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The best Neymar jokes from German semi-final disaster

Playing for Brazil at World Cup 2014, the subject of the Neymar jokes from the hosts' semi-final loss to Germany
POWERLESS: Neymar (Image: Agência Brasil)

A selection of Neymar jokes from Brazil’s devastating 1-7 World Cup defeat to Germany that the hosts’ star striker was forced to miss due to injury.

PLUS! MORE FROM THE GAME:

He must have been watching in despair as his team-mates shipped goals at an alarming rate in the first-half of the tragic semi-final…

These are the best Neymar jokes from Brazil 1-7 Germany:

Neymar's back must have been more important than everyone thought #GER v #BrazilvsGermany

— Adam Gabbatt (@adamgabbatt) July 8, 2014

If I were a #BRA player not named Neymar, I would go into the witness protection program. #BRAvsGER

— Ben Parr (@benparr) July 8, 2014

Well, the good news is #Neymar won't have to worry about missing the final. #BRAGER #WorldCup

— Derrick N Ashong (@DNAtv) July 8, 2014

Thank god Neymar isnt alive to see this. #BrazilvsGermany

— Spoons (@The_BoomDowg) July 8, 2014

NEYMAR COMING OUT OF HALFTIME LIKE pic.twitter.com/iF3vXPVh99

— WORLD STAR VINE (@WORLDSTARVlNE) July 8, 2014

Neymar be like: "I'm okay coach! Put me in!!" pic.twitter.com/95Y5BEJLRf

— Efõ Shepherd Pïdho ? (@Pidho1) July 8, 2014

So many bad jokes about #BrazilvsGermany right now. I can't take it an neymar.

— NO CHILL (@NOCHILLMAO) July 8, 2014

Brazil are bringing Neymar on pic.twitter.com/Uqu8isYfUI

— Jeremy Vine (@theJeremyVine) July 8, 2014

Well that Neymar tribute charity game went well loads of goals may he rest in peace #PrayForNeymar #BrazilvsGermany

— Paul Ifill (@PaulIfill) July 8, 2014

Neymar be like "thank god i'm escaped from a gang bang" pic.twitter.com/aRj0feGMe6

— Mr. BEAN (@comicbean) July 8, 2014

Neymar watching the game earlier like.. pic.twitter.com/Ovzumbn6T2

— Sunday League Footy (@SundayChants) July 8, 2014

Neymar passing his teammates after the game like. pic.twitter.com/8Jtdyi0YAL

— Transfer Sources (@TransferSources) July 8, 2014

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