The best Luis Suárez bites Ivanović jokes

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Luis Suárez bites Ivanović during Liverpool 2-2 Chelsea in the Premier League
Bite… Now time for the funnies (Image: Twitter/@Heisenboy)

So Luis Suárez bites Ivanović and then goes on to score a late equaliser for Liverpool during their 2-2 draw with Premier League rivals Chelsea.

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It’s a big deal. Hence, the jokes.

While poor Branislav Ivanović recovers, Twitter has been awash with contributions to the humour. Check out the best jokes, videos and Photoshopped pictures below.

Plus, don’t miss our collection of the best #PlayersOnTheSuarezMenu tweets.

I think Liverpool have bitten off more they can chew in this game #suarez

— phil adlam (@philadlam) April 21, 2013

Suarez has been criticised for making a meal of things this season, but never quite like this…

— Paul Kelso (@pkelso) April 21, 2013

Live picture of the Suarez bite twitter.com/marlonpack/sta…

— Marlon Pack (@marlonpack) April 21, 2013

Suarez brings a whole new meaning to a feast of football

— Steve Bates (@sbates_people) April 21, 2013

Bit of much for Suarez twitter.com/Harvey_East/st…

— HARVEY (@Harvey_East) April 21, 2013

Sturridgeserved that on a plate for Suarez…. #lol

— Michael Vaughan (@MichaelVaughan) April 21, 2013

SUAREZ EAT ALL THE PLAYERS YOU WANT YOU LEGEND

— ??????????? (@JamzLdn) April 21, 2013

Luis Suarez’ stats: 1 goal, 1 assist, 3 floor-rolls, 5 grins, 4 screams, 6 gestures to ref, 4 big teeth, 2 offsides, 1 handball, 1 bite.

— Verminated (@Vermaelen05) April 21, 2013

Luis Suarez getting ready to be brought into the post match Interview #lfc #chelsea twitter.com/Terraces_Stoke…

— Terraces Menswear (@Terraces_Stoke) April 21, 2013

@hucks6dh6 To be fair to Suarez he is the only player in a poor Liverpool side that provides a bit of bite!

— Andy Doyle (@angrydoyle) April 21, 2013

I’d like to have Suarez for dinner one day.

— Jeremy Clarkson (@JeremyClarkson) April 21, 2013

Luis Suarez been called up to Hollywood for new film role… twitter.com/Now__Football/…

— Now Football (@Now__Football) April 21, 2013

The moment Suarez bit Ivanovic #UNITED twitter.com/UnitedsRedArmy…

— Uniteds RedArmy (@UnitedsRedArmy) April 21, 2013

I don’t have the broadcast rights to the game, but this is a DRAMATIC RECONSTRUCTION of what happened #Suarez #LFC twitter.com/_Inno/status/3…

— Tony (@_Inno) April 21, 2013

#Suarez when boys bite you gently #LFC twitter.com/SarcastScouser…

— Sarcastic Scouser (@SarcastScouser) April 21, 2013

Really impressed with the progress Suarez is making. He could have bitten a black dude.

— Romesh Ranganathan (@RomeshRanga) April 21, 2013

Suarez when he scored twitter.com/YOZZA1878/stat…

— John Duckworth FT (@JohnDuckworthFT) April 21, 2013

Can’t believe the disrespect #suarez brother has just shown after being asked about the incident & laughing…..?? twitter.com/rgrodgers/stat…

— ?RikRod? (@rgrodgers) April 21, 2013

Brendan Rogers has already taken appropriate action against Luis Suarez #LFC #hannibal twitter.com/EPLStatman/sta…

— EPL Stat Man (@EPLStatman) April 21, 2013

Luis Suarez has announced he’s leaving Liverpool at the end of the season. He’s been offered 200 grand a week on The Walking Dead.

— Footy Humour (@FootyHumour) April 21, 2013

I can’t help but think if Suarez had his teeth removed it would be a win-win for all parties.

— Andrew Allen (@AAllenSport) April 21, 2013

Grab a snickers twitter.com/FootballFunnys…

— Football Funnys (@FootballFunnys) April 21, 2013

Major gaffe by Jamie Redknapp: “It’s been a bad day for strikers Adebayor Dzeko Torres and Suarez – but at least Suarez showed some appetite

— Steve Bates (@sbates_people) April 21, 2013

Liverpool physio just asked Suarez who he wanted for pre game meal next game

— Rodney Marsh (@RodneyMarsh10) April 21, 2013

BREAKING: Concern for Branislav Ivanovic this evening, as Luis Suarez is spotted leaving Anfield with a doggy bag. twitter.com/BBCSporf/statu…

— BBC Sporf (@BBCSporf) April 21, 2013

BREAKING: Luis Suarez: “I just wanted to have a taste of Champions League success”.

— BBC Sporf (@BBCSporf) April 21, 2013

BREAKING-Exclusive picture of Ivanovics InjuryGet your teeth into this! #Suarez #liverpool #Chelsea lol twitter.com/robboma3/statu…

— Mark Robinson (@robboma3) April 21, 2013

Here’s the secret weapon to stop liverpool strikers #BewareOfDog #Liverpool #Suarez #EPLisDangerous twitter.com/AdleneGUEDIOUR…

— Adlene GUEDIOURA(@AdleneGUEDIOURA) April 21, 2013

Just bought the Luis Suarez computer – one byte and no memory #ImHereAllWeek

— Christopher Davies (@Chrisdavies1966) April 21, 2013

New FA regulations for Suarez.. twitter.com/FootballFunnys…

— Football Funnys (@FootballFunnys) April 21, 2013

Suarez’s favourite dish twitter.com/FootyMemes/sta…

— Footy Memes (@FootyMemes) April 21, 2013

More marketing from most footballers’ favourite eatery #LFC #Suarez twitter.com/Richard_Buxton…

— Richard Buxton (@Richard_Buxton_) April 22, 2013

Luis Suarez – Not the devil they claim him to be twitter.com/RAWK_Meltdown/…

— RAWK Meltdown(@RAWK_Meltdown) April 22, 2013

Surely an ‘eight game or more’ ban for Luis Suarez at 5/6 is buying money? @oddschecker twitter.com/GetYourTipsOut…

— GetYourTipsOut (@GetYourTipsOut) April 22, 2013

Brilliant bit of advertising from Nandos #Suarez twitter.com/redluker/statu…

— Jess Westbrook (@JessWesty1) April 22, 2013

#suarez twitter.com/cotterill_davi…

— David cotterill (@cotterill_david) April 22, 2013

“@liverpoolunion: dont care if Suarez bit him I’ll always support him even if murdered a child he’d have my full support” <– ur not alright

— George Lineker (@GeorgeLineker) April 21, 2013

Suarez was just hungry! That’s all.

— Anthony Gerrard (@antgerrard86) April 21, 2013

I’d rather have Suarez bite me, than have Giggs shag my missus, or Rooney shag me nan.

— RAWK Meltdown(@RAWK_Meltdown) April 21, 2013

It’s good to see that Suarez has finally tasted champions league success.

— sickipediabot (@sickipediabot) April 21, 2013

If you’d offered Suarez a point before the game he’d have bit your hand off

— David Thompson (@DavidDthom77) April 21, 2013

I defo think Torres plays better in his mask…!Wonder if Suarez does next week….? twitter.com/PFBarberAndSho…

— Patrick Forster(@PFBarberAndShop) April 21, 2013

Please Help luis suarez as he is suffring from Urgent times for #Suarez #PlayersOnTheSuarezMenu twitter.com/kate_hewi/stat…””

— colin smith j4t96 (@colinwwelfc) April 21, 2013

Suarez MenuAshley Coleslaw,Daniel Porridge,Bacary lasagna,Andy Casaroll,PeppeRooney Pizza,Peter Odem-chicken-wingies,

— David Thompson (@DavidDthom77) April 21, 2013

Suarez biting ivanovic is a hazard but the ref didn’t see it so it doesn’t Mata but he could win an Oscar and receive a good Cech

— l3ahpar (@l3ahpar) April 21, 2013

I don’t blame Luis Suarez for biting Branislav Ivanovic. I would want a taste of Champions League football if I played for Liverpool

—Ji Sung Park(@RealParkJiSung) April 21, 2013

After game I text-a-message Suarez. I say Benitez spread rumour that you cannibal and you eat Bebe.Take that Benitez twitter.com/evilkagawa/sta…

— Evil Kagawa (@evilkagawa) April 21, 2013

BREAKING: Action already taken on Luis Suarez. twitter.com/Now__Football/…

— Now Football (@Now__Football) April 21, 2013

You can’t really blame Suarez if Ivanovic walks round with arm-buns on.(I waste my life on Photoshop) twitter.com/JaackMaate/sta…

— JaackMaate (@JaackMaate) April 21, 2013

Proof that Suarez was acting in self defence; twitter.com/1892Joe/status…

— Joe.(@1892Joe) April 21, 2013

Night night, sleep tight, don’t let the Suarez bite.

— Mario Balotelli (@MarioBaloltelli) April 21, 2013

Luis Suarez’ new mask…inspired and approved by the man/vampire/cannibal himself …bit.ly/ZBWcW2

— FootballFacts101 (@FootballFact101) April 21, 2013

Luis Suarez being transported to the FA for his hearing after treating Ivanovic for an ear of corn at Anfield twitter.com/BeyondthePitch…

— Beyond the Pitch (@BeyondthePitch) April 22, 2013

Luis Suarez clearly misinterpreted the managers instructions. Something like this perhaps? #PlayersOnTheSuarezMenu twitter.com/itsKwest/statu…

— Chief Keith (@itsKwest) April 22, 2013

Most conclusive photo angle yet. #suarez twitter.com/grandoldteam/s…

— GrandOldTeam.com (@grandoldteam) April 21, 2013

Good morning for you that had a piece of bread for breakfast instead of an arm. twitter.com/8bitfootball/s… #Suarez

— 8bit-Football.com (@8bitfootball) April 22, 2013

Welcome to Chez Suarez. #PlayersOnTheSuarezMenu twitter.com/ryanowengibson…

— Ryan Owen Gibson (@ryanowengibson) April 21, 2013

Meanwhile look who followed Luis Suarez… twitter.com/FutbolBible/st…

— FutbolBible (@FutbolBible) April 21, 2013

#SuarezJokes Chelsea have stated Torres feared leaving the Anfield dressing room yesterday after overhearing Suarez say “Nandos for tea”

— GrandOldTeam.com (@grandoldteam) April 22, 2013

Suarez vs Balotelli twitter.com/GeniusFootball…

— This is Football (@GeniusFootball) April 22, 2013

Ivanovic vs Suarez… twitter.com/FootyHumour/st…

— Footy Humour (@FootyHumour) April 22, 2013

Liverpool neemt maatregelen. #Suarez #liverpool twitter.com/Mvan_berkel/st…

— Maurice van Berkel (@Mvan_berkel) April 22, 2013

Are you watching Suarez? EVRA LERDD twitter.com/JackBerryy/sta…

— jack berry (@JackBerryy) April 22, 2013

This is incredibly amazing and hilarious #Suarez twitpic.com/cl91b1

— FM Experts (@FMExperts) April 22, 2013

How to protect from #Suarez. #PlayersOnTheSuarezMenu: Ivanovic twitter.com/juanmata10fans…

— Juan Mata & CFC News (@juanmata10fans) April 22, 2013

#PlayersOnTheSuarezMenu he only like the taste of ivanovic twitter.com/stucrompton/st…

— just for a laugh (@stucrompton) April 21, 2013

SUÁREZ BITE BONUS

No one told me that Luis Suarez had a twin brother. “They’re so ugly, they look alike!” twitter.com/DelBoy_ofah/st…

— Derek Trotter (@DelBoy_ofah) April 20, 2013

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  • jonjoedes

    Should be a caption… “Bitty, I want Bitty”

  • Jewfighter

    A typical brainless dumb ass… What kind of sports did he think he is playing? A boxing???

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