The best Manchester United transfer deadline day jokes

Many Manchester United transfer deadline jokes were made as the squad's imbalance is revealed
ATTACKING: Manchester United (Image: Steve Collis)

After bringing in several big money signings including Radamel Falcao and Daley Blind, this is a collection of the best Manchester United transfer deadline day jokes.


It’s been a spectacular final day for United fans with a host of new arrivals at Old Trafford, taking the total spent by the club in this window to over £150m.

Louis van Gaal’s side has been significantly strengthened but few defensive-minded players have been brought in and the squad is now seemingly a little unbalanced.

Don’t miss the best Manchester United transfer deadline day jokes as the window closes:

Man Utd starting XI with Falcao now joining. pic.twitter.com/fC3IvXK8qw

— Footy Humour (@FootyHumour) September 1, 2014

Man Utd replacing RVP before Arsenal does is the biggest banter in football history.

— Footy Humour (@FootyHumour) September 1, 2014

@SkySportsNewsHQ: To talk about Falcao's move we're joined by Jamie Carragher now #SkyDeadlineDay pic.twitter.com/sgMfxEWVat” LOOK AT HIS FACE

— Ajay Paul (@AJ_Paul_) September 1, 2014

Manchester United's transfer season summed up in one vine. https://t.co/4u601XUvxf

— Mukund' (@AdnanTekkers) September 1, 2014

Jennifer Lawrence naked and Falcao to United. Who's the lad in Manchester with a lamp and one wish left? #MUFC

— Guy (@SportingKetchup) September 1, 2014

Man United's new formation pic.twitter.com/cquMip3b2p

— The FOOTBALL Bible (@TFBible_) September 1, 2014

Utd getting Falcao and Di Maria is the equivalent of giving somebody who needs heart surgery fake tits. Looks nice, but isn't what's needed.

— Dominic Campbell (@dom_campbell) September 1, 2014

Di Maria beats a man, plays it to Herrera who plays it to Shaw, Shaw crosses, Falcao flicks it, finds Valencia who drills it at a defender..

— The Reds UNITED (@theredsunited) September 1, 2014

If Manchester United was a person… pic.twitter.com/wSSRKhtwD9

— Football Funnys (@FootballFunnys) September 1, 2014

If falcao to united is true well have an attack worth £217 million and a defence worth 2 packets of skittles and a sausage roll

— Joey (@JoeHorne95) September 1, 2014

Ok Liverpool fans, you are right- Falcao was a panic buy. We were left with no choice after you beat us to Rickie Lambert #MUFC #LFC

— Ed Woodward NOT (@Ed_Woodward_) September 1, 2014

CONFIRMED – Manchester United sign Daley Blind!! #DeadlineDay pic.twitter.com/JqKgL6M994

— The Betting Bar (@TheBettingBar) September 1, 2014

If the move for Romero the Argentina keeper goes through, he might play alongside De Gea for @ManUtd in the exciting new 2-0-0-9 formation.

— Imran Garda (@ImranGarda) September 1, 2014

SUMMARY: Manchester United's summer spending. http://t.co/q2owBJkTiR

— BBC Sporf (@BBCSporf) September 1, 2014

Ah I knew that late night bottle of red might pay off!! Haha pic.twitter.com/4zfTFrgUek

— Gary Neville (@GNev2) September 1, 2014

Welbeck going to Arsenal. Van Gaal doing business with Wenger. #MUFC #SkyDeadlineDay #DeadlineDay pic.twitter.com/pov4zx76ST

— betway (@betway) September 1, 2014

All these players leaving….Anderson must be hiding in a KFC somewhere & praying. #SkyDeadlineDay

— Totally Man Utd (@TotallyMUFC) September 1, 2014

Just for a laugh Van Gaal should definitely set up an attack vs defence session for the lads tomorrow. #SkyDeadlineDay #MUFC

— Luke Coulson (@LukeCoulson8) September 1, 2014

Rooney: "Falcao is on £346k a week? Had enough, fuck this." pic.twitter.com/HmIxE0tlpj

— A.M (@r50UL) September 1, 2014

So as a @ManUtd fan Im now stuck with a Madrid player tat on my arm #MUFC #ManUtd #mufctransfers #ChicharitoalMadrid pic.twitter.com/BjMQ6PkTwI

— Niall Corbett (@niallcorbett) September 1, 2014