The best Liverpool jokes from 0-3 Real Madrid Champions League defeat

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Cristiano Ronaldo's performance in Real Madrid's 3-0 Champions League win at Anfield was the primary cause of this latest batch of Liverpool jokes
CAN DO IT ON A COLD WEDNESDAY NIGHT: Cristiano Ronaldo (Image: Jan S0L0)

After they succumbed to the might of the current Champions League holders, check out the best Liverpool jokes from their 0-3 defeat to Real Madrid in Group B of the European competition on Wednesday night.

PLUS! MORE: The best Mario Balotelli jokes after Pepe shirt swap

Brendan Rodgers’s side were outclassed by the mighty Spanish giants at Anfield and went back into the changing rooms at half-time with the result already determined.

After 45 minutes it was also decided that controversial new signing Mario Balotelli would play no further part in the match and the player further disappointed some fans by swapping shirts with Madrid’s Pepe before he disappeared down the tunnel.

Taking everything into account, these are the best Liverpool jokes from their 0-3 Champions League defeat to Real Madrid:

GOALSHOT! Liver Pool's deefense has got more holes than a homeless guy's vest. Ben Zeema with the head kick. #soccer

— Soccer Guy (@usasoccerguy) October 22, 2014

BREAKING: Live pictures of the Liverpool back four. pic.twitter.com/bIzOyYuVKE

— BBC Sporf (@BBCSporf) October 22, 2014

A moment of silence for all those Liverpool fans who thought they could beat Real Madrid.

— Footy Jokes (@Footy_Jokes) October 22, 2014

New FIFA 15 Difficulty Settings: Legendary World class Professional Semi-professional Amateur Liverpool

— The Football Jester (@FootballJester) October 22, 2014

Real Madrid looking at Liverpool's defence like.. pic.twitter.com/1dSjmarpLx

— Sunday League Footy (@SundayChants) October 22, 2014

Watching Liverpool's defence like pic.twitter.com/vcIxtnz6Ef

— 3rd Eye (@3rdEyeNot) October 22, 2014

Liverpool's Brendan Rodgers will take the Sunday League approach at half-time and say "forget that half, it's 0-0 again lads"

— Sunday League Quotes (@ItsSundayLeague) October 22, 2014

Liverpool should bring Kolo Toure on for banter.

— SPORT Humour (@SportHumour) October 22, 2014

Liverpool fans pic.twitter.com/5HW4U5tCY0

— Football Trolls (@Footballltrolls) October 22, 2014

Liverpool require spirit of Istanbul to save game….I so sorry Liverpool. Galatasary 0 Dortmund 3 Spirit of Istanbul crushed by Kagawa!

— Evil Kagawa (@evilkagawa) October 22, 2014

Thinking of getting a No. 45 Liverpool shirt with the name "Scapegoat" on the back of it.

— Grant Wahl (@GrantWahl) October 22, 2014

Liverpool fans when they remember they sold Suarez and signed Balotelli #LiverpoolVsRealMadrid pic.twitter.com/GEHXSKnFwe

— Totally Man Utd™ (@TotallyMUFC) October 22, 2014

Real Madrid vs the Liverpool back four. pic.twitter.com/jGOFGsRTel

— Squawka Football (@Squawka) October 22, 2014

A bit like Renée Zellweger, Liverpool just don't look the same as last year.

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) October 22, 2014

The Liverpool fans finally have something to celebrate about, Cristiano Ronaldo is coming off.

— Troll Football (@Troll__Football) October 22, 2014

Liverpool fans before the game 'No Sergio Ramos & Gareth Bale, Anfield will be buzzing, we can beat them!' pic.twitter.com/esQFAw4Hqb

— Troll Football (@Troll__Football) October 22, 2014

loads of respect for #RealMadrid for coming to play #Liverpool in Steven Gerard's Testimonial when they have the #ElClasico on Saturday ????

— JOHNO (@davidaj09) October 22, 2014

Liverpool fans after not conceding in the second half. pic.twitter.com/TcFwQp3YJw

— Sunday League Footy (@SundayChants) October 22, 2014

Mario Balotelli has scored more Champions League goals for Liverpool than Luis Suárez.

— 8 Fact Football (@8Fact_Footballl) October 22, 2014

Liverpool vs Real Madrid pic.twitter.com/C57Eq2RJpU

— Troll Football (@Troll__Football) October 22, 2014

Harsh from Ancelotti… pic.twitter.com/LMbDyfNx1i

— Football Funnys (@FootballFunnys) October 23, 2014