The best Marcos Rojo banana jokes as United defender eats snack against Rostov

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There were all sorts of Marcos Rojo banana jokes when the player ate the fruit at Old Trafford during Man Utd vs Rostov
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These were the best Marcos Rojo banana jokes after the Manchester United defender ate the piece of fruit midway through the second half of their Europa League round of 16 second leg clash with Russian side Rostov on Thursday night.

Scraping through to the next round and needing that little bit of extra energy, the player appeared to request the snack that was duly delivered by the home bench at Old Trafford via Ashley Young.

Although his manager José Mourinho later told BT Sport that “it is not to laugh at all”, here are the best of the Marcos Rojo banana jokes from Man Utd vs Rostov:

United are doing a relay race with a banana.

— Oli (@Oli_Row) March 16, 2017

José Mourinho has just passed a banana to Ashley Young, who then passes it to Rojo. The Argentine is now having a snack. Amazing scenes.

— The Busby Babe (@TheBusbyBabe) March 16, 2017

He eats when he wants, he eats when he wants, Marcus rojo, he eats when he wants

— Para (@Para9Mufc) March 16, 2017

Marcos Rojo has been handed a banana to eat. Phil Jones has seen this and asked the bench if he can have a Curly Wurly and a comic.

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) March 16, 2017

Marcos Rojo requesting a banana midway through tonight's game has been the highlight of the match. Superb communication and execution.

— Liam Canning (@LiamPaulCanning) March 16, 2017

Can't blame Rojo, he's bored so he just decides to eat a banana.

— Asif. (@HerreraTekkers) March 16, 2017

Rojo will probably have to resign tomorrow because someone put a bet on him eating a banana on the pitch… pic.twitter.com/frbpH1Omcz

— Jamie Spencer (@jamiespencer155) March 16, 2017

Passing a peeled banana around and then someone eats it. 😷

— Sport Witness (@Sport_Witness) March 16, 2017

"The banana is in possession of Ashley Young. Where is the banana relay going next?"

What the fuck is this team?

— Sarah Jones (@sarahmufc93) March 16, 2017

Thought seeing Phil Jones taking corners was the craziest thing I'd ever seen in my life until Marcos Rojo ate a banana during the game

— Jay (@RFFH) March 16, 2017

Rojo must have been starving after skipping breakfast again. #MUNROS pic.twitter.com/qfxnn5eNKi

— BoyleSports (@BoyleSports) March 16, 2017

Jones needing his inhaler. Rojo needing a banana. Bailly: pic.twitter.com/2gFHwEOZT5

— ㅤㅤㅤ (@AaronMancz) March 16, 2017

i was alive when Rojo ate a Banana mid match pic.twitter.com/hujHW1Vqs3

— @ManUtd_HQ ⚽️ (@ManUtd_HQ) March 16, 2017

When your mom makes you eat a banana before you're allowed any junk food… pic.twitter.com/dMHzyXtZfD

— BenchWarmers (@BeWarmers) March 16, 2017

If you think a Banana is a big deal, wait till you see what the Barcelona players take during games.

— GeorgeWeahsCousin (@WeahsCousin) March 16, 2017

Not saying this game has been boring but the banana is running Mata close for man of the match.

— Rob Summerfield (@RobSummerfield1) March 16, 2017

Credit to Phil Jones for actually passing the banana on to Rojo – must have been difficult for him pic.twitter.com/6Kdu9acQ2e

— Darren (@UtdDarren) March 16, 2017

LVG would have passed the banana to Zlatan instruct him to pass it on to Herrera who would throw it back to Smalling to pass it back to Rojo

— Judas Is No.1 (@zachzoranda) March 16, 2017

We'll always remember tonight and the night Rojo ate a banana.

— Sam Homewood (@SamHomewood) March 16, 2017

I'm a fuckin banana

— Demotus (@Demotus) March 17, 2017

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