England drew 0-0 with Brazil as Gareth Southgate’s men warmed up for the World Cup with a second goalless draw in a week.
Although the result was hardly a disgrace with a weakened Three Lions team taking on a strong Brazilian side, the Wembley friendly was nevertheless low on incident.
England will find out their World Cup group stage opponents on December 1st, the draw taking place at the State Kremlin Palace in Moscow.
And they will continue preparations with friendlies against non-qualifiers Holland and Italy before next summer’s tournament in Russia.
These were the best jokes from England 0-0 Brazil:
England 0-0 Germany
England 0-0 Brazil
If England master penalties, the World Cup is as good as won! pic.twitter.com/1BXMWZ5F73
— The Football Pools (@footballpools) November 14, 2017
If the directors of the Saw films have run out of ideas to torture, punish and mentally abuse victims for any upcoming films I suggest they make them watch an England game.
— Ross Chandley (@rossic89) November 14, 2017
" So Harry, Dele, Raheem and the boys have stitched me right up for this one…..
— 90min (@90min_Football) November 14, 2017
One time, England v Brazil would’ve been absolutely huge. Now it’s about as mouth watering as watching your mam n dad grope each other #ENGBRA
— KrissF (@KrissNufc) November 14, 2017
Which is more likely?
a) England stringing 3 meaningful passes together
b) Hoddle stringing 3 meaningful sentences together#ENGBRA
— Andy Rudge (@andyrudge) November 14, 2017
Brazil are playing like when you get a 5 star team on FIFA and your mate gets a 2 star team so you just do skill moves and get over confident #ENGBRA
— Mark (@Sharknal) November 14, 2017
Jake Livermore gives hope to anybody that if he is a professional footballer anybody can #ENGBRA
— LeedsUnitedWorld (@worldleedsutd) November 14, 2017
My man of the match is me, for not killing myself #ENGBRA
— Sillitoe (@Sillitoe_) November 14, 2017
If Jake Livermore had been playing for Germany in the World Cup semi-final, reckon Brazil might have sneaked a draw.
— Jonathan Liew (@jonathanliew) November 14, 2017
Glad England playing Holland next as I can take enough drugs to get through the game & then after game av hour with a prozzie, 2 mins of her moanin 58 mins of me moaning about Jesse Lingard.
— Scott (@packsforehead) November 14, 2017
The only way England team would have been more boring is if Coldplay were in it
— FABIO (@fabiodnb) November 14, 2017
Ireland’s defeat means that England will now be the only home nation to be getting a doing from the Russian hooligans next summer.
— Pie and Bovril (@pieandbov) November 14, 2017