The best jokes from Scotland 2-2 England World Cup qualifier at Hampden Park

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These fans can read the best jokes from Scotland 2-2 England World Cup qualifier at Hampden Park after the game
DREW: England

These were the best jokes from Scotland 2-2 England after a flurry of late goals saw both sides share the points in a Group F World Cup qualifier at Hampden Park on Saturday afternoon.

Two Leigh Griffiths free kicks in the last five minutes looked to have secured a win for the home side following Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain’s second-half opener but Harry Kane was able to equalise for the visitors with just over a minute of added time remaining.

As it happened, here are the best jokes from Scotland 2-2 England:

'I can't wait to get on the pitch and get stuck in about these Tory voting bastards!'

– Harry Kane. #ScoEng

— Gary (@Garzinho) June 10, 2017

Large group of England fans with no colours. The only giveaway is that they are wearing shorts. In Glasgow. In June. #SCOENG

— Cheryl Ewan (@cheryl_peril) June 10, 2017

Diane Abbott's England team pic.twitter.com/xi6RF7eoho

— Billie (@Billie_T) June 10, 2017

The exchange rate has plummeted for just one day 😂#SCOENG pic.twitter.com/AsQFdHdSHN

— BenchWarmers (@BeWarmers) June 10, 2017

Blow for Scotland as Leigh Griffiths is ruled out pic.twitter.com/MQbBx9aHfV

— Oldfirmfacts (@Oldfirmfacts1) June 10, 2017

England & Scotland combined XI: pic.twitter.com/BCERt67gNK

— Now Football (@Now__Football) June 10, 2017

BREAKING: ISIS claim responsibility for Jake Livermore in England starting line up.

— Detective Baby Legs (@seanroy93) June 10, 2017

Scotland line up for their pre match photo…#SCOENG pic.twitter.com/lEMpyzSxFh

— My Racing Tips (@myracingtips) June 10, 2017

Scotland's anthem is a banger, to be fair.

Makes me want to scran some deep fried mars bars & headbutt a horse

— Footy Accumulators (@FootyAccums) June 10, 2017

Billy, 47, from Larkhall supporting England because of Nicola Sturgeon or something#SCOENG

— Oldfirmfacts (@Oldfirmfacts1) June 10, 2017

Scotland booing the national anthem here, we saw u all vote tory on Thursday lads you're not fooling anyone

— whd (@showcasemassive) June 10, 2017

England wearing red because they know Jeremy Corbyn should be Prime Minister. #SCOENG

— Angry Salmond (@AngrySalmond) June 10, 2017

Poundworld don't do footballers…

But if they did, they'd probably be Scott Brown. #SCOENG pic.twitter.com/bR91Xzfcf9

— Robert Summerscales (@robsummerscales) June 10, 2017

You know immigration has gotten out of hand when the England captain can't even speak English #SCOENG pic.twitter.com/BGbRonBhEq

— Dan (@DanPriolo23) June 10, 2017

Cracking view for this England fan at Hampden. pic.twitter.com/14vBHQVGCo

— Football Away Days (@AwayDays_) June 10, 2017

No goal is better than a bad goal. #SCOENG

— Angry Salmond (@AngrySalmond) June 10, 2017

Only 5,000 England fans currently in attendance, but they're set to bulk up their numbers with some Northern Irish supporters#SCOENG

— Oldfirmfacts (@Oldfirmfacts1) June 10, 2017

Listens to Stormzy once…#SCOENG pic.twitter.com/XsI2mGRenW

— Liam (@OfficialVizeh) June 10, 2017

I can't believe our best player isn't even in the starting lineup. #SCOENG pic.twitter.com/WfVqO2DEC7

— Angry Salmond (@AngrySalmond) June 10, 2017

Nearly a year on from that embarrassing defeat to Iceland, England are playing some beautiful, free-flowing football #SCOENG pic.twitter.com/5nNMEUH7UC

— JOE.co.uk (@JOE_co_uk) June 10, 2017

When you've got a fiver on Oxlade Chamberlain first goalscorer….#SCOENG pic.twitter.com/lzcOFqWLyd

— Taps (@BigKyri) June 10, 2017

Look at Craig Gordon for the England goal and remember – he plays for a team that went undefeated in the SPL.

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) June 10, 2017

Jo Hart loves conceding free kicks at international level. The guy couldn't save a word document #ENGVSCO #SCOENG

— Jamie Trolling (@JamieTrolling) June 10, 2017

Still, at least England will learn their lesson and not give any more silly free kicks away on the edge of their box…

— JOE.co.uk (@JOE_co_uk) June 10, 2017

Leigh Griffiths just did the impossible. He just made an England game exciting.

— Ayd (@AydRichards) June 10, 2017

Scotland have just won the World Cup TWICE. #SCOENG

— Adam Hennessey (@9_Hendo) June 10, 2017

IF YOU'RE A PLASTIC CHAIR IN GLASGOW THIS EVENING, PLEASE CONTACT A LOVED ONE AND LET THEM KNOW YOU'RE SAFE#SCOENG

— Oldfirmfacts (@Oldfirmfacts1) June 10, 2017

ITS A HUNG MATCH! According to the rules England are now allowed to bring on Northern Ireland and claim victory. #ENGVSCO

— Col (@Bigshirtlesscol) June 10, 2017

ITV commentator saying we've just seen an absolute classic Scarface is a classic, what we've just seen was more like Cloverfield #SCOENG

— Jaybo (@Jayborris) June 10, 2017

I'm no lip reader but he ain't happy #SCOENG pic.twitter.com/Iu4pS082U1

— Paul Ramsell (@paulramsell) June 10, 2017

"…and send them homeward, tae be ultimately relieved with a point"#SCOENG

— Oldfirmfacts (@Oldfirmfacts1) June 10, 2017

And that there is how it feels to be Scottish, in a nutshell. #SCOENG

— Limmy (@DaftLimmy) June 10, 2017

There's devastated and then there's the lad in the front row. 😂 pic.twitter.com/MX4UtiqGDg

— Bootifulgame (@bootifulgame) June 10, 2017

"Ginger, give us a wave" sing the England fans at Hampden Park 😅 pic.twitter.com/2b7rKRZem6

— Football Away Days (@FBAwayDays) June 10, 2017

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