The best St Totteringham’s Day jokes as Arsenal finish above Spurs

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With Arsenal finishing about Spurs, Mauricio Pochettino would frown upon these St Totteringham's Day jokes
MoPo consoles himself ith a beer (Image: Víctor Gutiérrez Navarro)

Here is a selection of the best St Totteringham’s Day jokes as Arsenal finish above Spurs yet again, leapfrogging them into 2nd on the final day.

The Gunners beat Aston Villa 4-0 to ensure a higher Premier League finish than their north London rivals, who lost 5-1 at Newcastle, for the 21st consecutive season.

St Totteringham’s Day celebrates the point whereby Spurs can no longer finish ahead of Arsenal, and this is the second time in recent memory that it’s happened in a dramatic final day twist.

In 2005-06, Tottenham spent much of the season in the top four before a dodgy lasagne laid several first-team players low for a defeat at West Ham that allowed Arsenal to pip them to Champions League qualification at the death.

With Spurs now contriving to finish third despite having come the closest to challenging Leicester for the title, there were even a few famous faces getting in on the St Totteringham’s Day jokes:

Aaaaand Spurs are back.

— Footy Memes (@FootyMemes) May 15, 2016

"Happy St. Totteringham’s Day, I'm having Lasagne for dinner" 🏻 pic.twitter.com/Z0WoophB1L

— Lukas-Podolski.com (@Podolski10) May 15, 2016

Leicester 1
Arsenal 2
Tottenham 3

— Nicklas Bendtner (@bendtnerb52) May 15, 2016

Spurs are the only team in the world who can finish 3rd in a two horse race.

— Football Trolls (@Footballltrolls) May 15, 2016

Spurs are currently trending 2nd in the UK, if you refresh they will be 3rd pic.twitter.com/Ik1kozP7tH

— Ladbrokes (@Ladbrokes) May 15, 2016

Spurs celebrating 2nd place like: pic.twitter.com/rVr4MACblO

— Rodders The Gooner (@JHRWWE) May 15, 2016

Think season can (genuinely) be summedup by saying that despite giving it a really good shot, we couldn't quite manage to finish below Spurs

— Goodplaya (@Goodplaya) May 15, 2016

I'm not getting Spurs fans anything for St Totteringham's Day next year. I gave them a bottle this year and they've already lost it.

— Matt Lucas (@RealMattLucas) May 15, 2016

We recommend all Spurs WAGs learn the Heimlich Maneuver as it is noted the players do seem to choke quite often.

— Matt Lucas (@RealMattLucas) May 15, 2016

11 – Number of ambulances currently at St James' Park to deal with a severe case of choking. Spurs.

— OptaJoke (@OptaJoke) May 15, 2016

Something about Spurs.

— Al Murray the318 (@almurray) May 15, 2016

Arsenal be like: Stay in your lane, Spurs… pic.twitter.com/Tpg5knh5ST

— Football Funnys (@FootballFunnys) May 16, 2016

And into work to meet the Spurs fans like https://t.co/GBkC9WtowJ

— Kick Arse (@kickarseHD) May 16, 2016

I love the smell of a hilarious Spurs capitulation in the morning.

— Arseblog Tom (@arseblog_tom) May 16, 2016

"It was St Totteringham's day as Harry Kane looked out his kitchen window. He knew it. His mother knew it.
He pushed away his toast…"

— P.I.M.P. (@PoznanInMyPants) May 15, 2016

Hope my Spurs friend is okay. #NorthLondonIsRed pic.twitter.com/4H01oO1bgV

— Kevin John Stevens (@Double_O_Kevin) May 15, 2016

Met this spurs fan on the way back from the stadium tonight pic.twitter.com/YmLntLkyn5

— Jake Wood (@mrjakedwood) May 15, 2016

SPURS ISN’T A FOOTBALL TEAM IT’S AN EXPERIMENT ON HOW MUCH A CLUB CAN DISAPPOINT YOU AND YOU STILL SUPPORT IT.

— addy (@Addyylaide) May 15, 2016

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