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The best ‘Manchester City scouting database hacked’ jokes

We have the best ‘Manchester City scouting database hacked’ jokes for you, right here. Football has been (sort of) rocked by allegations that a rival club have hacked Manchester City’s “scouting database”. But there’s humour to be found in every situation, so here we go: City scouting network hacked lol as if no one has […]

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Hacking… Joke (Image: Twitter/chelsea_wbafc)

We have the best ‘Manchester City scouting database hacked’ jokes for you, right here.

Football has been (sort of) rocked by allegations that a rival club have hacked Manchester City’s “scouting database”.

But there’s humour to be found in every situation, so here we go:

City scouting network hacked lol as if no one has heard of the £20-£40m players they buy! Total jokers

— Stu (@singram11) June 16, 2013

Someone found Man City's Football Manager saves…. http://t.co/AFLYtBxoTY

— James Nalton (@JDNalton) June 16, 2013

Apparently Man City are worried a Prem rival has hacked their scouting database. Behave! Like City scout! Have you seen Javi Garcia?

— Ray Woody (@RayWoodhouse1) June 16, 2013

Just seen the secret Man City scouted list of players that was hacked – Messi, Ronaldo, Lewandowski, Cavani #nothardwithunlimitedfunds

— Mark Azzopardi (@markazzo) June 16, 2013

Man City's scouting database reportedly hacked. Now everyone will know which underachievers they'll overpay for: http://t.co/lNmgkDafl8

— Jeff Borzello (@jeffborzello) June 16, 2013

Eh? The Arsenal team sheet isn't secret. “@thesundaypeople: Man City fear secret scouting database has been hacked http://t.co/8XiB8WBi49

— Ian Hyland (@HylandIan) June 16, 2013

Fucking hell, wished someone hacked it when we were after Garcia and Sinclair, might have made us see sense http://t.co/ATJp8C1H5t

— Banker (@braemarsoldier) June 16, 2013

Steve Bates' assertion that Man City’s scouting database being hacked "will rock football to its core" is a little bit of on overreaction.

— Adam Love (@adamlove7) June 16, 2013

I think we know who hacked Man City's scouting database #kinnear

— Craig Stewart (@CraigPStewart10) June 16, 2013

@RobbieH46 FIFA 13 with search terms 85+ minimum wage 85k and a note to accept all counter offers no matter how ridiculous they are.

— James Moran (@Jamster234) June 16, 2013

Can see why Man City are so outraged having their scouting database hacked. I know I'd be raging if someone hacked my Football Manager game

— Mark Fitzpatrick (@thefitz19) June 16, 2013

The hacking of Man City's scouting database seems to explain why they quickly moved for Fernandinho & Navas. Priceless.

— Nour Agha (@NourAgha) June 15, 2013

Apparently Man City scouting hacked, can't see it being much different from players search on fm13 'search by highest price first' then buy

— Jamie Greslow (@gres76) June 16, 2013

'Man City fear their secret scouting database possibly hacked by an employee of a Premier League rival' But anyone can buy Footie Manager?

— Matthew S. McCoubrey (@Matty_Coubs) June 16, 2013

Man City's scouting file has been hacked. I thought it was public anyway. Who plays for Arsenal? Who do Chelsea want? Who do Man Utd want?

— Me (@TeamXtremeXXV) June 16, 2013

City is saying their scouting database was hacked? We all know the 22 players in arsenals first team. #afc #mcfc

— kenna © (@Kennagq) June 16, 2013

Insert obvious Spurs joke here. “@ballsdotie: Man City Fear Their Scouting Network Has Been Hacked. http://t.co/9ijKM7ybN9

— DOF (@AggerDoDoDo) June 16, 2013

Presumably whoever hacked into man city's scouting database changed the figures for how much they should pay for Gareth Barry?

— Paul O'Farrell (@paulofarrell) June 16, 2013

"@FourFourTweet: Man City claim their scouting database has been hacked by an employee of a Premier League rival" they dont scout anyone!

— Dave Rue (@dave_rue) June 16, 2013

Love this story Man City's secret scouting database has been hacked. Isn't it just a list of every top top player… ?

— lisa (@shampps) June 16, 2013

They must have hacked Man City's computer ages ago because someone took the dot out between the 2 and 5 in James Milners transfer fee.

— Chris (@Offs73) June 16, 2013

Man city have data base hacked. Just wait to see who everyine else wants and gazump them like usual then #mancity

— ian thelwell (@wease83) June 16, 2013

Daily Mirror are reporting that #ManCity's Worldwide Scouting Database has been hacked. Got Money bt cant afford good Security #TypicalShit

— Sagar Sane MUFC (@SaneSagar) June 16, 2013

#ManCity #Players pic.twitter.com/MpI4ISAuJe

— Chelsea (@chelsea_wbafc) June 15, 2013