The best Tim Howard jokes after 16 saves against Belgium

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The USA goalkeeper Tim Howard jokes and memes were not hurtful after his terrific performance against Belgium
HEAD HELD HIGH: Howard (Image: Nathan Forget)

All the best USA goalkeeper Tim Howard jokes and memes after 16 saves against Belgium in their World Cup last-16 tie kept Klinsmann’s side in the match right up until the last minute.

PLUS! THERE’S MORE: The best jokes and tweets from Belgium 2-1 USA

A valiant effort by the Americans in a thrilling game that lasted a gruelling 120 minutes means the team will all be remembered as heroes after progressing so far at Brazil 2014.

Perhaps most adored of all, check out the best Tim Howard jokes and memes from Belgium 2-1 USA:

Do you think Tim Howard blocks people on Twitter?

— Andrew Kaczynski (@BuzzFeedAndrew) July 1, 2014

Tim Howard is either the greatest goalie or largest cotraceptive diaphragm I’ve ever seen. #USMNT #USAvsBEL

— Greg Wyshynski (@wyshynski) July 1, 2014

I am writing in Tim Howard for president. For the next 80 elections.

— Chris Cillizza (@TheFix) July 1, 2014

BREAKING: NHL strips Rask of Vezina, hands to Tim Howard.

— Greg Wyshynski (@wyshynski) July 1, 2014

#USAvsBEL World Cup match summary, so far. pic.twitter.com/r0RAxZJgJU

— Annie Colbert (@anniecolbert) July 1, 2014

I don't know jack, but it seems Tim Howard needs his own parade when this is over.

— Pat Forde (@YahooForde) July 1, 2014

Tim Howard is so great at blocking things the Republicans want to make him Speaker. #USMNT #IBelieveThatWeWillWin

— Paul Begala (@PaulBegala) July 1, 2014

Tim Howard is playing out of his mind, he also has a solid beard – clearly a correlation.

— Neal Mann (@fieldproducer) July 1, 2014

Tim Howard could’ve saved my parents’ marriage.

— Jensen Karp (@JensenClan88) July 1, 2014

Not sure Tim Howard's gloves are regulation size #USA #BEL pic.twitter.com/lK9dI1Z2jU

— General Boles (@GeneralBoles) July 1, 2014

I think Tim Howard has gained enough experience points to level up into Super Saiyan mode any time now

— Josh Constine (@JoshConstine) July 1, 2014

Jesus was cool but it's Tim Howard who saves. #USAvsBEL

— Ben White (@morningmoneyben) July 1, 2014

These now belong to @TimHowardGK. pic.twitter.com/g3Yw6gcWeW

— MLB (@MLB) July 1, 2014

Can we rename a state after Tim Howard? How about one of the Dakotas?

— Nicole Auerbach (@NicoleAuerbach) July 1, 2014

"I hate all of you. Don't any of you try to sit next to me on the plane ride home" – Tim Howard right now, probably

— Wesley Lowery (@WesleyLowery) July 1, 2014

How many saves until we replace George Washington with Tim Howard on the $1 bill?

— Wesley Lowery (@WesleyLowery) July 1, 2014

Whatever happens here, Tim Howard will never again pay for a drink in the United States of America.

— Stephen Holder (@HolderStephen) July 1, 2014

Who plays Tim Howard in the movie?

— Ina Fried (@inafried) July 1, 2014

Tim Howard has done more for the United States than Obama has

— 2014 World Cup (@The2014WorIdCup) July 1, 2014

Tim Howard is always looking out for his American Brothers. pic.twitter.com/bub8EXH08V

— Souheib™ (@smansour01) July 1, 2014

"Who is: Tim Howard?" #JeopardySports pic.twitter.com/umT2DshIn8

— Jeopardy Sports (@JeopardySports) July 1, 2014

Tim Howard pic.twitter.com/jrf1euDFPr

— Flw_ (@FlwTV) July 1, 2014

new photo of Tim Howard pic.twitter.com/3OyoHzMhKB

— Ridiculousness (@WeLoveRobDyrdek) July 1, 2014

I'm still naming my daughter Tim Howard.

— Alex Medina (@mrmedina) July 1, 2014

When can I expect the first rally? @TimHowardGK pic.twitter.com/mB5Cdi7IwZ

— Life Humor (@BestProHumor) July 1, 2014

Block my tears, Tim Howard.

— Alex Baze (@bazecraze) July 1, 2014

Tim Howard coulda used a LITTLE help from his teammates today… pic.twitter.com/zpT2Fyxe31

— SportsNation (@SportsNation) July 1, 2014

TIm Howard was money today. pic.twitter.com/TLfaJouIGg

— 2014 World Cup (@TheWorIdCup) July 1, 2014

8 million "Tim Howard" rap lines were just written.

— Jean Grae (@JeanGreasy) July 1, 2014

Tim Howard's agent must be getting bombarded with condom endorsement offers.

— Streeter Seidell (@streetseidell) July 1, 2014

How can we get @TimHowardGK to work security next year?

— Ultra Music Festival (@ultra) July 1, 2014

I've changed Tim Howard's name to… TIM WOW'ard! What a goalie! Proud of @ussoccer

— Oscar De La Hoya (@OscarDeLaHoya) July 1, 2014

OK RT @WithDrake: .@darth should really do something nice for @TimHowardGK…. Just to show our support. pic.twitter.com/n0Bz4ssSbC

— darth™ (@darth) July 1, 2014

Incredible shot of Tim Howard in action against Belgium #BELvsUSA #WorldCup pic.twitter.com/36m2lREN5z

— NOT SportsCenter (@NOTSportsCenter) July 1, 2014

Despite the loss, Tim Howard’s record setting performance was monumental. pic.twitter.com/eaqF2Whkxq

— ESPN (@espn) July 1, 2014

We need Tim Howard and Hope Solo to have a baby to create a super goalie.

— World Cup (@i_speak_futbol) July 1, 2014

Is there a site to donate to the "hookers for Tim Howard" fund? I'd like to contribute. It's my duty as an American

— Burnsy (@MinnesotaBurns) July 1, 2014

Tim Howard for president pic.twitter.com/9JqpmTZOcy

— McLovin (@tbhmclovin) July 1, 2014

Someone changed the US Secretary of Defence on Wikipedia to Tim Howard. Fantastic. pic.twitter.com/haPrHWPLjx

— Cam (@_camwba) July 1, 2014

sorry girls tim howard can't protect u from being a hoe

— ceezy (@versaceezy) July 1, 2014

tim howard forever pic.twitter.com/UZwc7bJ7w5

— nick pants (@nick_pants) July 1, 2014

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