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The best jokes since Manchester United’s 0-0 draw with Valencia

Mourinho limps on.

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There have been more jokes about Manchester United and Mourinho after a 0-0 draw with Valencia at Old Trafford in the Champions League
(Image: Aleksandr Osipov)

José Mourinho has had a rough time of it recently and suffered another disappointing result on Tuesday night as Manchester United failed to beat Valencia in a Champions League game at Old Trafford.

The club continued their run of poor form this season, failing to score in front of a home crowd in the Group H clash.

As the side struggle to regain confidence, the performances of star players such as Romelu Lukaku and Alexis Sánchez are coming under increased scrutiny.

These have been the best jokes since Manchester United’s 0-0 draw with Valencia in the group stage match:

Wow. What a half of football that was. José Mourinho has really got this Manchester United side playing some exciting football. I can't wait to watch the highlights.

— Boring James Milner (@BoringMilner) October 2, 2018

https://twitter.com/odonoghuejames/status/1047229614349848576

Manchester United players can only score in chivita adverts. #MUNVAL

— Onyema D (@Onyema_Donald) October 2, 2018

"Mourinho Out" pic.twitter.com/dy60DfPRmP

— Troll Football (@TrollFootball) October 2, 2018

https://twitter.com/FullTimeDEVILS/status/1047210971339603973

Haven't seen Man Utd offer so little going forward since Saturday. #MUNVAL

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) October 2, 2018

Whoever advised Lukaku to do step overs is his enemy. https://t.co/YwIm4kitpK

— Mohamed Not ElNneny (@ElNnenyM) October 2, 2018

Romelu Lukaku doing step overs and nutmegging himself pic.twitter.com/OM0Mgk8m4A

— ARYAN (@unitedaryan) October 2, 2018

Only Jose Mourinho could have a team consisting of Paul Pogba, Martial, Mata, Sanchez, Rashford and Lukaku and then decide to play like a 2009 version of Stoke City.

— Footy Humour (@FootyHumour) October 2, 2018

Alexis Sanchez's best performance was playing the piano no debate

— ManUtdMindset (@ManUtdMindset) October 2, 2018

Someone said this is Lukaku doing step overs #championsleague #MUNVAL pic.twitter.com/XtJ0kwDqSa

— knighty (@___knighty) October 2, 2018

I don't know what Mourinho said at half-time, but fair play to the Man Utd players, they're giving it the full 45% at the moment. #MUNVAL

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) October 2, 2018

Who has a better first touch?

Like for Lukaku
RT for that curb pic.twitter.com/Gn6qyizOo8

— Oddschanger (@Oddschanger) October 2, 2018

https://twitter.com/MkJustSaid/status/1047219815365206021

https://twitter.com/fabz_bk/status/1047201560466546688

https://twitter.com/WayneFiifi/status/1047432851094994944

Lukaku just tackled himself. I'm sticking the Bake Off on. #MUNVAL

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) October 2, 2018

I’m 99% sure lukaku has got these on under his boots. pic.twitter.com/hsYDmUDIws

— Imran (@_imranb) October 2, 2018

First time Gary Neville watched Valencia keep a clean sheet? @Carra23 pic.twitter.com/FopMlWkCg2

— Stephen Drennan (@babuyagu) October 3, 2018

https://twitter.com/SemperFiUtd/status/1047743118878154752

https://twitter.com/UnitedStandMUFC/status/1047381669064454144