The best Slaven Bilić sacked jokes after West Ham appoint David Moyes as manager

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Slaven Bilić before he was sacked as West Ham manager and replaced with David Moyes
Slaven Bilić explaining himself (Image: joshjdss)

David Moyes was today appointed as West Ham’s new manager after the club sacked Slaven Bilić following a 1-4 defeat at home to Liverpool on Saturday.

The former Manchester United sensation, who has spent time in Spain as well as Sunderland since leaving Everton, has been brought in to attempt to save the relegation-threatened side from relegation.

These are the best of the Bilić sacked jokes as West Ham appoint David Moyes to replace him:

Going from Bilic to Moyes is like finally escaping Fritzl's basement to then finding out you're going abroad with the McCann's.

— Craigo (@CD92_) November 4, 2017

G&S obviously still not convinced that Bilic can get us relegated so are looking to bring in David Moyes just to be sure.

— ☘Irish Tommy 5280 ⚒ (@tomster36) November 4, 2017

BREAKING NEWS: West Ham have cut the um-Bilic-al cord!

Slaven Bilic has been sacked as the Hammers manager. #WHUFC

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) November 6, 2017

Julian Dicks has arrived at Rush Green with a fishing rod and some KFC saying he is a friend of Slaven Bilic.

— J.O'B (@chanceig) November 6, 2017

Moyes recent managerial form looks like a text you get when a baby gets hold of a phone:

DDLLWDLLWLDLLLLWWLWLLWLLDDLLLDWLLLDLLLDLLWLLL

— BenchWarmers ⚽️ (@BeWarmers) November 6, 2017

How the board chose Moyes to replace Bilic… pic.twitter.com/TPf827J6rn

— West Ham Opinions (@WHU_Opinions) November 6, 2017

Hey girls,
Hey Moyes,
Sign Darron Gibson,
Here we go!

— Fraudulent Italian (@Regista_Michael) November 6, 2017

Nice to see Hammers sack useless foreign manager Slaven Bilic and appoint a British manager. A Hard Brexit approach is needed, Daniel Moyes is a good manager. Finished 10th 15 seasons in a row at Everton. Steady as she goes.

— bob (@oldbob1944) November 6, 2017

West Ham sacking Slaven & appointing Moyes is like dumping a woman for being too lazy during sex, and then buying a blow up doll.

— Jack Dean (@Jaack) November 6, 2017

West Ham fans have been so divided over the last year or so. It is nice to see us all unite in disbelief that David Moyes will manage us

— Cartlon Cole (@_CarltonCole9) November 6, 2017

https://twitter.com/brfootball/status/927817058854764544

The West Ham statement about Moyes. Yeah, that's what everyone took from his time at Man Utd. pic.twitter.com/EyTXEsbekB

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) November 7, 2017

David Moyes…

Failed at last three jobs✅
Threatened to slap a woman✅
Dour and uninspiring✅

West Ham…" When can you start?" pic.twitter.com/GccCcyss6D

— Tim Lewis (@timlewis01) November 7, 2017

David Moyes looking like a hospital grief councillor whose primary job is breaking bad news to families pic.twitter.com/qWkcXwWAzH

— Jack Lang (@jacklang) November 7, 2017

This months competition winner chose a 2017/18 short sleeved home shirt.

Congratulations to Mr D Moyes of Glasgow. pic.twitter.com/7NNP6G6hja

— J.O'B (@chanceig) November 7, 2017

Moyes didn't enjoy his time at Sunderland. I wouldn't say it was a barrel of laughs for us mate

— John Ridley (@Ridderz86) November 7, 2017

Essentially David Moyes only has to avoid burning the stadium down with Trevor Brooking inside and he'll have exceeded expectations. #whufc

— Martin SamueI (@themartinsamuel) November 7, 2017

"Moyes will get us fitter". Fuck me, is that the limit of our expectations? A junior school PE teacher could get us fitter in a week.

— EX Hammers (@EXHammers) November 7, 2017

https://twitter.com/Boy123Billy/status/927998013171265536

Slaven Bilic sacked but David Moyes hired pic.twitter.com/ISYOLkB6N5

— Jamie (@VerrattiUK) November 7, 2017

https://twitter.com/SportdecApp/status/927846630660984832

David Moyes settling into his new office at West Ham: pic.twitter.com/1zcyciVjIZ

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) November 7, 2017

Moyes signed contract at Man. Utd. until 2019. In that time he's managed them, Real Sociedad, Sunderland & now West Ham – with a year left.

— Phil McNulty (@philmcnulty) November 7, 2017

https://twitter.com/brfootball/status/927843464900902913
https://twitter.com/Ladbrokes/status/927843330783895552

BREAKING: David Moyes launches desperate appeal to West Ham fans pic.twitter.com/n5gTBjoSZB

— ODDSbible (@ODDSbible) November 7, 2017

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