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The best jokes from England 6-1 Panama as Southgate’s side qualify for last-16

Thrashing in Nizhny Novgorod.

The bloke that lives in this house will be thrilled to read the jokes from England 6-1 Panama after the big Group G win at World Cup Russia 2018
WRAPPED: House (Image: Richard Croft)

These were the best of the jokes from England 6-1 Panama after a triumphant performance from Gareth Southgate’s side in Nizhny Novgorod on Sunday ensured qualification for the World Cup last-16.

England were five goals to the good by half-time and appeared to ease off a little in the heat of the second half.

The win puts them level with Belgium at the top of Group G, with England lying top on fair play, and the nation is getting excited.

Here are the tweets and jokes from England 6-1 Panama at Russia 2018:

Outraged that my formation was leaked before the #ENGPAN game 😡😡😡 pic.twitter.com/6x6YvWLiz7

— Arf (@vivamadchester) June 24, 2018

Just asked the bloke opposite if he’ll be watching the match this afternoon #ENGPAN pic.twitter.com/sXGhldtcrx

— Jo Warner (@JoWarner01) June 24, 2018

He got things rolling, Stones. #ENGPAN

— Pundamentalism (@Pundamentalism) June 24, 2018

#ENGPAN

It's important not to get ahead of ourselves.

However pic.twitter.com/mENCQidUyw

— Coral (@Coral) June 24, 2018

Lingard at the end of the game.. #ENGPAN pic.twitter.com/x3RBEws9zj

— Immy Oakley (@immyoakley) June 24, 2018

More drama queens on Panama’s team than a bus full of drag queens going to a wig sale #ENGPAN

— Sid (@StrictlySid) June 24, 2018

Dorito cannot believe the ludicrous scenes today #ENGPAN pic.twitter.com/0twCGyxeTx

— Alex Smith (@alsmiffy) June 24, 2018

Messi Lingard is the chosen one. #ENGPAN

— Sam Homewood (@SamHomewood) June 24, 2018

When you realise it's still first half and England has scored 5 goals already against Panama.#ENGPAN pic.twitter.com/fQ4FhtnSst

— FAVOUR ONYEOZIRI (GCFR) (@Rouvafe) June 24, 2018

Me, 2 hours ago: Not bothered. We'll be rubbish anyway.
Me, now (wearing St George's cross face paint) Come on, the lads! I knew you could do it. #ENGPAN

— Oonagh (@Okeating) June 24, 2018

If England score again Panama will leak all the offshore accounts of the royal family #ENGPAN

— Polyglot (@lkigai_) June 24, 2018

ON OUR WAY TO STEAL YER GOALS #ENGPAN pic.twitter.com/dC6WQzebaX

— BBC Three (@bbcthree) June 24, 2018

Panama hasn't gotten abused this badly on an international stage since the Reagan presidency #ENGPAN

— The New Ultras (@NewUltrasMedia) June 24, 2018

Panama every time england score #ENGPAN pic.twitter.com/xDDIySRAwC

— Dan Williams 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 (@Dan_Williams_98) June 24, 2018

This would be a bad game to lose from here #ENGPAN

— Richard Osman (@richardosman) June 24, 2018

Dream thing BBC could do now is cross live to the Allardyce household #engpan

— Josh Widdicombe (@joshwiddicombe) June 24, 2018

Southgate's notes for half-time.#EnglandvPanama #ENGPAN pic.twitter.com/rk15cbavxZ

— Anthony Gilmour (@AntGil93) June 24, 2018

"What is going on" trending on Twitter is just so unbelievably English 😂 #ENGPAN

— Abi (@AbacusBrowne) June 24, 2018

Well played in first half !! England players even had time to dance the lambada with the Panama players #ENGPAN pic.twitter.com/NHMzgtg5M5

— Abdullah Arshad (@aarshad67) June 24, 2018

Panama making a halftime sub #ENGPAN pic.twitter.com/xOm1R3gDHx

— Daniel Ruxton (@danruxton) June 24, 2018

Me: "Hi pal"

An Australian: pic.twitter.com/7dL55WKhyK

— The Sportsman (@TheSportsman) June 24, 2018

One for the stats fans. If this half goes as well we will win 10-0 #engpan

— Josh Widdicombe (@joshwiddicombe) June 24, 2018

“Gareth, I know football’s coming home but my players have got families for fucks sake” #WorldCup #ENG pic.twitter.com/GJCTbJ8E8e

— FUTWIZ Jamie (@Jamie_ODoherty) June 24, 2018

I believe England is tearing Panama a new canal today… #WorldCup #England #EnglandvPanama

— Mark O'Connell (@Mark0Connell) June 24, 2018

England fans right now #ENGPAN pic.twitter.com/45Tso00tj1

— James Felton (@JimMFelton) June 24, 2018

“I’ve … had … the time of my life … and I’ve never felt this way before …” #engpan pic.twitter.com/FQwYYMAR4j

— SimonNRicketts (@SimonNRicketts) June 24, 2018

Bring Nick Pope on, stick him in midfield for a laugh. #ENGPAN

— Coral (@Coral) June 24, 2018

Feel bit flat now. Success is deadening. Is this what it feels like to be German? #ENGPAN

— Sathnam Sanghera (@Sathnam) June 24, 2018

You know you're English when at 6-0 you're still nervous.#eng #engpan

— Jonn Walker (@JonnWalker_) June 24, 2018

Oh Christ. It’s going to be 6-7, isn’t it? #ENGPAN

— David Schneider (@davidschneider) June 24, 2018

If that isn’t a sign I don’t know what is. #66 #ItsComingHome #ENGPAN pic.twitter.com/jHRYs8mcEy

— Craig198 (@bartrumus1986) June 24, 2018

For a moment there I thought Harry Kane had had some hair extensions put in. #ENGPAN #WorldCup pic.twitter.com/DCFwxFo6tY

— Ian Hyland (@HylandIan) June 24, 2018

https://twitter.com/marklanebiz/status/1010889609289625601

"It's been a game within a game"
You'd think Charles Dickens himself were commentating #ENGPAN

— Bennett Arron (@BennettArron) June 24, 2018

This is probably the combined most happiest sets of supporters for a game which is 6-1. #ENGPAN

— West Sydney Football (@WestSydney) June 24, 2018

John Barnes is a bloody traitor! #EnglandvPanama pic.twitter.com/CeN14h2N7f

— James (@laingolangers) June 24, 2018

#ENGPAN this result will be splashed over the Panama Papers tommorow.

— robert jeffery (@robjeffecology) June 24, 2018

If England and Belgium draw, same goal difference, same goals scored and disciplinary record, Gareth Southgate & Roberto Martinez must wrestle in the centre circle, bare to the waist, Gareth coated in Devonshire butter, Roberto slathered in margarine. VAR will NOT be used #ENGPAN

— Alexander Fox (@AlexanderFoxEtc) June 24, 2018

Football may not yet be coming home, but it appears to have booked an Uber #ENGPAN

— Trumpton (@Trump_ton) June 24, 2018

England’s been singing “football’s coming home” since 1998. Why’s it taking so long? Is it on a bus replacement service? #EnglandvPanama #WorldCup #EngPan

— Sarah O'Connell (@SarahO_Connell) June 24, 2018

I'm not one to push the boat out, but I think I might treat myself to a celebratory chocolate Hob-Nob after that. #ENGPAN

— Jeff Gorrill (@GorrillJeff) June 24, 2018

https://twitter.com/AmanTsays/status/1010879762242433030

Panama fans when you ask them about the first half #ENGPAN pic.twitter.com/OziiE0XO4l

— Phil. (@Saintmaciii) June 24, 2018

Things you have to beat well #ENGPAN pic.twitter.com/UGYB3VRcwh

— KVNG (@PRINCE_VIIII) June 24, 2018

Imagine how many we’d have got, if Panama hadn’t known the team beforehand….

🤔🤔🤔😂😂😂#EnglandvPanama #WorldCup2018

— Robin Chipperfield (@sportchippers) June 24, 2018

yeah england won and all but this bloke managing to hold two pints in one hand and a flag in the other has all the talent #ENGPAN pic.twitter.com/QmjEkO5Cpg

— chlo (@ChloeStreet_) June 24, 2018

HATS! TAX HAVENS! CANALS! YOUR BOYS TOOK ONE HELLUVA BEATING! #ENGPAN

— David Schneider (@davidschneider) June 24, 2018

WORLD CUP FEVER LEVEL: pic.twitter.com/nL2Ve4s361

— The Sportsman (@TheSportsman) June 24, 2018

When someone says football's not coming home 🤨 pic.twitter.com/3m1OYEWB37

— Soccer AM (@SoccerAM) June 24, 2018

Anyone know what time #engpan kicks off?

— YEAHHHHHRATFANS (@Riskbiscuit) June 24, 2018

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