The best jokes from the Champions League final as Real beat Atlético on penalties

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Ronaldo will be pleased with the jokes from the Champions League final as Real beat Atlético on penalties
SCORED WINNING PENALTY: Ronaldo (Image: YouTube/Real Madrid C.F.)

Relive the game with this selection of the best jokes from the Champions League final as Real Madrid defeat Atlético on penalties following a 1-1 draw after extra-time at the San Siro on Saturday night.

A close-fought tie saw highlights of Ronaldo going missing but scoring the winning penalty, Yannick Carrasco kissing his girlfriend after Atlético’s equaliser and Pepe’s playacting.

These were the best jokes from the Champions League final after Real Madrid beat local rivals Atlético Madrid 5-4 on penalties:

When you've got the #UCLfinal at 19:45 but you're refereeing the snooker at 22:00. pic.twitter.com/tcixL7Zuw5

— The Sun Football (@TheSunFootball) May 28, 2016

Get Vardy up on that stage with a case of WKD and a karaoke machine, it would be better than this. #uclfinal

— TheLADbible (@TheLadBible) May 28, 2016

Marcelo double duty, singing before the #uclfinal and then starting for Real, what a man pic.twitter.com/cg5gr2yJka

— Alido (@RM_Dandy) May 28, 2016

Players stood in the tunnel wondering whether they're gonna be running out to a load of emotional single women holding lighters up #uclfinal

— Jamie Pav (@Pav90) May 28, 2016

The worst performance by a Keys since Richard on Sky Sports :) #uclfinal

— 54 Beats 44 (@54Beats44) May 28, 2016

Last time this season! #UCLfinal pic.twitter.com/iUCiTKVfoO

— LiveFootball (@livefootball) May 28, 2016

#Bocelli has already won. Give him the 🏆. #UCLFinal

— Anthony DiCicco (@DiCiccoMethod) May 28, 2016

When the guy who was meant to hold the top left corner of the banner is late for the #uclfinal pic.twitter.com/8nYggYCFTq

— Unibet (@unibet) May 28, 2016

Leicester v Celtic this time next year eh lads #uclfinal

— General Boles (@GeneralBoles) May 28, 2016

SPOTTED: Will Grigg is at the San Siro tonight. #UCLfinal pic.twitter.com/QTR5Q6yQIK

— Squawka Football (@Squawka) May 28, 2016

Gonna be 90 minutes of this #uclfinal https://t.co/pFEQYqEqEF

— Football Fights (@footbalIfights) May 28, 2016

The best thing about this final is that Barcelona isn't in it. #uclfinal

— Karl Sharro (@KarlreMarks) May 28, 2016

But could Ramos do that on a cold rainy Tuesday night in Stoke? #uclfinal

— TheLADbible (@TheLadBible) May 28, 2016

When you tell your mum you're on your way home for dinner and she says there's food in the fridge #uclfinal pic.twitter.com/Hx4fgiveOz

— 90min (@90min_Football) May 28, 2016

Barcelona Fans right now 😂 😂 #uclfinal pic.twitter.com/dWiXYkclp0

— Özgee (@justozgee) May 28, 2016

When you realise that you could be playing in the #uclfinal but the fax machine broke pic.twitter.com/MTspTjkLEv

— Captain Morocco (@AtIasLion) May 28, 2016

For a moment, I actually thought SAF & Capello were taking a selfie….lol #UCLFinal pic.twitter.com/NL40nF8RjC

— SirLAMPS (@Super_Spotter) May 28, 2016

Spot the difference #uclfinal pic.twitter.com/NLkrP27QRK

— BigAsh (@BigAshleyKahuna) May 28, 2016

Who did it better? #uclfinal pic.twitter.com/yn3psKZyzs

— Prasiddha Timilsina (@theprasiddha) May 28, 2016

When you go 1-0 and realise you can't just park the bus for the remainder of the game #UCLfinal pic.twitter.com/pJqqiqVY8B

— Raj Lyall (@lyallr) May 28, 2016

Why is Rio Ferdinand dressed like Brother Mouzone? #UCLFinal

— John Brewin (@JohnBrewinESPN) May 28, 2016

I want to see her reaction after that penalty miss.. #UCLFinal pic.twitter.com/4Kw0QD0uFB

— The weekday (@behlul_official) May 28, 2016

When you are about to celebrate a Greizmann goal from the pelanty spot then the ball hits the post #uclfinal pic.twitter.com/cZMFv9BVyY

— A.I.M (@MisterAlbie) May 28, 2016

Honestly. Millwall & Barnsley could play just like this tomorrow and everyone will sneer about the quality in the lower leagues. #uclfinal

— Danny Baker (@prodnose) May 28, 2016

#uclfinal Summary ! pic.twitter.com/wPOuVIj6fR

— Sir Javed Miandad (@SirJohnRoe) May 28, 2016

GOAL! 1-1 and it's Will Grigg with the equaliser! #UCLFinal.

— Moreno (@Flairmino) May 28, 2016

Giroud could have bottled that too #uclfinal

— Danny Welbeck (@WelBeast) May 28, 2016

Supportrice du Real sur Insta / supportrice du Real IRL #UCLFinal pic.twitter.com/HfcmPlYoGK

— Fernando Chachalana (@YonKab64) May 28, 2016

To help you distinguish: Here is a picture of some actual ditch water. #uclfinal pic.twitter.com/m2HIPjHPWG

— Danny Baker (@prodnose) May 28, 2016

FIFA 17 celebration : "Kiss my wife" ! #uclfinal #Carrasco

— Francois Piraux (@F8Piraux) May 28, 2016

.@usainbolt would be proud, @Simeone! #UCLfinal pic.twitter.com/uY9Oy5xzaB

— Champions League (@ChampionsLeague) May 28, 2016

THE GUY ON THE LEFT ALSO WANTED A KISS 😂😂😂 #uclfinal pic.twitter.com/4y9nmPQQjN

— Captain Morocco (@AtIasLion) May 28, 2016

Where’s Ronnie? #uclfinal pic.twitter.com/LlSlnuN8kf

— Bleacher Report UK (@br_uk) May 28, 2016

When you need to use the restroom but the #uclfinal is on pic.twitter.com/HrwvSC17hD

— Nexy (@nexypl_) May 28, 2016

Still a better love story than Twilight #uclfinal pic.twitter.com/QvL5bKevQ7

— 90min (@90min_Football) May 28, 2016

Football. In which the clock ticks up, not down. Two halves don't add up to a whole. And yellow means caution, but red means go. #uclfinal

— Nein. (@NeinQuarterly) May 28, 2016

She don't want your love man. Match isn't over. #uclfinal pic.twitter.com/Gp90WVQtOz

— JRSportBrief (@JRSportBrief) May 28, 2016

'When I said I was 100% fit… I lied' #UCLFinal pic.twitter.com/8X8IdiAfLu

— Ladbrokes (@Ladbrokes) May 28, 2016

Don't worry mate, score a goal in the #UCLfinal and she'll be all over you. #Carrasco pic.twitter.com/eDusEYAuvw

— Free Bets (@freebetscouk) May 28, 2016

Players dropping like fellas on a stag weekend. #uclfinal

— Colm Tobin (@colmtobin) May 28, 2016

Exciting overtime! #uclfinal pic.twitter.com/B9NinDLke3

— Aleksi Valavuori (@Valavuori) May 28, 2016

Forget about penalties, the winning team will be the one that can still walk off the pitch at the end. #uclfinal

— Karl Sharro (@KarlreMarks) May 28, 2016

I wish the commentators would get cramp in their vocal chords #uclfinal

— Alastair Campbell (@campbellclaret) May 28, 2016

Bet both teams wish they had a Duncan Whatmore to chuck on as sub now! #UCLfinal #safc

— Scott Borthwick (@Borthwick16) May 28, 2016

We all love a shoot out! Well, most of us… #uclfinal pic.twitter.com/DT5962JowY

— John Bennett (@JohnBennettBBC) May 28, 2016

#Ronaldo will now go and make-out with Carrasco's girlfriend. #uclfinal

— Rob Stone (@RobStoneONFOX) May 28, 2016

So Atletico thought they were going to win their first Champions League, but Ronaldo spoiled the party #uclfinalhttps://t.co/yfXCPiiWsj

— 90min (@90min_Football) May 28, 2016

le football est injuste. #UCLFinal

— stiles⛈ (@lawlufy) May 28, 2016

Real Madrid are champions. Ronaldo is shirtless. It's all the same. #uclfinal

— TheLADbible (@TheLadBible) May 28, 2016

Real Madrid win the #uclfinal https://t.co/JYsQBTkmOR

— JOE.co.uk (@JOE_co_uk) May 28, 2016

Put your shirt back on you pr***…#UCLfinal

— Martyn Williams (@martynewilliams) May 28, 2016

The poor girl that they keep showing on the screen bawling her eyes out😂 #uclfinal

— Tunde Okewale (@UrbnLawyer) May 28, 2016

When you do nothing for 120 mins and then score the winning penalty #UCLFinal pic.twitter.com/u6anTF5A44

— Ladbrokes (@Ladbrokes) May 28, 2016

You could only imagine her reaction right now… #UCLFinal pic.twitter.com/JyrX6wodxF

— The weekday (@behlul_official) May 28, 2016

When you lose the #UCLfinal  because you bottled taking a penalty, and let a defender take one instead. pic.twitter.com/6UeEgauUZA

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) May 28, 2016

Someday we will be there again @Arsenal. #UCLFinal

Arsenal Related ⚽ (@ArsenalsRelated) May 28, 2016

Cristiano Ronaldo denying Atletico's bid to get their hands on the Champions League trophy like… #uclfinal ⛔️🏆https://t.co/9l4xqQVJJA

— Bleacher Report UK (@br_uk) May 28, 2016

And now the shady oligarchs will present the medals to the tired and emotional millionaires. #uclfinal

— Colm Tobin (@colmtobin) May 28, 2016

Best moment of the #uclfinal pic.twitter.com/NO8fg1J29O

— aussiemuser (@aussiemuser) May 28, 2016

When the team you managed at the start of the season wins the #UCLFinal and you're preparing for Rotherham away!! pic.twitter.com/ReXIxf7IMy

— Kevin Quinn Tips (@KevinQuinnTips) May 28, 2016

Do you even lift, bro? #UCLfinal pic.twitter.com/IGkCpZiZn5

— Free Bets (@freebetscouk) May 28, 2016

How else was he going to celebrate? #uclfinal

*Puts down doughnut* pic.twitter.com/85VAqwhBQx

— Bleacher Report UK (@br_uk) May 28, 2016

When you win the Champions League in your debut season as a manager… #Zidane #UCLFinalhttps://t.co/iui4XmG2ug

— Copa90 (@Copa90) May 28, 2016

@br_uk @FCBarcelona that's only 85 characters mate

— S. (@lmaosimon) May 28, 2016

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