The best Stan Collymore v Joleon Lescott jokes as clash intensifies

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A wildebeest-based representation of Stan Collymore v Joleon Lescott
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These are the best Stan Collymore v Joleon Lescott jokes as the Aston Villa stars past and present clash over the club’s humiliating season.

Lescott enraged Villa fans by describing relegation to the Championship as “a weight off the shoulders” in his post-match interview following the 1-0 defeat at Man Utd.

When Collymore very publicly criticised these comments, Lescott messaged him on Instagram suggesting that they meet up in person to “sort this out as men”.

Collymore then posted the exchange on Twitter, joking that he’d done so accidentally while his phone was in his pocket – a reference to Lescott posting a picture on an expensive car just after Villa lost 0-6 at home to Liverpool.

As interest in the feud intensifies, here are the best Stan Collymore v Joleon Lescott jokes:

Stan Collymore just tweeted this DM with @JoleonLescott before deleting it…

Fight odds @SkyBet? #RequestABet pic.twitter.com/vXxUx50TCL

— Oddschanger (@Oddschanger) April 16, 2016

Collymore tweets a DM from Lescott offering him out , then deletes it? My money's on Stan but only if Lescott puts on a blonde wig & heels.

— Nικος Ξυδιας (@Greekbluenose) April 16, 2016

When @StanCollymore finds out that @JoleonLescott wants to fight him pic.twitter.com/EAVOj9wRkz

— Jay (@jtahh) April 16, 2016

This latest tweet from Joleon Lescott is a disgrace… #AVFC pic.twitter.com/Ru6PW69n6X

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) April 16, 2016

Collymore vs Lescott is probably the most entertaining thing which has happened all season down the Villa. #avfc

— Nayson (R) (@Nayson) April 18, 2016

Sounds like Joleon Lescott's post match interview went off in his pocket. #avfc

— Gareth Barker (@GarethBarkerWMS) April 16, 2016

When I read Lescott's comments I am not sure I support Freedom of speech

— Jan Aage Fjortoft (@JanAageFjortoft) April 16, 2016

Lescott talks like he plays

— Ash (@BoxingBrummie) April 18, 2016

Lescott celebrates relegation with a well earned Cigar in he's car pic.twitter.com/5DcdXbhKBz

— leonard owen (@lennylion74) April 18, 2016

Joleon Lescott has already earned more today than you will this month. And the next two as well. #mondaymotivation

— Jary (@JaryFoulFantasy) April 18, 2016

Stan Collymore 'steps forward' to save Villa. Suddenly Dwight Yorke sounds like Mourinho.

— John Ludden (@Johnludds) April 18, 2016

Joleon Lescott is looking for a PR agency. No experience necessary.

— Not (@reallyjamesbond) April 18, 2016

Well done agent lescott off on your holidays now pic.twitter.com/r2wkfJ1XlZ

— philip james (@JamesPhil0410) April 18, 2016

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