The best Paul Pogba injured jokes as £89m man limps off against Fenerbahçe

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There were lots of Paul Pogba injured jokes after his substitution in Manchester United's Europa League loss to Fenerbahçe
INJURED: Pogba (Image: Ardfern)

This is a selection of the best Paul Pogba injured jokes after the expensive summer signing had to be substituted in the first half of Manchester United’s Europa League tie against Fenerbahçe in Istanbul on Thursday night.

The Group A clash turned out to be another disappointment for José Mourinho’s under-pressure side who were on the receiving end of a 2-1 defeat at the Şükrü Saracoğlu Stadium.

Despite a stunning goal from the much-maligned Wayne Rooney after conceding twice, United were unable to muster up a comeback on the night and their huge recent transfer expenditure is once again under the spotlight.

These are the latest Paul Pogba injured jokes from Fenerbahçe 2-1 Manchester United:

If Pogba gets injured in this game then you know what even is the point of football

— Paul (@UtdRantcast) November 3, 2016

@ManUtd might as well call it a season

— BT (@TheTeamForMe) November 3, 2016

Pogba injured, really big blow for Fenerbahce.

— David (@mcfc__david) November 3, 2016

If Pogba is injured badly, that's a massive blow for Arsenal.

— Tom Gordon (@GoonerGordo) November 3, 2016

Hopefully Pogba's injury is only a dead leg. Unfortunately for us, Rooney has two dead legs he plays with every game for us.

— Hesham Bilal-Hafiz (@hesham786) November 3, 2016

Pogba trying to shake off the injury pic.twitter.com/FlGqby3Onq

— Masaku (@masaku_) November 3, 2016

£90 million Paul Pogba can't even run off a dead leg. And he's not even wearing a poppy. #GamesGone

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) November 3, 2016

To be fair to Pogba.

After seeing that first touch from Rooney before, I'd pretend to be injured as well.

— Footy Accumulators (@FootyAccums) November 3, 2016

Lingard is secretly happy Pogba is injured, more off time to master their dabs.

— VUJ (@DavidVujanic) November 3, 2016

Coincidence that Pogba gets injured during the same week they announce Vine is getting shut down.

— Sam (@omfgsam) November 3, 2016

Paul Pogba highlights 2016/17. pic.twitter.com/kqA3b3q7Rr

— lil eazy vert (@eddybaptista) November 3, 2016

Klopp on Pogba: "'If you bring one player in for £100m and he gets injured, then it all goes through the chimney."

It's like he knew.

— Ben (@LFC_NEW5) November 3, 2016

You want a sure thing; buy bonds. And not Paul Pogba.

— Bello El-Rufai (@B_ELRUFAI) November 3, 2016

Mourinho looking at Pogba like… £89m pic.twitter.com/FvVflo3Y61

— Ebi (@xotie) November 3, 2016

Pogba injured… probably his arm from dabbing too much.

— Chelsea HQ (@Chelsea_HQ) November 3, 2016

Pogba – £89M
Bailly – £30M
Mhkitaryan – £22M
Ibrahimovic – £300k salary p/w

Losing 2-1 to Turkish farmers on a Thursday – Free.

— Mohamed ELNneny (@ElNnenyM) November 3, 2016

Day 68. Paul Pogba is still a fraud.

— Col (@ColTalbot1) November 3, 2016

Paul Pogba is basically the Footballing version of Honey G pic.twitter.com/C70MbBV1Cc

— Memz (@AFCMemz) November 3, 2016

RT for Potato

Like for Pogba pic.twitter.com/CTOSivhvaM

— Masaku (@masaku_) November 3, 2016

Pogba's gotta be reevaluating his life choices

— Arielle Castillo (@ariellec) November 3, 2016

Was it a hairline fracture? "@ManUtd Paul Pogba limped off with an injury after 30 minutes. We hope to have an update for you"

— Logy (@IAmTheAyology) November 3, 2016

"Wait till Pogba Plays as a number 10"

"Wait till Rashford plays"

"Wait till we drop Rooney"

"Wait till Mhiki Plays" pic.twitter.com/5Dqriu4IZY

— Mahmud (@MahmudKullane) November 3, 2016

Someone sent this to @SubDeliveryMan a while back. Man U fans, please do the needful #FENMUN #MUFC pic.twitter.com/itpc4kCJC2

— Kraks TV™️ (@KraksTV) November 3, 2016

#mufc fans when Pogba got injured #GainWithXtianDela #ManchesterUnited #EuropaLeague #FENMUN pic.twitter.com/dQgPqex5Or

— dishon masinde (@dishonmasinde) November 3, 2016

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