The best Neymar hair jokes after new style against Mexico

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The best Neymar hair jokes after this new style against Mexico at Brazil 2014
CRYING SHAME: Neymar (Image: Twitter/@Cheers_geoff)

The best Neymar hair jokes after the Brazilian forward was seen sporting a new style for the 0-0 draw with Mexico in Group A.

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He failed to score but the young poster-boy of Brazil 2014 was causing a stir on Twitter.

Here are the Neymar hair jokes as people commented on his new do:

Half expect Neymar to have a different hair cut for every game of this tournament. Neymarketing, etc #BRA #WorldCup

— Jack Lang (@snap_kaka_pop) June 17, 2014

Neymar crying there because he's just seen a reflection of his hair

— The Lu Shwareh (@ThoseScouseLads) June 17, 2014

Neymar rocking the Miley Cyrus though

— RIP Tito (@messileftfoot) June 17, 2014

I don't know what Neymar has done to his hair in the past week, but I cannot in good faith defend it.

— John Green (@sportswithjohn) June 17, 2014

Rule number one: When you're in goalscoring form don't mess with your barnet @neymarjr

— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) June 17, 2014

Neymar's new haircut is called a "Megan Rapinoe"

— Men in Blazers (@MenInBlazers) June 17, 2014

Neymar crying after seeing his hair in the big screens pic.twitter.com/Rqi13HeRDu

— Futbolargentino (@FCBJulian) June 17, 2014

Neymar spends too much time getting his hair done instead of practicing…

— Aldair Martinéz ?? (@AldairM4rtine5) June 17, 2014

Neymar got the hair of a 47 year old Dominican woman going through a messy divorce

— SG (@SG300FTG) June 17, 2014

#WorldCup2014 Neymar's hair pic.twitter.com/SyF1gn4Llv

— Tyler Durden (@WasimAhmed89) June 17, 2014

"Looks like the hairdresser got some of the bleach in Neymar's eyes. But hes tough & battling on" Cheers Geoff pic.twitter.com/XZihxqy0Ng

— Cheers Geoff (@Cheers_geoff) June 17, 2014

BREAKING: Neymar can't believe he didn't score that header. pic.twitter.com/MYcRTtBuJA

— BBC Sporf (@BBCSporf) June 17, 2014

Neymar looks like a gay hair stylist

— Ricky Ricardo (@xxxrickyricardo) June 17, 2014

live picture of Neymar on the field pic.twitter.com/NWhDkzmAV2

— World Cup 2014 (@WorIdCupp) June 17, 2014

Alves and Neymar looking like pic.twitter.com/yB05XGP4wX

— RIP Tito (@messileftfoot) June 17, 2014

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