The best Sergio Agüero crash jokes after car accident in Amsterdam

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Man City striker Sergio Agüero was injured in a car crash
ACCIDENT: Agüero (Image: Ludovic Péron)

These were the best Sergio Agüero car crash jokes after the Manchester City striker was injured in an accident in Amsterdam.

Agüero had just been watching singer Maluma play a gig when he took a taxi to the airport, but the taxi ended up crashing into a lamppost.

The prolific Argentine incurred a rib injury that looks set to keep him out of this weekend’s potential title six-pointer Chelsea.

He may not find these jokes much of a consolation, but here they are all the same:

Aguero’s hit the post!

— Mike Albert (@IAmMikeAlbert) 29 September 2017

Apparently Aguero was reading out Mendy's hilariously relatable tweets & the driver was laughing so hard that he lost control of the car.

— Marc Mero (@MU689908) September 29, 2017

Guardiola says he has no problem with Aguero being at a concert on his day off: "I'm not the police."

— Sam Lee (@Sammy_Goal) September 29, 2017

Just in: Aguero's taxi driver exposed. Do you know this man? pic.twitter.com/gyyp9i1SNZ

— FPL Ruined My Life (@FPLBollocks) 29 September 2017

Police have released this image from inside Sergio Aguero's cab and are seeking information on the whereabouts of this man… pic.twitter.com/KDbi9ebFyc

— BenchWarmers ⚽️ (@BeWarmers) September 29, 2017

All Fantasy League managers unable to focus on their day until they work out whether to replace Aguero with Kane, Jesus, Lacazette or Morata

— Richard Osman (@richardosman) September 29, 2017

Sergio Aguero is involved in a nasty looking car crash in Amsterdam, and Matt from Reading is fretting over how it'll affect his fantasy team

— Nooruddean (@BeardedGenius) 29 September 2017

That one mate hearing the Aguero news… pic.twitter.com/DstfmZ49Xl

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) September 29, 2017

Aguero taxi driver arrested at scene of incident. pic.twitter.com/C0cNT4dozT

— UrbanSpaceman (@conal_fitz) September 29, 2017

STUNNING news emerging that Aguero's driver wasn't even a real taxi driver… pic.twitter.com/0QNLpXTlbJ

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) September 29, 2017

Wait who is that in Aguero's taxi?!!!!?????!! pic.twitter.com/TXTz220NiK

— 🇬🇧 (@GiroudoIogy) 29 September 2017

The Aguero incident yet again shows what a superb professional Wayne Rooney is. Why risk a taxi when you can drive some bird's Beetle home?

— Gaz (@Gaz2Putt) September 29, 2017

Probably wouldn't be as big as the time you were sacked by your employer for sexist remarks made against a female official.

— Shane Burns (@ShaneBurns_) 29 September 2017

As Man City confirm Aguero has been injured in car crash, fans everywhere wish him a speedy return to their fantasy football teams.

— HaveIGotNewsForYou (@haveigotnews) September 29, 2017

Rivalry aside, I hope Aguero is dead.

— Bashy Mc (@bashy88mc) September 29, 2017

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