The best Soccer Aid jokes from 2014 charity clash

The best Soccer Aid jokes from the 2014 charity clash that saw this England team lose 4-2
LOST: England (Image: Twitter/Stephen Moyer)

The best Soccer Aid jokes from a nationwide TV audience for the celebrity-packed 2014 charity fundraiser.

PLUS! MORE: The best Edgar Davids Soccer Aid jokes from 2014 fundraiser

The Rest of the World, coached by Mourinho, took on Sam Allardyce’s England with both teams fielding line-ups of celebrities and legends.

England were eventually defeated 4-2 but much good humour accompanied the good-natured match.

These are the best Soccer Aid jokes from the 2014 competition:

#socceraid2014 What an incredible charity.. Keeping Jonathan Wilkes in regular employment since 2006.

— Football Jokes (@FootyGags) June 8, 2014

Mourinho's last chance to win something this season, will he park the bus #socceraid2014

— Mark Antropik (@mantropik) June 8, 2014

#SoccerAid2014 is nearly upon us. Lest we forget that Boris Johnson can't tackle. https://t.co/gTBI61jFRV

— Squawka Football (@Squawka) June 8, 2014

Adam Richman: "There's Jaap Stam and Edgar Davids, I eat big burritos for a living… what am i doing here!" #socceraid2014

— Footy Humour (@FootyHumour) June 8, 2014

After the break, Cat Deeley visits Yaya Toure who tells her his heartbreaking story about him not getting a cake. #socceraid2014

— United Religion (@Unitedology) June 8, 2014

"You'll see all your favourite soccer stars. Like Ariaga! Ariaga II! Bariaga! Aruglia! and Pizzoza!" #socceraid2014 pic.twitter.com/FiPjP6CUFK

— SimpsonsQOTD (@SimpsonsQOTD) June 8, 2014

Sol Campbell on the ITV panel, if he'd of been white he would of been playing. #socceraid2014

— Pessimistic ENG fan (@SomeEvertonFan) June 8, 2014

Its England (population 53 million) vs Rest of the World (population 7.105 billion). Home win? Follow #socceraid2014 on @ByTheMinTV.

— ByTheMin Sport (@ByTheMinSport) June 8, 2014

#SoccerAid2014 – Davids, Seedorf and Del Piero vs. Bishop, Wilkes and Murs. http://t.co/3oGQ78bnPc

— Sunday League Footy (@SundayChants) June 8, 2014

BRILLIANT: Jose Mourinho steps onto the pitch to take out Olly Murs! #SoccerAid2014 http://t.co/sV0qBxSdCu

— BBC Sporf (@BBCSporf) June 8, 2014

Theakston is on. It won't be long before he's trying to snort the touchline. #socceraid2014

— Lord Bollock (@LordBollock) June 8, 2014

Love that quote…. "He's almost 80% vegan"… #socceraid2014

— Robbie Fowler (@Robbie9Fowler) June 8, 2014

Rooney's warming up… #socceraid2014 pic.twitter.com/wjIBcapXyo

— Mark Reynolds (@MarkReynolds007) June 8, 2014

STOP IT! #socceraid2014 pic.twitter.com/V2suhzBnuz

— Football Banter (@FootyBantLAD) June 8, 2014

Bad times. This was far and away England's best chance of a trophy this Summer. #socceraid2014

— Ant James (@antonydjames) June 8, 2014

never thought I'd see an avenger play football @MarvelUK #socceraid2014

— L A U R E N (@imlikeJoey) June 8, 2014

On comes Midfield enforcer Mark Owen ?? #socceraid2014

— STEVEN REID (@stevenreid12) June 8, 2014

Thought Mark Owen's accountant would have advised him to play for Rest of The World. #SoccerAid2014

— Dan (@ThatConnArtist) June 8, 2014

Jaap Stam could still do a job in Premier League #socceraid2014

— STEVEN REID (@stevenreid12) June 8, 2014

Awkward moment when Soccer Aid is more exciting than any actual England game so far #socceraid2014

— Uni Lad (@UniLadMag) June 8, 2014

Adam Richman (Man vs Food) trained 2 YEARS to play in this match… he played 5 minutes until he was subbed off. Poor fella! #socceraid2014

— George Aylett (@georgeayl) June 8, 2014

Ironic that a man famous for excessive, decadent eating is appearing in an event to raise money for malnourished children #socceraid2014

— 1886Gunners (@Timbo_Slice1991) June 8, 2014

The moment where Professor X loses the ability to walk ! #socceraid2014 pic.twitter.com/P8QqyswGaf

— Craig Honeyman (@Craig_Honeyman) June 8, 2014

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