The best Neymar jokes as Brazil finish top of Group A


Neymar jokes about this wee Brazilian fellow who starred in the 4-1 win over Cameroon
RIDICULOUS: Neymar (Image: Christopher Johnson)

The best Neymar jokes from Brazil’s 4-1 defeat of Cameroon as two goals and stunning hair ensures the hosts finish top of Group A and qualify for the last-16.

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The star of the show once again, the much-hyped Neymar help his side to victory with a brilliant brace.

With much of the discussion, as always, focussed on his appearance – check out our favourite Neymar jokes from Cameroon 1-4 Brazil as Scolari’s men progress.

Neymar is looking more and more like a lesbian drug dealer every day.

— Gareth Bale (@GarethBale22) June 23, 2014

foto q neymar mandou pro galvao no snapchat pic.twitter.com/NFteLBvXXK

— anitta das marmita (@pedreiror) June 23, 2014

Wow, Splash must do more damage than we thought! #CMRvsBRA pic.twitter.com/wSyMHcesW4

— Ash Ketchum (@AshKetchumTime) June 23, 2014

Neymar's got his hair on backwards again

— David O'Doherty (@phlaimeaux) June 23, 2014

Neymar's World Cup so far: three goals, three haircuts. Brilliant.

— Jason Gay (@jasonWSJ) June 23, 2014

Neymar for Brazil: 35 Goals 21 Assists 52 Games 88 Haircuts

— Footy Humour (@FootyHumour) June 23, 2014

Neymar is the Justin Bieber of football. Brilliant on the old You Tube. Cat piss in reality" Joey Barton pic.twitter.com/1CMUiEdDCw

— Football Funnys (@FootballFunnys) June 23, 2014

Barcelona should sign the Neymar that plays for Brazil.

— Footy Humour (@FootyHumour) June 23, 2014

Highlights of the World Cup are in Neymar's hair.

— Chester Missing (@chestermissing) June 23, 2014

Not gonna rate neymar until he has played real football. African cup of nations ????

— Emmanuel Frimpong (@IAMFRIMPONG26) June 23, 2014

4 Years ago Neymar was close to completing £16m move to West Ham pic.twitter.com/MCkNFit0pl

— Transfer Sources (@TransferSources) June 23, 2014

Am I the only one on this internet who totally wouldn't do Neymar?

— Another Angry Woman (@stavvers) June 23, 2014

Neymar' thirst trap… pic.twitter.com/zZKnvzBK9g

— 2014 World Cup (@TheWorIdCup) June 23, 2014

Where does Neymar get his hair done? I'm guessing Swansea. In 1994.

— Paul Williams (@thepaulwilliams) June 23, 2014

Insane that Neymar is 5 years old and has 159 goals in 1 appearance for Brazil.

— Tom Gordon (@GoonerGordo) June 23, 2014

#BRA loves Neymar just as much as I love his girlfriend!! pic.twitter.com/8YZPP4F7va

— Babes And Bets (@BabesAndBets) June 23, 2014

Signed neymar for Bolton on FIFA 10 me

— stan (@KristanGordon) June 23, 2014

“No, it’s real horse hair sewn into my scalp. I’m serious.” #CMRvBRA pic.twitter.com/iYKhatl0BC

— Soccer Gods (@soccergods) June 23, 2014

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