The best Manchester United draw jokes as 1-1 against Everton makes it twelve

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There were Manchester United draw jokes as a 1-1 against Everton makes it twelve this season
DREW: Manchester United (Image: Max Pixel)

These are the best of the Manchester United draw jokes after a 1-1 result against Everton at Old Trafford on Tuesday night brought their total to twelve for the season.

Ahead of their nearest Premier League rivals Middlesbrough’s eleven, some are poking fun at their number and the amount of stalemates José Mourinho’s side seem to record at home.

United left it late to equalise against Everton last night, but Zlatan Ibrahimović’s added time goal sparked a wave of new Manchester United draw jokes:

Manchester United will be looking for their 12th league draw of the season tonight when they face Everton. 😂

— YanDje Ontoye™ (@ungoofie) 4 April 2017

Man United:

✅ 1-1 Stoke
✅ 0-0 Burnley
✅ 1-1 Arsenal
✅ 1-1 West Ham
✅ 0-0 Hull
✅ 1-1 Liverpool
✅ 1-1 B'mouth
✅ 0-0 West Brom
✅ 1-1 Everton pic.twitter.com/I7YnIOu15w

— GeniusFootball (@GeniusFootball) 5 April 2017

Massive upset at Old Trafford as United hold on for a draw.

— DaveOCKOP (@DaveOCKOP) April 4, 2017

@ManUtd The most embarrassing unbeaten run in professional football continues as United draw with Everton. #MUFC #MUNEVE

— Patrick H. Walsh (@PatrickHWalsh) April 4, 2017

After the result of #MUNEVE, it's time for @ManUtd to announce their new kit sponsor for 2017/18. #NoOneDrawsBetter pic.twitter.com/2dKWh03C2v

— Dan Dormer (@dandormer) 4 April 2017

theater of of draws.
6th.#MUNEVE pic.twitter.com/YHkYIFGHtD

— Mr. Putin (@PutinWay) 4 April 2017

Who's the better drawer? pic.twitter.com/Ki821Rvh44

— Umarah (@_umara) 4 April 2017

If you can't support us when we draw 0-0, don't support us when we draw 1-1.

— Lisa Johnson (@girlmanutd) 5 April 2017

No even digit draws for Man Utd. They draw in 1s and zeros. BINARY

— Manè (@fernante_mote) April 4, 2017

ANOTHER DRAW – STILL UNBEATEN IN F*CKING AGES! pic.twitter.com/gs0mqi3gXF

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) 4 April 2017

"Draw me like one of your United matches."

— pauliegunn (@PaulGunning1) 4 April 2017

Manchester fans be like 'we live to draw another day'…

— THAT IKORODU CELEB (@StarBROPE) 4 April 2017

Manchester United now only one home draw away from equalling the Premier League record, set by Sheffield Wednesday and Leicester. The dream.

— Daniel Storey (@danielstorey85) 5 April 2017

I could almost hear Clive Tyldesley's 99 commentary towards the end last night, "Can Manchester United draw? Manchester United always draw!" pic.twitter.com/JSpc84iNBb

— Pete Molyneux (@PeteMolyneux) 5 April 2017

Draw, Draw or Draw..UNITED TILL I DIE..😎😎

— JM. (@Joselogy) 5 April 2017

WE DRAW WHEN WE WANT, WE DRAW WHEN WE WANT, WE'RE MAN UNITED…

— Sam Homewood (@SamHomewood) 4 April 2017

@premierleague Man U are artists they can draw anything

— Eric (@Eric_bradburn8) 4 April 2017

@deejayfaremi very soon, Man U will draw the road that leads to heaven from earth for us.

— Olorunsola (@Solastar2) April 4, 2017

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