The best Mesut Özil assist jokes after another two against Manchester City

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Olivier Giroud will be pleased to hear the Mesut Özil assist jokes after another one helped him out against Manchester City in Arsenal's 2-1 win
ASSISTED GIROUD: Özil (Image: Ronnie McDonald)

After their midfield star added another two to his tally against Manchester City in Arsenal’s 2-1 win at the Emirates last night, these are the best Mesut Özil assist jokes.

The German international has now notched a total of fifteen assists in the Premier League this season, more than double his nearest rival.

A running joke that continues to have legs, check out the latest Mesut Özil assist jokes after two more in Arsenal’s 2-1 win over Manchester City.

ANOTHER assist for Ozil! pic.twitter.com/S5pGRJNEjw

— Football Funnys (@FootballFunnys) December 21, 2015

Ozil assist you say? pic.twitter.com/iHCECQtSsF

— N. (@FourFourNyle) December 21, 2015

Mesut Ozil could find the exact date and time Louis Van Gaal will be sacked.

— Danny Welbeck (@WelBeast) December 21, 2015

Ozil could find my dad with a pass and I ain't seen him for 15 years.

— West Ham Central (@WestHam_Central) December 21, 2015

Yaya and Kolo Toure used to be the same person, until they met Özil's assists Ozil 11 games 2 goals 15 assist 🔥🔥🔥🔥 pic.twitter.com/O1ZwWq2NBF

— kiyaawe flava (@Kiyaawe) December 21, 2015

2 – By the time you've read this tweet, Mesut Ozil will have set up another 2 goals. Provider.

— OptaJoke (@OptaJoke) December 21, 2015

Oxford dictionary (New Word Alert) Ozil (noun): An assist or a help. Usage: Can I Ozil you? How may I be of Ozil?

— Footy Jokes (@Footy_Jokes) December 21, 2015

Ozil is an Alien I swear to god. #AssistKing 2-0 to dem @Arsenal dudes 👍🏼😮 pic.twitter.com/BdAnCLw0q8

— Nick (@Nick28T) December 21, 2015

There are three things certain in life: Death Taxes And a Mesut Ozil assist.

— Arsenal News (@__arsenalnews_) December 21, 2015

Mesut Ozil: Eat, Sleep, Assist, Repeat.

— Coral (@Coral) December 21, 2015

Ozil should be a life coach with the way he gets people closer to their goals

— Zito (@_Zeets) December 21, 2015

When you're in the middle of a foursome but you want to see that Ozil assist again pic.twitter.com/6hvG5dsz70

— caasI@Christmas (@dribblesanchez) December 21, 2015

*Doctor's surgery* Patient: "I'm worried about this lump." Doctor: "Don't worry, that's just a cyst from Ozil…"

— JOE.co.uk (@JOE_co_uk) December 21, 2015

Mesut Ozil can find the G-spot with a through ball.

— Azeem Banatwalla (@TheBanat) December 21, 2015

Ozil is the 🔑 dj khaled talks about

— Smxth. (@Damzsmxth) December 21, 2015

Ozil goes off with two assists tonight. He's heading out for a drink tonight, where he'll be wingman for every single lad in the place.

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) December 21, 2015

If this is how I die, tell Ozil I loved him.

— Nia Griffiths (@niagriffiths89) December 21, 2015

HT: 2-0 to Arsenal. Ozil's 14th and 15th assists of the season allowing Wenger to dream again… pic.twitter.com/QkD615BQgr

— JOE.co.uk (@JOE_co_uk) December 21, 2015

Arsene Wenger: “Mesut Ozil is like a musician who always plays the right note." 💁 pic.twitter.com/tOdDKMsAQ6

— AM ❤ (@MegzyPainter) December 21, 2015

The king of assists mesut Ozil 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/Ot4OJH9eHI

— arsenal Gooner (@goonergang) December 21, 2015

LVG : is that not ozil, does he have two heads pic.twitter.com/QtBeRDXd3Y

— L•O•R•D•™ (@aWoZy) December 21, 2015

Mesut Ozil never stops assisting pic.twitter.com/ezfEQlJalz

— Football Funnys (@FootballFunnys) December 22, 2015

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