The best jokes from Germany 2-0 Ukraine

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The jokes from Germany 2-0 Ukraine will be a source of laughter for these German fans now their first win of Euro 2016 has been secured
QUEUING FOR THEIR TICKETS TO THE FINAL: German fans (Image: Frank Schwichtenberg / Schwicht de Burgh Photography)

These are all the best jokes from Germany 2-0 Ukraine as the current world champions get their Euro 2016 campaign in France off to a winning start.

In one of the more exciting matches so far, goals from Shkodran Mustafi and Bastian Schweinsteiger, plus some excellent goalkeeping from Manuel Neuer and a terrific goal-line clearance from Jérôme Boateng, were enough to see off the Ukrainian challenge in Lille.

Here are the best jokes from Germany 2-0 Ukraine in Group C on Sunday night:

Looking at the stands it looks like the Germans have invaded France…not for the first time.#GERUKR

— waz (@sortofclown) June 12, 2016

Big evening for Scottish football – the nation pack bars and pubs, proud to get behind Willie Collum in his role as 4th official at #GERUKR

— OnlyAnExcuse (@OnlyAnExcuse) June 12, 2016

Simple gray t-shirt for Löw today. Men will raid H&M, Zara and other retailers tomorrow #GERUKR

— Bayern Central (@bayerncentral) June 12, 2016

Gotze is playing as a false nein. #GERUKR

— McGuinness (@shortlightugly) June 12, 2016

Thanks to the #EURO2016 organisers for bringing a kit for Per @mertesacker! Unfortunately he's retired 😉 #GERUKR pic.twitter.com/e2Z1SUJTdP

— Germany (@DFB_Team_EN) June 12, 2016

Lino looks like a cruise ship magician. #GERUKR pic.twitter.com/RKApmBnUxi

— A.J. O'Toole (@AJoToole) June 12, 2016

Efficient German engineering doesn't extend to deodorant.#GERUKR #GER pic.twitter.com/ijwdpsvlMz

— Excited Barry (@excitedbarry) June 12, 2016

#Neuer going all Octopus with those saves 🐙#GER #GERUKR #EURO2016 pic.twitter.com/3If0DvCiWQ

— Betsafe (@Betsafe) June 12, 2016

Ukraine approaching Neuer's goal. #GERUKR pic.twitter.com/zlnpMou5Px

— Cristian Nyari (@CrisNyari) June 12, 2016

Gee, the French are efficient. Takes them under a minute to replace a corner flag #GERUKR

— Bayern Central (@bayerncentral) June 12, 2016

After this soccer match everyone wants to live next door to #boateng #GERUKR

— Benni Mack (@bennimack) June 12, 2016

"Referee Martin Atkinson blows" – I dunno, thought he's been having a decent game#GERUKR

— Oldfirmfacts (@Oldfirmfacts1) June 12, 2016

Muller should take corners. Muller Corner. #GERUKR pic.twitter.com/t12Rfxhxoe

— ilyas (@AKHNXTDOOR) June 12, 2016

I heard y'all want to change the "save" icon? Here's an idea: #GERUKR pic.twitter.com/YY9MB6msSy

— Sham Jaff (@sham_jaff) June 12, 2016

Football is not for clowns! #GERUKR pic.twitter.com/VlITFHOc9b

— Ibratweetovic (@ibratweetovic) June 12, 2016

I honestly thought this Balloon was in my room #EURO2016 #GERUKR pic.twitter.com/kUh5TyepZo

— Liam Beck (@BeckLiam) June 12, 2016

1 luftballoon. Another 98 to find #GERUKR

— Sam (@samjoecarpenter) June 12, 2016

You see it… you saw it… #Müller #GERUKR pic.twitter.com/E1sTvyz2pY

— Boris Mayer (@BorisMayer) June 12, 2016

when you hear that someone scored a goal while you sit on the toilet #GERUKR pic.twitter.com/4dsu7nnmlN

— lisa☄ (@artwxlf) June 12, 2016

I think the Ukrainian tactics should be to fall back, burning everything between them and the advancing Germans.
#GERUKR #EURO2016

— Wilde Thingy (@WildeThingy) June 12, 2016

wtf, i'm the coach here #ukr #GERUKR pic.twitter.com/GzRArPF0gR

— Alessio (@AlessioAjPardo) June 12, 2016

My wife says the German goalkeeper should earn less than the Ukrainian because his job is not as stressful #GERUKR

— Sébastien Lefebvre (@S_Lefebvre) June 12, 2016

Get your knife & fork out for that one! Ozil prepared & served that number on a silver platter! 🍴🍴🍴🍴#GERUKR

— Jimmy Bullard (@jimmybullard) June 12, 2016

#GERUKR Schweinsteiger covered more distance during his goal celebration today than all season at ManU. #fact

— gök wuz here (@dasecho) June 12, 2016

As Gary Lineker said, Football is a simple game. Twenty-two men chase a ball for 90 minutes and at the end, the Germans always win #GERUKR

— Beth (@BethShave) June 12, 2016

Smell of Victory😂😂😂#GERUKR pic.twitter.com/NyH3o26a7H

— Bayu Asmoro N. (@bayuasmor) June 12, 2016

Highlights #Löw#GERUKR @Becmade @britishongaku pic.twitter.com/aRVAykNHMP

— MagnumPIo (@magnumpio) June 12, 2016

My god, imagine what Joachim Loew must do in the privacy of his own home. #GERUKR

— theuglygame (@uglygame) June 12, 2016

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