The best Mamadou Sakho doping jokes after failed drugs test

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The Liverpool defender won't want to look at the Mamadou Sakho doping jokes after his failed drugs test
INVESTIGATED: Sakho (Image: Jon Candy)

These are the best Mamadou Sakho doping jokes after news that the Liverpool defender had failed a drugs test and is the subject of a UEFA investigation.

Reports suggest that the player failed a test given to him following a Europa League clash with Manchester United last month.

Believed to relate to some sort of fat-burning substance, the BBC commented on the France international’s exclusion from the team:

The owners, manager Jurgen Klopp, chief executive Ian Ayre and the player himself all felt it was in the best interests for him not to be available while the process was ongoing.

Check out this selection of the best of the Mamadou Sakho doping jokes after the Liverpool defender’s failed drugs test:

Sakho suspended by Liverpool after failing a drugs test… Thought it was a bit suspicious that he was actually good all of a sudden

— Andy Castell (@AJ3) 23 April 2016

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— Wicky (@Wicknes007) 23 April 2016

Given Liverpool paid £32 million for Benteke & £36 million for Andy Carroll, I highly doubt Sakho is the only one on drugs at that club.

— Harry (@Bruxinho33) 23 April 2016

Sakho on the phone to his doctor right now https://t.co/rMGSfj5tPh

— Ben Wills (@_BenWills) 23 April 2016

It was at this point they knew something was up…https://t.co/4wWqxx6kk4 #Sakho #LFC

— FootySays (@Footysays) 23 April 2016

So who will replace Sakho? pic.twitter.com/PDcdgSSFQU

— Empire of the Kop (@empireofthekop) 23 April 2016

Best hide them drugs Sakhopic.twitter.com/UlyKMDoMIW

— Football Accumulator (@footballacca) 23 April 2016

Sakho failed a drugs test……. Who would've guessed it? pic.twitter.com/gbng5eD6tC

— Kevin Quinn Tips (@KevinQuinnTips) 23 April 2016

Why would Sakho need Fat burning pills? He must've weighted himself and forgot he still had a 221 lbs Lukaku in his pocket?

— DΔNNY (@thePRTY) 23 April 2016

He's big, he's great, he's trying to lose some weight, SAKHO

— Jürgen Klopp (@AdamLovlallana) 23 April 2016

Kenny Dalglish : "We will stand by Sakho." pic.twitter.com/Z6I5oXtBDM

— Wicky (@Wicknes007) 23 April 2016

When Sakho scores in the Europa League final to give us UCL next season. pic.twitter.com/Jw235a3gkT

— Dëm (@TheJurgenaut) 23 April 2016

Sakho doing his best to try and break the internet this morning. pic.twitter.com/J0qx0lgBAn

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) 23 April 2016

Benteke looks like Sakho's dad who's furious at having been publicly embarrassed by the whole situation pic.twitter.com/8lND2YCpDP

— Alex Corns (@alex_corns) 23 April 2016

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