The best jokes from Slovakia 0-0 England, boring clash sees Lions second in group

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This fan can laugh at the jokes from Slovakia 0-0 England to cheer himself up as England finish second in the Euro 2016 group
COULDN’T MOTIVATE THE TEAM: Hat (Image: Leon Benjamin)

These were the best jokes from Slovakia 0-0 England, as it happened, a result that means Roy Hodgson’s side finish second in Group B at Euro 2016.

The bore draw in Saint-Etienne, after the manager made six changes to the line-up that started their last game, a win against Wales, disappointed fans.

After reaching the last-16 of the tournament, they’ll now face the team that finishes second in Group F while the group leaders take on a third-placed side.

Here are the best jokes from Slovakia 0-0 England:

The National Anthems are much better with Snapchat #ENGSLO pic.twitter.com/hh20TCJAps

— Adrian Sherling (@sherls) June 20, 2016

I've been half-watching #ENGSLO for 5 minutes thinking we've been getting twatted before realising we're in red.

— Grim Up North (@wheatabeat) June 20, 2016

I wonder if Hamsik's hair could bring my shoes up good? #ENGSLO pic.twitter.com/qxIiPAslGH

— Terry G (@SweetChildOfMan) June 20, 2016

The girl from the Exorcist managed to hold onto possession for longer than Wilshere has #ENGSLO

— Chris Warrior (@Chris_Warrior) June 20, 2016

Jack Wilshire couldn't pass the parcel! Send him home! #ENGSLO

— Matt Price (@MattPrice_101) June 20, 2016

I hope Jordan Henderson isn't voting on Thursday, he'll never get his cross in the box

— CallingAllAstronauts (@CAA_Official) June 20, 2016

Martin Skrtel might not be the best defender in the world, but his name is worth 18 points in Scrabble #ENGSLO

— Marc Bazeley (@MarcBazeley) June 20, 2016

Mathematically speaking, if #ENGSLO finished with the scoreline as it currently stands that would be WELL BORING

— Michael Moran (@TheMichaelMoran) June 20, 2016

Durex advertising at half time in the England game. We'll be lucky to reach a semi at this rate #ENGSLO #EURO2016 #ENG

— Dan Clifford (@DanCliffordCTFC) June 20, 2016

Every time I hear Skrtel #ENGSLO pic.twitter.com/ochQG7ge5P

— Ally Sinyard (@allysinyard) June 20, 2016

Woo Rooney.. So stoked 🙄 waiting for a bus is more exciting😂 #ENGSLO

— Robbie White (@RobbieJWhiteUK) June 20, 2016

Christ this is duller than watching Last of the Summer Wine with the sound off. #ENGSLO

— Rich Leigh (@RichLeighPR) June 20, 2016

It's like watching someone who hasn't figured out the shoot button on FIFA #ENGSLO

— richmajor (@richmajor) June 20, 2016

I wish someone would love me as much as the girl announcing the substitutes loves her job #ENGSLO

— Harry Seaton (@harryseaton) June 20, 2016

What's red and ineffective? #ENGSLO

— @corbynjokes (@corbynjokes) June 20, 2016

I now see why they call this the longest day #ENGSLO

— Liz Anderson (@liz_lizanderson) June 20, 2016

This is the footballing equivalent of buffering. #ENGSLO

— Daniel Frankenburg (@danfrankenburg) June 20, 2016

This is like watching my dog hump a cushion. There's a lot of effort involved but no chance of anything going where it needs to. #ENGSLO

— Tom Green (@TomDGreen) June 20, 2016

I've started pacing up and down my technical area (between sofa and TV) #ENGSLO

— Rob Casey (@robertseancasey) June 20, 2016

#ENGSLO Keep having to remind myself that when I hear the word 'Dier' they're referring to the player not the entire team.

— w0z (@_w0z_) June 20, 2016

Good grief. This is worse than supporting the Labour Party. #ENGSLO

— Phil BC (@philbc3) June 20, 2016

If Hoddle says we dominated one more time, I'm flying to France to throw a chair at him. #ENGSLO

— Rich Pierce (@RichPierce0079) June 20, 2016

When your team are struggling and you need some confidence or inspiration off the manager an look @ bench #ENGSLO pic.twitter.com/yFgsQUAx7V

— Terry Morgan (@Gunga_Morgan) June 20, 2016

I'm definitely not buying any Energy from Azerbaijan now.#ENGSLO

— John O'Farrell (@mrjohnofarrell) June 20, 2016

Same #ENGSLO pic.twitter.com/JstHUhoN0K

— Randeep (@randeeptatter) June 20, 2016

This is like watching a drunk trying to open his front door with a Twix. #ENGSLO

— Peter Holmes (@MrPeterHolmes) June 20, 2016

And to think I missed made in Chelsea for this game #ENGSLO

— Nicole (@nicole_keep) June 20, 2016

95 Minutes Of My Life Wasted #ENGSLO

— Ramel Forde (@RamelForde) June 20, 2016

Couldn't finish a wank. #ENGSLO

— Chris (@ChribHibble) June 20, 2016

I’m starting to worry that Roy Hodgson didn’t bring enough strikers. #ENGSLO

— Pete Paphides (@petepaphides) June 20, 2016

Football's coming the long way home, and got lost a few times. #ENGSLO

— Sam Homewood (@SamHomewood) June 20, 2016

So what position did we finish in the group Roy?

Only asked mate no need for that #ENGSLO pic.twitter.com/qkqsRt0Gpk

— Dean w (@limberstar) June 20, 2016

Roy Hodgson addressing the team at full time. #ENGSLO pic.twitter.com/QsFC1Wdprk

— Joe Conaboy (@CONABOY_Music) June 20, 2016

Highlights for the #ENGSLO game have been cancelled, due to not existing.

— Catherine Tyley (@catherinetyley) June 20, 2016

WANTED – Goalscorer, must be able to start next Monday, send cv to woy@canthitabarndoor.com #ENGSLO

— Tony Walters (@RadDad68) June 20, 2016

My son was watching it at the gym on the big screen 🙈 #ENGSLO pic.twitter.com/mBlgDAkFUL

— rod bishop (@rodbishop15) June 20, 2016

Map of Great Britain: latest update. #EURO2016 #WALRUS #ENGSLO pic.twitter.com/oJJA2yOCWz

— David Schneider (@davidschneider) June 20, 2016

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