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The best jokes from England 2-1 Nigeria friendly ahead of World Cup

There were jokes from the England 2-1 Nigeria friendly at Wembley
(Image: Paul Gillett)

England beat Nigeria 2-1 on Saturday evening in a friendly clash at Wembley ahead of the World Cup this summer.

An unconvincing display saw Gareth Southgate’s side falter a little in the second half after going two goals in front.

But most of the talk was about the visitors’ fancy new kit, which had been launched in London the day before.

With a distinctly Nigerian flavour, these were the best jokes from the game:

Now i believe"All that glitters is not gold" #ENGNGA pic.twitter.com/p0G49nHjh8

— Ceaser Junior (@CeaserJunior) June 2, 2018

How can someone say Nigeria is losing to England out of respect for their Colonial masters.#ENGNGA pic.twitter.com/XB4HXSHcCz

— GREAT GRACIOUS ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (@GreatGracious) June 2, 2018

Why do these boys keep smashing their heads against each other?! Is that our game plan? #ENGNGA pic.twitter.com/iEeLU0WGIs

— Infamous ๐Ÿ˜Ž (@ItepuSam) June 2, 2018

How My Bank Account Sees Me Right Now #ENGNGA pic.twitter.com/qGWrCVwrU1

— #Beautiville (@Mz_Finess) June 2, 2018

As England dey score make The jersey price de come down

#ENGNGA

— DADDY HOE ๐Ÿ‘… ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ช (@MAXxYFIRE) June 2, 2018

Super Eagles in the 1st half VS Super Eagles in the 2nd half#ENGNGA pic.twitter.com/hKNT1HsDHm

— Yoruba ๐Ÿค‘ (@bimbolanko) June 2, 2018

never show your true team strength before the world cup. we'll see the real super eagles in Russia #ENGNGA pic.twitter.com/917mLX8pUv

— christopher ejike (@chrisejike9) June 2, 2018

In case you are wondering why England defeated Nigeria today
๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡#ENGNGA pic.twitter.com/6ISuBqkEUz

— ๏ฃซSt. Oracle๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ (@call_me_oracle) June 2, 2018

What did you see in the first half of #ENGNGA?

Super Eagles: pic.twitter.com/kgYWbhED5D

— FAVOUR ONYEOZIRI (GCFR) (@Rouvafe) June 2, 2018

I thought once we got the jersey, winning was sure for us. #ENGNGA pic.twitter.com/eI9MksP2eN

— Chun Li (@GirlishLava) June 2, 2018

Nigeriaโ€™s jersey remains finer than the England one. If you need some half time consolation #ENGNGA

— JJ. Omojuwa (@Omojuwa) June 2, 2018

England 2 – 0 Nigeria

Let's look at the bright side. Even if we lose, we are the better dressed team. ๐Ÿธโ˜•#ENGNGA

— iCreateWebsites (@WebDesignerVoN) June 2, 2018

That thing Moses did to Harry Kane, if we donโ€™t score a second goal before the end of the game, FIFA will count that for us #ENGNGA

— JJ. Omojuwa (@Omojuwa) June 2, 2018

Nigeriaโ€™s goalkeeper has obviously been attending the Karius school of excellence #ENGNGA

— John Kirsop (@Johnkirsop86) June 2, 2018

Super Eagles off the pitch vs Super Eagles on the pitch #ENGNGA pic.twitter.com/ZrgfKTq3xz

— Ryan Cummings (@Pol_Sec_Analyst) June 2, 2018

#ENGNGA Harry Kane is the latest thing Moses had to split. pic.twitter.com/qYgI0Wtgy2

— danjosh (@danjosh10) June 2, 2018

I am currently preparing my self for when Ghanians start calling us
BEST JERSEY FC. #ENGNGA pic.twitter.com/YsGHM8kMkW

— The Nerve, The Audacity. (@TizKELVIN) June 2, 2018

But how can Etebo come out for Etebo ๐Ÿค”#ENGNGA pic.twitter.com/p7gLQsBgKV

— Life of Benjamin (@AndYemii) June 2, 2018

This dribble should've counted as a goal abeg. Kane has a daughter someone should tell that to moses#ENGNGA pic.twitter.com/3VsfP3FzEO

— rork_creations (@4la_suumaker) June 2, 2018

When the commentator said: ..

"Nigeria today is not as bright as their jersey" .

I felt that in my jersey๐Ÿ˜ข.#ENGNGA pic.twitter.com/k5xBepNCTb

— G o r e a l e r. (@TizKELVIN) June 2, 2018

And the jersey is non refundable.#ENGNGA pic.twitter.com/xzleYFi7Fm

— Evans Centus (@centus4real) June 2, 2018

Nigeria Jersey 2 : 0 England Jersey

England Team 2 : 0 Nigeria Team

Overall Score so far: 2:2#ENGvNGA #EnglandVsNigeria #ENGNGA

— tolu ogunlesi (@toluogunlesi) June 2, 2018

That sound you can hear is Arsenal fans saying 'Iwobi couldn't f*cking do that for us, could he?' #ENGNGA

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) June 2, 2018

๐Ÿค” Who did it better? #ENGNGA

๐Ÿ”„ – HHH
โค๏ธ – Walker pic.twitter.com/fwkhBFtDtR

— Sky Bet (@SkyBet) June 2, 2018

English fans probably think because they are beating Nigeria their team is ready lol. We only came here to model kit o! We aren't playing. Train harder ๐Ÿ˜‚. #ENGNGA

— David (@UyiDm2) June 2, 2018