The best PSG 3-1 Chelsea jokes from Champions League tie in Paris

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José Mourinho will not be happy at the PSG 3-1 Chelsea jokes
NOT AMUSED: Mourinho (Image: Ronnie Macdonald)

The best Chelsea jokes from the club’s 3-1 loss to Paris Saint-Germain in the Champions League quarter-final first leg last night.

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A late goal from PSG’s tricky Javier Pastore ensured Mourinho’s side will have to overcome a two goal deficit at Stamford Bridge if they are to progress to the semis of the European competition.

Take it away, it’s the best PSG 3-1 Chelsea jokes from the Champions League quarter-final clash in Paris:

Ibrahimovic from 11/8 to 3/1 to score anytime against Chelsea http://t.co/28qRoHS84G #MyBetLAD pic.twitter.com/uazz5hzsW5

— True Lad (@MyTruelad) April 2, 2014

Chelsea Football Club. Ruining football (and furniture) since 2003. pic.twitter.com/a17IM1EsLH

— Rik Sharma (@riksharma_) April 2, 2014

You would expect better odds for Ibrahimovic to score first yet Chelsea to win 2-0….. pic.twitter.com/sncbhr69hn

— Mark (@Wasted_littleDJ) April 2, 2014

"Where were you in World War Two?". Chelsea fans endear themselves to the locals

— James G (@Joses2ndComing) April 2, 2014

Slim pickings on the sandwich front, this is no Chelsea when it comes to pre-match food pic.twitter.com/AqRtfoHOh0

— Ian Abrahams (@BroadcastMoose) April 2, 2014

Chelsea fans have been going round Paris tonight putting stickers containing their club's honours on driver's backs.. pic.twitter.com/wiC5ctimM2

— Football Away Days (@FBAwayDays) April 2, 2014

I dream of bigger things, of posting a photo the right way up…@bbc5live from 7 as PSG take on Chelsea… pic.twitter.com/qWZMm2y34M

— Mark Pougatch (@markpougatch) April 2, 2014

BANTER: PSG & Chelsea exchange words ahead of tonight's match using Facebook (left) & Twitter (right). pic.twitter.com/fcnqpjSNsV

— BBC Sporf (@BBCSporf) April 2, 2014

PSG 1 – 0 Chelsea. Brilliant assist by JT. Oops…

— Kai Wayne (@KaiWayne) April 2, 2014

A Doctor Writes: An example of the kind of flat feet that Chelsea have started with. pic.twitter.com/FRDkvRiqpM

— Danny Baker (@prodnose) April 2, 2014

"Where were you in World War 2" sing Chelsea fans. Based on average age demographics, I'd say most PSG fans hadn't been born. Anything else?

— Si (@PhantomGoal) April 2, 2014

HALF-TIME in Paris, and Chelsea lead. HAHA! No – they don't! It's 1-1. Hahaha! #bantz

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) April 2, 2014

Playing as a striker is honestly not as difficult as Chelsea's forwards make it look.

— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) April 2, 2014

While all the Chelsea fans were celebrating Hazard's penalty… pic.twitter.com/IjRz474B8I

— The Football Café (@thefootballcafe) April 2, 2014

"Chelsea are a respectable club" -No one ever

— barcastuff (@barcasstuff) April 2, 2014

Pastore just danced through the chelsea defence like Justin timberlake last night at the 02. #pastore #flair

— Hope Akpan (@HopeAkpan) April 2, 2014

As they leave France humiliated after achieving nothing, Chelsea dedicate tonight's performance to @Joey7Barton.

— Toby Fair (@TopTopPundit) April 2, 2014

Jose Mourinho entering the Chelsea dressing room like http://t.co/HKXoID17do

— Football Funnys (@FootballFunnys) April 2, 2014

There is irony in Chelsea conceding a late goal to a £37m substitute

— amar singh (@amarjourno) April 2, 2014

So, what did you think of the Chelsea defending tonight, Jose? #PSGvCFC #UCL #CFC pic.twitter.com/o6IDo8w0lx

— talkSPORT (@talkSPORT) April 2, 2014

Chelsea fans right now pic.twitter.com/dGrHEqvFql

— Troll Football (@Troll__Football) April 2, 2014

The PSG Arab Billionaires after the match with Chelsea https://t.co/bQjcvID3Es

— Efo Dela (@Amegaxi) April 2, 2014

Very tough for Chelsea in the second leg because when you factor in their inevitable own goal they are going to need four.

— Danny Baker (@prodnose) April 2, 2014

Chelsea fans look away! Eden Hazard wearing PSG kit in post match interview. pic.twitter.com/5Sg7XIIax5

— FutbolBible (@FutbolBible) April 2, 2014

Not sure why there was a debate about Britain's future in Europe on TV tonight. Man Utd & Chelsea seemed to have answered that.

— Danny Baker (@prodnose) April 2, 2014

Hey, Chelsea… pic.twitter.com/FfQoyvCIWM

— Zlatan Ibrahimovic (@ZlatanJokes) April 2, 2014

Chelsea fans now escaping from twitter pic.twitter.com/HlJtSjblSc

— SOCCERPAEDIA (@soccerpaedia) April 2, 2014

Pastore left that parked Chelsea bus at the red light! http://t.co/kkfVRtOlKJ

— UberArsenal (@UberAFC) April 2, 2014

Chelsea were indirectly Zlataned.

— Zlatan Ibrahimovic (@ZlatanJokes) April 2, 2014

Chelsea Fans right now….. pic.twitter.com/6fnUOE3SYQ

— Football Vertex (@Football_Vertex) April 2, 2014

A night to forget for Chelsea – but at least David Luiz won the battle for great hair: http://t.co/Cr5of7sCvI #CFC pic.twitter.com/bTwqzN2Ff1

— ESPN.co.uk (@ESPNUK) April 2, 2014

Chelsea were little bit unlucky tonight. Apart from giving away goals and lacking class, quality and sharpness, there wasn't much in it.

— Wenger Knows Best (@wengerknowsbest) April 2, 2014

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