Now updated, here are the best José Mourinho sacked jokes doing the rounds in response to Chelsea’s confirmation of his departure.
It is the second time that Mourinho has been dismissed from the Stamford Bridge hot seat, but any regrets he might harbour will be tempered by the sizeable severance package he’s reportedly been sent away with.
Nevertheless, he probably wouldn’t be too thrilled with all these José Mourinho sacked jokes…
— Deluded Brendan (@DeludedBrendan) December 17, 2015
— David Schneider (@davidschneider) December 17, 2015
Jose Mourinho begging Abramovich for one more chance like… pic.twitter.com/QWxhV8SrLk
— Sunday League Footy (@SundayChants) December 17, 2015
Who's to blame for Mourinho's exit? pic.twitter.com/yLZdnuuBni
— JOE.co.uk (@JOE_co_uk) December 17, 2015
Looks like the news about Mourinho has just reached Eden Hazard… https://t.co/a9lfyJmP8L
— Paddy Power (@paddypower) December 17, 2015
current mood pic.twitter.com/OIcZfxZVPp
— José Mourinho (@josemourinhotv) December 17, 2015
— In2Sports (@In2SportsInc) December 17, 2015
Jose Mourinho driving his bus home tonight… pic.twitter.com/tWUGBjdrLs
— BreatheSport (@BreatheSport) December 17, 2015
Jose Mourinho's 3-year plan: 1. Buy the bus 2. Park the bus 3. Crash the bus pic.twitter.com/Q7tCCWTPa7
— BBC Sporf (@BBCSporf) December 17, 2015
In all of the Mourinho sack news, there is one lesson learned; "Whatever you do, NEVER offend a woman"
— Wale Adetona (@iSlimfit) December 17, 2015
— 90min (@90min_Football) December 17, 2015
Mourinho is so unhappy that he might go back to Porto just so he can bench Iker Casillas again.
— Brooks Peck (@BrooksDT) December 17, 2015
— BET A BONUS (@BetABonus) December 17, 2015
Jose Mourinho has more sackings than Eden Hazard has goals from open play this season. 😂😂😂😂
— Arsenal News (@__arsenalnews_) December 17, 2015
Jose Mourinho sped off so fast down the motorway after the sacking from stamford bridge ..he finaly picked up 3 points.
— Jason AFC (@JasonJhuti) December 17, 2015
Jose Mourinho right now pic.twitter.com/oZoFyvGKnK
— 9GAG Gifs (@9GAGGifs) December 17, 2015
Oh dear Mourinho 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/5MQklYImja
— Michael Devlin / 30K (@ItsMeDevlin) December 17, 2015
In response to Mourinho's sacking, Eden Hazard fell over laughing, briefly got back to his feet and then fell over again.
— Oldfirmfacts (@Oldfirmfacts1) December 17, 2015
Awful time of year to lose your job. How will #Mourinho be able to put food on the table this Xmas?
— Maz Bonafide (@MazBONAFIDE) December 17, 2015
One last goodbye message to Jose Mourinho. pic.twitter.com/AmFbf8BJux
— Chris (@LFCChris_) December 17, 2015
Jose Mourinho at Chelsea: So good they sacked him twice.
— John Brewin (@JohnBrewinESPN) December 17, 2015
Don't forget, 'Jose Mourinho' is an anagram of 'Man U Is r Home, Jo', if you look at it quickly and don't actually check the letters.
— McYulemins (@Danny_McMoomins) December 17, 2015
Mourinho is a big example why u shouldn't get back with your EX 😂 😂 😂 pic.twitter.com/MI9ovsA169
— MANISH ⚽ (@Manni_FCB) December 17, 2015
— stokietony (@stokietony) December 17, 2015
It's the year 2020 and Jose Mourinho is back at Chelsea and wins the Premier League again while Wenger is still at Arsenal finishing 4th.
— Mr.BlueGuy (@MrBIueGuy) December 17, 2015
The world of football utterly shocked by the sacking of Jose Mourinho. pic.twitter.com/f9XWQHZYJH
— Danny Kelly (@dannykellywords) December 17, 2015
Sky News dragging out the big guns on the Mourinho story. pic.twitter.com/kd2ayPLrnp
— marcwebber (@marcwebber) December 17, 2015
#Mourinho walks away with £40m compensation. I am sure he will be ok during this difficult time.
— James Melville (@JamesMelville) December 17, 2015
— EBAYGUMTREE (@savs66) December 17, 2015