (@TheTeamForMe) 2 March 2016

When you tactically outwit Wenger from your hospital bed pic.twitter.com/Bj8UTR9RSH

— MM (@mmunro91) 2 March 2016

If Wenger keeps losing home games like this, do Leicester City get to veto Arsenal's place in that Dorchester Hotel European Super League?

— Sam Wallace (@SamWallaceTel) 2 March 2016

When I die, I'd like Wenger to speak at my funeral cause he'd try to convince everyone that I wasn't dead.

— ? (@TrapHouseFu) 2 March 2016

I would suggest Arsene wenger has an almond magnum on the way home
Always works for me if feeling a bit down

— simon day (@simonday24) 2 March 2016

I'll take the sacrifice into my own hands,and kill Wenger,I will be the new Mandela in prison,when I come out:

— El Phenomenon (@Palidovic) 2 March 2016

wenger: the criticism will only make us respond better https://t.co/jYUemqz5VM

— OG Pimpson (@Mattheveli) 2 March 2016

Wenger has ruined more lives than Hitler

— John Rambo (@ReaIRambo) 2 March 2016

Is Wenger building another stadium?

— ?????FC (@MrsGiroud) 2 March 2016

I've heard man that have NEVER said WENGER OUT!' Say WENGER OUT tonight!!! ??

— Buck (@buckotb) 2 March 2016

I would give at least two limbs to replace wenger with simeone. Completely different league of manager.

— Spencer Morgan (@spencermorgan93) 2 March 2016

Everyone out there scared of change, what's the plan? Wait for Wenger to die at the Emirates then fold the club?

— Lee Gunner (@LeeGunner82) 2 March 2016

There's no point in trying to hound out the Wenger loyalists, they could catch Wenger boning their mother and their wife and they'd join in.

— Jon (@Jonnyarsenal) 2 March 2016

Wenger 1996-2006 is like a loved one who's passed away & you can't picture their face anymore

Feels like a lifetime ago when Wenger reigned

— Bergkamp & Bergkamp (@Orangeiceman10) 2 March 2016

Giving Wenger a war chest is like giving my mum an iPhone. "That's nice dear. What does it do?"

— Feverpitch (@feverpitch) 2 March 2016

Wenger be like: We need to consider farming, football don't pay.. pic.twitter.com/tu2KyvJqrb

— Olumide Babs (@Olu_Babz) 2 March 2016

If Wenger spent as much time berating his players as he did the fourth official they'd play with a lot more passion.

— Kristian Sturt (@FootieWriter) 2 March 2016

Huge respect for what #Wenger does at #Arsenal.

Sabotaging your own title bid every season just to piss of @piersmorgan is okay by me.

— Doctor Maybe (@acsdawson) 2 March 2016

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