All the best Loïc Rémy fails medical jokes after his proposed £8.5m transfer from Queens Park Rangers to Liverpool collapsed, supposedly on medical grounds.
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The French striker is rumoured to have a hole in his heart and it is being reported that the player has failed medical exams at four different clubs since 2002.
With Liverpool set to make no further comment, Rémy’s representatives have since claimed that the deal was cancelled after Fabio Borini’s move to Sunderland fell through.
Whatever the truth, find time to enjoy these Rémy fails medical jokes…
Loic Remy's move to Liverpool is OFF. They realised he wasn't a Southampton player.
— Mirror Football (@MirrorFootball) July 27, 2014
On the afternoon Remy failed his medical, Gary Taylor-Fletcher scored the winning goal against Everton. Athlete. pic.twitter.com/W5xY3mKP56
— Coral (@Coral) July 27, 2014
Remy for £8m would've been brilliant but if the lad's half dead then the lad's half dead. Move on
— The Stebie (@ThoseScouseLads) July 27, 2014
"Loic Remy has failed his Liverpool medical?" pic.twitter.com/2bpIenV8oe
— Cheers Geoff (@Cheers_geoff) July 27, 2014
The Remy deal may be off, but Brendan Rodgers has this burning a hole in his pocket. Time to redeem? pic.twitter.com/ThBsoGaPHS
— Paddy Power (@paddypower) July 27, 2014
Borini in the car on his way to Sunderland and hears Remy has failed his medical on the radio. https://t.co/QTdiblqO16
— TheRedsArmy (@TweetFootyUk) July 27, 2014
Upon hearing the news Loic Remy has failed his medical at Liverpool, Arsene Wenger be like… https://t.co/qYlrxeLZAh
— Adam McKola (@AdamMcKola) July 27, 2014
Remy's heart was at Arsenal.
— Locá (@afcantonito) July 27, 2014
— The Official Agent™ (@_OfficialAgent_) July 27, 2014
Southampton have sent Jay Rodriguez into hiding after hearing Remy failed a medical for Liverpool pic.twitter.com/WzYFBbsABR
— FantasyYIRMA #FPL (@FantasyYIRMA) July 27, 2014
Reports state that in actual fact Remy 'failing his medical' is to cover up what actually happened. He failed the Liverpool history exam.
— UberArsenal (@UberAFC) July 27, 2014
Word reaches Harry Redknapp that Loic Remy's £8.5m move to Liverpool is off. pic.twitter.com/nZE5KbvutX
— Paddy Power (@paddypower) July 27, 2014
Loic Remy must be so disappointed he didn't get the same medical testing team as Andy Carroll.
— Rob Palmer (@robbopalmer) July 27, 2014
"@JamesPearceEcho: Remy deal will be announced in next few days. Passed his medical. Just slight hold up over paperwork." I TRUSTED YOU!!!!
— Ross (@RossLFC95) July 27, 2014
Rodgers "We missed out on Sanchez but we go again. We go again with Remy & don't let this one slip"
— RickyGee (@GeezyPeas) July 27, 2014
At least Remy got a holiday to America out of his job application. I get excited if I get a rejection email back.
— Becci (@BecciBoopLFC) July 27, 2014
Marseille paid £15m for Rémy, knowing all about his heart defect. Personally, I'd have him back in a heart beat! No pun intended! #nufc
— NUFC Stats (@NUFC_Stats) July 27, 2014
While Loic Remy can't pass a medical, it appears as though Leicester City's Gary Taylor-Fletcher can't pass a Greggs pic.twitter.com/C6LZ9nOAgH
— Sunday League Quotes (@ItsSundayLeague) July 27, 2014
Sky: Liverpool pull out of deal to sign Loic Remy after concerns over his medical . Medical staff to comment soon pic.twitter.com/YAIFeauGV4
— Tony (@TonyBaldwin5) July 27, 2014
Wonder how much it'll cost and how painful it'll be, to have my "Loic Remy #7" tattoo removed. #LFC
— umara~lfc (@_umara) July 27, 2014
Poor Remy failed his medical after getting a nasty paper cut from one of Brendan's envelopes.
— Feverpitch (@feverpitch) July 27, 2014
Loic Remy at Liverpool earlier today pic.twitter.com/8xzRTwq691
— CHRIS EFC (@chrisefc7) July 27, 2014
Remy can't pass a medical. Cleverley cant pass a ball and Giroud cant pass a high class hooker without taking her back to his hotel. #LFC
— red wazza (@redwazza1) July 27, 2014
No Remy, Sanchez, Di Maria, Reus, Isco, Moreno..etc But we are working on a deal to get Ryan Bertrand to Liverpool. pic.twitter.com/aoJXqSCGvz
— Jordan Ebay (@Haarinhoo) July 27, 2014
Remy's heart. pic.twitter.com/2Y43UWEbWl
— It's Alexis ! (@Nikomarvel) July 27, 2014
Just seen Loic Remy straightening up like Keyser Soze & walking towards Old Trafford.
— Sachin Nakrani (@SachinNakrani) July 27, 2014
— David Lovett (@dlovett32) July 27, 2014