Speculation that a VIP cheese room would be a feature of Spurs’ new ground has been ended after the club confirmed that one will not be built.
The prospect of such an inclusion was reportedly mentioned at a stadium preview presentation more than two years ago.
One of the first things you learn in the building trade is don’t make a room entirely out of cheese. https://t.co/HyA3nMynHr
— Tim (@CookPassTim) February 11, 2019
It was said that fans would be able to “to select their own specially sourced half-time cheeses”.
But The Guardian has now revealed that they have been informed there will be no cheese room.
Due to the recent news regarding the lack of a cheese room in the new stadium, Tottenham Hotspur Football Club would like to announce a Farmers Market in the car park on every second Sunday of the month. pic.twitter.com/SrhNz2Kewl
— Graham Kingsbury (@grayjam68) February 11, 2019
Tottenham also apparently suggested to the paper they were never intending to create one in the first place.
These were the best Spurs cheese puns after the decision was announced:
First they rename the Bell and Hare and now this. I camembert it… https://t.co/3JXlnflMOh
— Daniel Mansfield (@DannyMansfield) February 11, 2019
Doubt any proper spurs fan gives a edam about no cheese room in the new place. Only the more rich & mature fans who wanted it anyways.
— StambouliDiedForThis (@StambouliLives) February 11, 2019
This news has made me blue https://t.co/UUnwFqiIxY
— Dan Kilpatrick (@Dan_KP) February 11, 2019
It was always too gouda to be true https://t.co/VxFBtjofpV
— Tom Bull (@TomBulllll) February 11, 2019
I'm sure they thought very Caerphilly about this decision.
Sadly it has gone by the cheese board. https://t.co/adPGakER6x
— Private Spunkmeyer. (@lushattic) February 11, 2019
You gotta Brie kidding me!!
— c.hill (@chrissyhill222) February 11, 2019
That’s the final (cheese) straw for me
— JonBonHovis (@DJHipsters) February 11, 2019
Edam furious about this
— james (@jamesasm) February 11, 2019
— Ash (@ashdewan_) February 11, 2019
There must be some WHEY of resurrecting it? 😀
— Judy Jarvie (@Judy_Jarvie) February 11, 2019
Presumably, somebody thought it was crackers.
— Philip Morris (@PhilipJMorris) February 11, 2019
They haven’t got a leg to stilt-on.
— Benjamin Hope (@BenHopeArtist) February 11, 2019
Gotta be a joke about being Lack-Trophs intolerant in this…
— Harry Winterbottom (@HarringtonJW) February 11, 2019
— Stuart Clarkson (@Stuart_Clarkson) February 11, 2019
Ryan Babybel will be disappointed when Fulham visit
— Harry (@DanDan13916888) February 12, 2019
So the whole time they were just Brie-tending there would be a cheese room
— Josh Woodman (@Joshua_Woodman) February 11, 2019
It was just a dairytale.
— Brian Maudling (@BrianMaudling) February 11, 2019
Heard they have 'Grater' plans for that room.!
— Gordon Fraser (@Willsandbells) February 11, 2019
Would you Edam & Eve it ?
— Steven Robinson (@SteveRobinson59) February 11, 2019
Well that's me cheesed off 🧀
— AreWeHuman (@barkerchris931) February 11, 2019