The best jokes from France 3-2 England, cordial international friendly in Paris

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Prime Minister Theresa May will enjoy the jokes from France 3-2 England after watching the international friendly with Emmanuel Macron
Prime Minister May signs the book of condolences for England (Image: Crown Copyright/Tom Evans)

Despite a sending off, there was a united atmosphere for Tuesday night’s international friendly at the Stade de France and here are the best jokes from France 3-2 England.

Following the terrorist attacks in the UK over the past few weeks, there was a chorus of Oasis hit Don’t Look Back In Anger followed by a rousing rendition of both national anthems prior to the game.

Gareth Southgate’s side succumbed to their French hosts who were reduced to ten men when defender Raphaël Varane was sent off after a controversial intervention from the video assistant referee.

With much attention on our Prime Minister in attendance and the recent general election, these were the best jokes from France 3-2 England in Paris:

Theresa May pictured fighting and throwing chairs ahead of tonight's game in France, shocking and vile #FRAENG pic.twitter.com/KoQ70Kjy2Y

— Adam (@adam_cosgr0ve) June 13, 2017

#England fans are now trying to push over the Eiffel Tower, while chanting you're just a shit Blackpool Tower. Shocking and vile #FRAENG….

— Andrew McNee (@AndyMcnee84) June 12, 2017

Lovely touch by Martin O’Neil to sing Don’t Look Back in Anger before the game. #FRAENG pic.twitter.com/DeM7NQe4YD

— Craig Cornforth. (@boyceyoh) June 13, 2017

This is worse than Chris Martin coming out instead of Noel. #England #FRAANG

— Barnaby (@Barnaby1996) June 13, 2017

Theresa May wasn't singing Don't Look Back in Anger there, if that was Corbyn he would've been on someone's shoulders belting it out #FRAENG

— Andrew Long (@AndrewLongy) June 13, 2017

Worst. First date. Ever. #FRAENG pic.twitter.com/R5WHVaGvE0

— Union JACK 📻🇬🇧 (@unionjackradio) June 13, 2017

Crowd belting out Oasis anthem 'Don't Look Back in Anger' at the Stade de France

Theresa May giving it some 👊 #FRAENG pic.twitter.com/Lbgh0CGRdP

— Eurosport UK (@Eurosport_UK) June 13, 2017

Can't wait for a 90th minute England winner and Theresa May gets the drinks out belting 'Don't take me home' topless with the EDL lads pic.twitter.com/JvkeTABtz7

— Freddie (@Beardamendi) June 13, 2017

Worse Oasis cover I have possibly ever heard #FRAANG

— Jack™ (@DareToCairney) June 13, 2017

That feeling when the beat drops but you can't be arsed. #teresamay #FRAENG pic.twitter.com/thj3lBZjEE

— Tom Francis (@TweetingThomas) June 13, 2017

Are there any England fans at the game wearing PSG shirts. Of course there isn't #FRAANG pic.twitter.com/bjSpsuq9ND

— Paul (@Toffeeman2010) June 13, 2017

England's defence is not strong and stable. @theresa_may should leave now #tacticalshift

— Alastair Campbell (@campbellclaret) June 13, 2017

Pogba needs to chill. These England players have families.

— Footy Humour (@FootyHumour) June 13, 2017

Theresa May turning up to Westminster tomorrow morning like #FRAENG pic.twitter.com/SRKp1LqPT5

— Ben Cartwright (@bajcartwright) June 13, 2017

No Mexican wave is better than a bad wave. #FRAENG #TheresaMay pic.twitter.com/oZOr5WYK0Q

— Norbert Elekes (@NorbertElekes) June 13, 2017

She was doing the Mexican wave alone 😂 #FRAENG pic.twitter.com/VfxaR4XSEu

— M•A•J (@UltraSuristic_) June 13, 2017

Gary not OK Hill pic.twitter.com/FvRnvjji1f

— Soccer Guy (@usasoccerguy) June 13, 2017

England should send Corbyn on as a sub. They'll still lose but not as badly as expected.

— Sam Freedman (@Samfr) June 13, 2017

BREAKING NEWS: Corbyn has just issued a statement congratulating England on beating France after a 3-2 defeat in Paris @Iromg

— Phil Lewis (@Mercian79L) June 13, 2017

Southgate's England side plays a lot like Southgate's England U21 side, who played a lot like Southgate's Middlesbrough side.

All shite.

— ODDSbible (@ODDSbible) June 13, 2017

"Yaya..Yaya Yaya…Yaya Yaya Toure" 🎉

"Kolo..Kolo Kolo…Kolo Kolo Toure" 🎉 pic.twitter.com/buJy5ipTc8

— SPORF (@Sporf) June 13, 2017

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