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The best jokes from Peru 0-1 Denmark as Cueva misses second penalty of the day

Blazed it over the bar in Group C opener.

These Peruvians will be disappointed by proud enough to take a look at the tweets and jokes from Peru 0-1 Denmark
Peruvians watching the game back home

An attacking Peruvian side, making their first appearance at a World Cup finals for 36 years, were unable to score against Denmark in their Group C opener at Russia 2018 on Saturday.

Peru’s Christian Cueva blazed a penalty over the bar and had to be consoled by teammates following another controversial intervention by the VAR system in use at these finals.

Yussuf Poulsen scored the only goal of the game after being released by Christian Eriksen midway through the second half.

These were the best tweets jokes from Peru 0-1 Denmark:

I said, what's the hashtag for the Peru – Denmark match?https://t.co/h5UFbdh7pL

— Jonny Sharples (@JonnyGabriel) June 16, 2018

If there's a hipster match during this World Cup, it's this one right here. #PERDEN

— Constantin Eckner (@cc_eckner) June 16, 2018

Do not envy the people behind this guy 🙈😂#WorldCup #bbcworldcup #PERDEN pic.twitter.com/hGx3yKPpZr

— Match of the Day (@BBCMOTD) June 16, 2018

My father is up for Peru "because the Danes invaded us."

I point out that was the Vikings during the Middle Ages. He goes: "I always remember these things."

Total. Diehard #PERDEN

— Eoin Kelleher (@eoinyk) June 16, 2018

When you mistakenly zip your Di*k after urinating #PERDEN pic.twitter.com/NhxxMa18aE

— JOKUNLE (@Jokunle) June 16, 2018

8 minutes in & #Peru with 66% of the ball!

Not seen such fantastic Peruvian possession stats since these 2….#PERDEN#WorldCup pic.twitter.com/uYf4m4Xg5U

— My Racing Tips (@myracingtips) June 16, 2018

Big Mac Meal
Coke
Carrot sticks
*delete*
Fries pic.twitter.com/XWkxqwZ10r

— Martin Gritton (@MGritton) June 16, 2018

I totally agree #PERDEN pic.twitter.com/vq75OnnITZ

— Gleen (@glenndiggity) June 16, 2018

When your mate finds out the girl he's been grafting on has a boyfriend pic.twitter.com/f8D5Dn9Vdy

— ODDSbible (@ODDSbible) June 16, 2018

Watching Peru makes me thirsty.#PERDEN #WorldCup⁠ ⁠⁠ ⁠ pic.twitter.com/vsNmHs4sC7

— Scott W. (@Scott_W88) June 16, 2018

You won't win anything with kits but I love Peru's. #PERDEN #WorldCup

— Henry Winter (@henrywinter) June 16, 2018

https://twitter.com/TheSportsman/status/1008043908356591616

This is one of those games on FIFA you lose 1-0 and just turn the console off furious. #PERDEN

— Daniel Tiluk (@danieltiluk) June 16, 2018

Difficult for me to watch this game between Peru and Denmark, every time the commentator says “Danish”, I say “Yes” loudly. #PERDEN

— Danish Sait (@DanishSait) June 16, 2018

He should have stayed in music #PERDEN pic.twitter.com/kf8GgHArga

— Lexi Alexander ‎ (@Lexialex) June 16, 2018

The ball shot during the Cueva's #penalty (Peru – Denmark) has been retrieved.#per #den #Danemark #Peru #PERDAN #PERDEN #WorldCup pic.twitter.com/q7n1vd9IPk

— Le Castor Masqué (@TheMaskedBeaver) June 16, 2018

Last day of A-levels, sixth formers allowed to lose the ties #PERDEN pic.twitter.com/255grbbdjy

— Rick Edwards (@rickedwards1) June 16, 2018

How I imagine everyone in Denmark when they score#PERDEN pic.twitter.com/Q9dv0phTp7

— 🌈JACK 🇪🇺 (@Jhcoops97) June 16, 2018

Peru penalty just landed #PERDEN pic.twitter.com/Ja3QDGFpYv

— NOEL (@noelvineradio) June 16, 2018

VAR is just stupid. Stupid. I don't care if it's "correct" or not. Its the sort of boring, clunky, innovation that if the USA had come up with it first we'd have all laughed at. So. No wrong decision ever from now on eh? Hoo fuckin ray.#PERDEN

— Danny Baker (@prodnose) June 16, 2018

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