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The best transfer deadline day jokes as summer window closes at 5pm

By Thomas Joseph

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There were transfer deadline day jokes as contracts were signed right up until the 2018 summer window shut
SIGNED: Contracts

Another transfer deadline day is over after a respectable 5pm close on Thursday evening followed a frenetic day of rumours and signings.

Manchester United continued their search for a centre-back, with little success, while Tottenham became the first ever Premier League side to not sign anybody in the summer window.

These were the best transfer deadline day jokes this year:

Morning. #DeadlineDay is here pic.twitter.com/lHxh6416Lq

— Coral (@Coral) August 9, 2018

Time to put any rumours hounding this boy to bed as his Mummy will be busy with #deadlineday Barn has committed his future to Paws Town FC as the ball says 😂🙈 He’s happy with his new contract and bone-uses. There’s no release claws! He will give an interview to Sky Paws News… pic.twitter.com/ihwK5rwuRG

— Michelle Owen (@MichelleOwen7) August 8, 2018

Dave from Accounts sauntering around putting on a Jim White accent shouting "Just a few hours to go until the transfer window slams shut."

I wish you'd slam shut, Dave. pic.twitter.com/7YV1UPjO00

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) August 9, 2018

Just saw Peter Odemwingie hanging around the Old Trafford car park.

— Doc (@Doc_Joshi) August 9, 2018

Being a Newcastle fan on #DeadlineDay pic.twitter.com/C2CpWM3CZa

— Adam. (@SimplyMuto) August 8, 2018

Manutd have gone from Alderweireld to Boateng to Maguire to Zouma. I mean they have literally gone from A to Z. #MUFC #DeadlineDay

— 🅰️Ⓜ️2️⃣9️⃣ (@MorataReloaded) August 9, 2018

BREAKING NEWS: Mesut Ozil has fucking joined Newcastle on a season long loan deal from Arsenal #DeadlineDay pic.twitter.com/b6onc56h9H

— Swearing Sports News (@SwearingSport) August 9, 2018

It feels like Jordan or André Ayew have been sold on every transfer deadline day for the past ten years. #DeadlineDay

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) August 9, 2018

The next central defender Man Utd will try and sign is:

Number 39, Diego Godin. #DeadlineDay pic.twitter.com/2sR3t4hogo

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) August 9, 2018

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— Coral (@Coral) August 9, 2018

"Can you play centre back?" pic.twitter.com/dr09kG9bed

— Jonny Sharples (@JonnyGabriel) August 9, 2018

Eastenders are having a better transfer window than Spurs… https://t.co/J6tI4p2Knv

— The Tears of a Clown (@Modmuffin) August 8, 2018

Any news on whether Burnley are going to get the signing of Tommy Robinson over the line? #DeadlineDay

— RTB (@RichardTheBurns) August 9, 2018

Hang on Kurt Zouma‘s middle name is Happy? We’ll soon change that. pic.twitter.com/Nr57ltnLp0

— Darren (@nsno_83) August 9, 2018

‘Current Mood’ …

😐😕🙈#DeadlineDay#THFC #COYS pic.twitter.com/c0ueirO4CJ

— Last Word On Spurs🎙 (@LastWordOnSpurs) August 9, 2018

The whole world is helping @ManUtd and Jose Mourinho look for a centre back right now.. #DeadlineDay #MUFC pic.twitter.com/hnYz9wSqPl

— Kola Oladejo (@Koly_Baly007) August 9, 2018

I’ll let me mam down if Spurs make a signing #DeadlineDay pic.twitter.com/2UUKvuly7e

— Kassim Highley (@HighleyKassim) August 9, 2018

Supporters should be the ones getting medicals on #DeadlineDay

— Dean Cooper (@deancooper75) August 9, 2018

BREAKING: Emmanuel Eboue rejects joining Mourinho at United and decides to continue his hustle on the street.#DeadlineDay #SSN pic.twitter.com/cKohna8GWY

— Sky Sports News (@SkySportsNews00) August 9, 2018

Keep your family members at home, #ManchesterUnited are seriously searching for people to sign. Report any missing case to the police.#DeadlineDay

— Hedimbi Jimmy Shapwa (@ThatShapwaKid) August 9, 2018

"Man U came in for me, but I told Claude I'd stay at Leicester. What can I say, I'm not afraid of commitment. Not like those other lads." #LCFC #DeadlineDay pic.twitter.com/d9jbHEb6Ln

— The Pride of London (@PrideOLondon) August 9, 2018

Clubs cramming in last minute signings is abit like doing your coursework the night before its due in. #Deadlineday

— Matthew Maguire (@m_maguire23) August 9, 2018

Hearing ‘Big Dave’ (Dog and Duck Center Half from the Blackburn combination league) is currently parked up at Carrington

He might just be autograph hunting as his kids are in the back of his Sierra, but I’ll keep you posted #DeadlineDay #Desperate

— Adam Catterall (@AdamCatterall) August 9, 2018

Can the app play centre back??

— Man Utd Updates Ⓜ️ (@ManUtdUpdatez) August 9, 2018

Sky Sports News have just showed their reporter being splashed by a car for the 854th time today #DeadlineDay pic.twitter.com/ac20SQB43I

— FUN88 (@fun88eng) August 9, 2018

#Millwall fans should start a @JustGiving page to buy our own million pound player. We could all share him. Take him down the pub or to family dos. And of course to watch a game at The Den. One way or another, we eventually have to break our transfer record. #DeadlineDay

— BermondseyBoy (@BermondseyBoy68) August 9, 2018

Have you ever played centre-half in a football match? Perhaps at school, in the park or in prison?

If so… please make yourself known to @ManUtd at once. As they may be interested in talking to you between now and 5pm. #mufc #DeadlineDay

— Martin SamueI (@themartinsamuel) August 9, 2018

Abdi moves from the beach
To hotel swimming pool #DeadlineDay #swfc

— S9 Owl (@stevenowls) August 9, 2018

Danny Ings on his way to Southampton from Liverpool. pic.twitter.com/unX6jP60Gt

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) August 9, 2018

Man Utd fans with an hour to go on #DeadlineDay
pic.twitter.com/KArHyhNBxA

— 🐐 (@eaglemoustache) August 9, 2018

save a life hug a Manchester United fan #DeadlineDay pic.twitter.com/G01ThNtXsj

— Mourinho n Woodward out. 🇰🇪 🇰🇪 (@ckanyi80) August 9, 2018

When you get caught drinking Bisto on live tv#efc #everton #allardyce #deadlineday pic.twitter.com/ZfYhEcc2YU

— Andrew Ryan (@scoobsfor) August 9, 2018

At least we got a new app. #DeadlineDay

— romero & lee grant_fan (@UnitedView7) August 9, 2018