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The best Neymar jokes from German semi-final disaster

Neymar missed the game due to injury and was powerless to prevent the German onslaught.

Playing for Brazil at World Cup 2014, the subject of the Neymar jokes from the hosts' semi-final loss to Germany
POWERLESS: Neymar (Image: Agência Brasil)

A selection of Neymar jokes from Brazil’s devastating 1-7 World Cup defeat to Germany that the hosts’ star striker was forced to miss due to injury.

PLUS! MORE FROM THE GAME:

He must have been watching in despair as his team-mates shipped goals at an alarming rate in the first-half of the tragic semi-final…

These are the best Neymar jokes from Brazil 1-7 Germany:

Neymar's back must have been more important than everyone thought #GER v #BrazilvsGermany

— Adam Gabbatt (@adamgabbatt) July 8, 2014

If I were a #BRA player not named Neymar, I would go into the witness protection program. #BRAvsGER

— Ben Parr (@benparr) July 8, 2014

Well, the good news is #Neymar won't have to worry about missing the final. #BRAGER #WorldCup

— Derrick N Ashong (@DNAtv) July 8, 2014

Thank god Neymar isnt alive to see this. #BrazilvsGermany

— Spoons (@The_BoomDowg) July 8, 2014

NEYMAR COMING OUT OF HALFTIME LIKE pic.twitter.com/iF3vXPVh99

— WORLD STAR VINE (@WORLDSTARVlNE) July 8, 2014

Neymar be like: "I'm okay coach! Put me in!!" pic.twitter.com/95Y5BEJLRf

— Efõ Shepherd Pïdho ? (@Pidho1) July 8, 2014

So many bad jokes about #BrazilvsGermany right now. I can't take it an neymar.

— NO CHILL (@NOCHILLMAO) July 8, 2014

Brazil are bringing Neymar on pic.twitter.com/Uqu8isYfUI

— Jeremy Vine (@theJeremyVine) July 8, 2014

Well that Neymar tribute charity game went well loads of goals may he rest in peace #PrayForNeymar #BrazilvsGermany

— Paul Ifill (@PaulIfill) July 8, 2014

Neymar be like "thank god i'm escaped from a gang bang" pic.twitter.com/aRj0feGMe6

— Mr. BEAN (@comicbean) July 8, 2014

Neymar watching the game earlier like.. pic.twitter.com/Ovzumbn6T2

— Sunday League Footy (@SundayChants) July 8, 2014

Neymar passing his teammates after the game like. pic.twitter.com/8Jtdyi0YAL

— Transfer Sources (@TransferSources) July 8, 2014

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