The best Manchester City 6-0 Spurs jokes

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Fans do the Bale heart celebration, one of the best Manchester City 6-0 Spurs jokes
Taunts… Fans (Image: Twitter/EPLStuff)

After the the Premier League’s latest big win, we gather together a collection of the best Manchester City 6-0 Spurs jokes doing the rounds on Twitter.

UPDATE! CITY TAKE THEIR TALLY AGAINST SPURS THIS SEASON TO 11: More Spurs jokes after 1-5 Man City loss and minus goal difference

Tottenham have not escaped the ridicule of their top-flight rivals after being embarrassed by a strong City side at the Etihad Stadium on Sunday.

There is however some good news for Tottenham Hotspur fans: our round-up of Arsenal jokes following their opening day defeat to Aston Villa precipitated a massive upturn in fortune for the Gunners, so you could be in for a winning streak.

In the meantime, though, it’s Spurs humour ahoy! So let’s get straight to the Manchester City 6-0 Spurs jokes…

Spurs playing much better now . Man City haven't scored for 5 mins

— Lord Sugar (@Lord_Sugar) November 24, 2013

If Spurs aren't careful they're gonna get beat here.

— Danny Baker (@prodnose) November 24, 2013

True story… #THFC pic.twitter.com/LoVLKCmIAX

— Wenger's Wingman (@mikesanz19) November 24, 2013

Conspiracy theorists are already saying there has to be a second Man City team shooting from behind the grassy knoll.

— Danny Baker (@prodnose) November 24, 2013

Spurs: Paulinho £17m Chadli £8m Soldado £26m Capoue £8m Lamela £30m Battered 6-0 by Man City – Priceless

— Football Funnys (@FootballFunnys) November 24, 2013

Man city was Groves and Spurs was Froch. Only difference is the Ref didnt stop the game in the 70th min and give Tottenham the win.

Jordan Graham (@jordandakid) November 24, 2013

Poor kid… pic.twitter.com/g1vs8soJDA

— Wenger's Wingman (@mikesanz19) November 24, 2013

Spurs Fans don't worrypic.twitter.com/feO0UyzsX1

— Ahmed Al-Harti (@AhmedZakh) November 24, 2013

Don't worry Spurs – "It's always darkest before the dawn." Unless of course you always live in a shadow…

— Andrew Allen (@AAllenSport) November 24, 2013

The vehicular equivalent of Spurs pic.twitter.com/Oyjfgqr7gi

— Daniel Harris (@DanielHarris) November 24, 2013

Nothing like perfectly roasted Spuds on a Sunday.

— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) November 24, 2013

Take 11 Spurs players, roast for 90ms, drain of all hope > RT @KirstieMAllsopp @piersmorgan are you going to share your technique?

— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) November 24, 2013

The Arsenal First Teams Reaction To The Spurs Score pic.twitter.com/wbGqSQzKzz

— Aaron Ramsey (@Reckless_III) November 24, 2013

BREAKING: Please contact if you have any information. Our thoughts and prayers go out to those involved with Spurs. pic.twitter.com/CdrrWp0ZDJ

— Footy Humour (@FootyHumour) November 24, 2013

This made my day. Spurs fan trying hard…very hard to find a silver lining. pic.twitter.com/p7cegrY0uO

— TeaAndBusquets (@vinayak_afc) November 24, 2013

Spurs this season pic.twitter.com/McjjiboGx5

— Genius Football (@GeniusFootball) November 24, 2013

#Spurs spending on new players – £107m The look on AVB's face after being battered 6-0 by Man City – PRICELESS! pic.twitter.com/Hj4oFYGOr7

— Wenger's Wingman (@mikesanz19) November 24, 2013

My dad on watching AVB during City-Spurs: "I think he looked sort of ill."

— Grant Wahl (@GrantWahl) November 25, 2013

To be fair to Spurs they looked decent for the first 13 seconds.

— TheSPORTBible (@TSBible) November 24, 2013

City v Spurs pic.twitter.com/b5tGoTKHcV

— Kevin Horlock (@Kevinhorlock6) November 24, 2013

For spurs fans a must watch pic.twitter.com/bd2CCMfVG3

— Garryjgc (@Garryjgc2) November 24, 2013

Willian just heard Spurs lost 6-0. #hehatesTottenham pic.twitter.com/5imAfQmokQ

— ChelseaInSutton (@ChelseaInSutton) November 24, 2013

@3rdEyeNot clearly the Spurs beach party last night had an effect on their game today pic.twitter.com/1TTC7j1S1P

— Adam Weston (@Adam9W) November 24, 2013

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was embarrassed to be seen on a Spurs shirt… pic.twitter.com/HYlbDgZeRX

— ChelseaInSutton (@ChelseaInSutton) November 24, 2013

What time do #Spurs kick off? Every 15 minutes

— Mark Robinson (@robboma3) November 24, 2013

Tottenham ain't been smashed like that since the riots

— Ashlee Jones (@ashleeflyboi) November 24, 2013

If I was Spurs, I would have just… pic.twitter.com/HthCpzBqWB

— Munya (@Munyizzle) November 24, 2013

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