The best jokes from Portugal 1-1 Iceland, positive start to Euro 2016 for the islanders

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Iceland fans will be celebrating with these jokes from Portugal 1-1 Iceland at Euro 2016
WIDELY SUPPORTED: Iceland (Image: N Chadwick)

Make sure you don’t miss this selection of the best jokes from Portugal 1-1 Iceland in Group F of Euro 2016 as the Nordic island nation gain a point in their first ever game at a European Championship finals.

Cristiano Ronaldo and his fellow Portuguese were unable to hold on to their lead after Nani put them ahead on 31 minutes and new hero Birkir Bjarnason scored with a volley in the second half to secure a draw for the underdogs.

As it happened, relive all the fun at the Stade Geoffroy-Guichard in Saint-Étienne with the best jokes from Portugal 1-1 Iceland:

"…frozen pizzas, 2 for 1. Loads more great deals instore…"#PORISL pic.twitter.com/01VbguWQRe

— Oldfirmfacts (@Oldfirmfacts1) June 14, 2016

If you had
One shot
To get your face on TV
Would you capture it
Or let it slip?#PORISL pic.twitter.com/RBWlm7ekT6

— innocent drinks (@innocent) June 14, 2016

#Iceland

Go on my ssons#PORISL pic.twitter.com/QIWks1nPLU

— Francis Keogh (@HonestFrank) June 14, 2016

#PORISL fo' shizzle my nizzle.”

– Snoop Dogg

— Dein Seelenpartner (@vassility) June 14, 2016

If it's good enough for Messi… c'mon Gylfi! #PORISL #ISL pic.twitter.com/AzjNTtPbMd

— Jon Gibbon (@jonnypg_GB) June 14, 2016

This Iceland team's got more 'sons' than Raheem Sterling #PORISL

— 888sport (@888sport) June 14, 2016

Throwback to the greatest day of my life #PORISL pic.twitter.com/fuE9PZPtR5

— lewis (@PlayBuddMansion) June 14, 2016

Somebody here appears to have a much easier job than the others…#PORISL #Euro2016
[📷 via @SamWallaceTel] pic.twitter.com/JOupKnlxKJ

— Bleacher Report UK (@br_uk) June 14, 2016

It's been almost 1000 years since the vikings last invaded so deep into Portuguese territory. #PORISL pic.twitter.com/zgyg5hoLPz

— Wilde Thingy (@WildeThingy) June 14, 2016

Mr favourite Icelandic player is Steptóeandsson #PORISL

— Sam Smedley (@sam_smedley) June 14, 2016

Mention my name in the squad sheet tell my man shut up @Stormzy1 #EURO2016 #PORISL pic.twitter.com/vcoMvjr5DR

— UEFA EURO 2016 (@UEFAEurosHQ) June 14, 2016

Every time a football fan aged over 12 paints their country's flag on their face a baby rabbit dies #PORISL

— Alex Beattie (@AlexBeattie_94) June 14, 2016

#PORISL
Mom : move your leg a bit , I think I saw a rat ru…

Me : pic.twitter.com/UIT6tFxCI0

— Chayk Adigwe (@CHAYK_D_MAHN) June 14, 2016

If you don't want Eidur Gudjohnsen to come off the bench & score the winner, you are Portuguese or a cold hearted human #PORISL

— Möhsin (@AwkwardSmoosh) June 14, 2016

This #ISL team has definitely changed public perception from previous teams of their country @MenInBlazers #PORISL pic.twitter.com/uE2NpxLGsf

— Andrew Reveles (@AndyReveles) June 14, 2016

If #PORISL ends in surprise draw, expect ISL fans to charge POR section & give firm unsmiling handshakes, offer to share snacks.

— Tim Kenyon (@timakenyon7) June 14, 2016

Ronaldo is jealous that Nani scored.

— mr. nawfal ra (@Raa_kid) June 14, 2016

Why is everyone talking about my Nan #PORISL

— Daniel Holloway (@RFCdan) June 14, 2016

Just shouted ' NANI! ' at Nani's header, and my nan came running in from the other room like wtf do you want

— George Thomas (@george_thomas11) June 14, 2016

Half time team talk lads….#ISL #PORISL pic.twitter.com/PkPAxvbkDo

— Seán Duffy (@seantduffy) June 14, 2016

Ice one, Niceland! #PORISL

— Michael Merrifield (@ProfMike_M) June 14, 2016

Winter is coming. #PORISL

— Max-Jacob Ost (@GNetzer) June 14, 2016

Iceland level, and it's Getinmysson! #PORISL

— Dream Team (@dreamteamfc) June 14, 2016

The son of Bjarn of mighty thew/Did strike the leathern bladder true. #PORISL

— Adam Roberts (@arrroberts) June 14, 2016

AND NOW WE SMITE THEM INTO TINY PIECES OF DUST & DESTROY THEIR GOAL WITH A BALL SET ON FIRE BY OUR VOLCANIC THUNDER. #Euro2016 #ISL

— Reykjavík Grapevine (@rvkgrapevine) June 14, 2016

Amazingson!!! # 1:1 #PORISL

— Andy (@vandeStonehill) June 14, 2016

They'll be drinking for so long in the bars in Iceland tonight that it'll be dark before they get home. #PORISL

— Peter Smith (@Redpeter99) June 14, 2016

Fun fact: Iceland's parliament first sat in 930 AD, coincidentally the year of Ricardo Carvalho's birth #PORISL #Euro2016

— Neil Delamere (@neildelamere) June 14, 2016

Population of Iceland – 323,002
Population of Leicester – 329,839#spooky #stats #giantkillers #etc #PORISL

— Richard Osman (@richardosman) June 14, 2016

What the support map for this Euros match probably looks like #PORISL pic.twitter.com/FaXO0eCWyv

— MLS KitWarz (@MLSKitwarz) June 14, 2016

Even Jews and Arabs can unite behind a hatred of Pepe #PORISL

— martin brothers (@brothers1980) June 14, 2016

We're all Vikings now #PORISL

— Nic Stevenson (@nicstevenson) June 14, 2016

#ISL scorer Bjarnason in his spare time #PORISL pic.twitter.com/uwZysFcNP7

— 888sport (@888sport) June 14, 2016

Come on Iceland, can they find a winnerson?

— Didi Hamann (@DietmarHamann) June 14, 2016

So many Iceland puns on Twitter.

Getting a Lidl too much now.#PORISL

— Dave (@Davethequiz) June 14, 2016

Rare footage of an Icelander being born 😆 #PORISL #ISL #mmlove pic.twitter.com/RjzQVxa6K4

— Mario Melchiot (@MarioMelchiot) June 14, 2016

The boy from the Nike advert Ronaldo swaps with clearly hasn't swapped back yet #EURO2016 #PORISL

— Footy Humour (@FootyHumour) June 14, 2016

Ronaldo trying to score a free kick from 30 yards out.

Who does he think he is, Gareth Bale?#PORISL

— EOW (@_EOW_) June 14, 2016

Iceland's defence… #EURO2016 #PORISL pic.twitter.com/GaWgvf01AH

— Footy Humour (@FootyHumour) June 14, 2016

331,918 – Iceland's population

331,919 – The number of CR free kicks to hit the wall #EURO2016 #PORISL

— UNILAD Football (@UNILADFooty) June 14, 2016

The Portuguese fans looking at the result like: #PORISL pic.twitter.com/LSQK0fQozI

— Suzan S. (@suzanslife) June 14, 2016

Cosmic reward for jailing bankers. #PORISL

— barney farmer (@barneyfarmer) June 14, 2016

An Icelandic eruption that has brought Europe to a standstill! #PORISL

— Liam Bullock (@liam_scfc) June 14, 2016

Per capita this result is the equivalent of the English squad scoring 164 goals in one match. #PORISL #Iceland

— Ian Schofield (@ihschofield) June 14, 2016

Compare Iceland's ultras to Russia's. #PORISL pic.twitter.com/X4QqgI52BR

— Church of Soccer (@churchofsoccer) June 14, 2016

Dread to think what Björk will be doing to a swan this evening. #PORISL

— James Martin (@Pundamentalism) June 14, 2016

Unbelievable scenes in Iceland right now. #PORISL pic.twitter.com/arUGAzYG7V

— Svenja Mastroberardi (@svenja_mastro) June 14, 2016

Iceland has never lost a game in a major finals tournament #PORISL #isl #EURO2016 pic.twitter.com/JvXcYvaEIs

— Daði Rafnsson (@dadirafnsson) June 14, 2016

Iceland's biggest moment in European football since their volcano forced Barca to travel by bus to Milan in 2010

— Michael Cox (@Zonal_Marking) June 14, 2016

Iceland manager will going round the changing room like… Well done son, and you son, you too son, oh and you son #ISL #PORISL #EURO2016

— ابو مريم (@ozayrcolossus) June 14, 2016

OK so….. I have an icelandic twin #PORISL pic.twitter.com/YM3x3LSKo3

— Adam (@ArchiAAL) June 14, 2016

There won't be a polar bear milked in Reykjavik tonight. #PORISL

— Martin Doherty (@MartinDoherty3) June 14, 2016

To put Iceland's achievement in context, on Thursday, England will play football against a team from an area the size of Wales. #PORISL

— James Martin (@Pundamentalism) June 14, 2016

Your number of twitter followers is larger than our country' population but it's still 1-1 dawg #PORISL pic.twitter.com/2nW6nz9zG1

— Mex (@thekidmex) June 14, 2016

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