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The best jokes from Croatia 2-0 Nigeria as Victor Moses keeps falling over

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The losers took defeat in good spirit and will enjoy the tweets and jokes from Croatia vs Nigeria and the ones about Victor Moses diving
(Image: Javid Nikpour)

Nigerian fans were left frustrated as their side failed to show what was required to contest their first Group D game of World Cup Russia 2018, losing 2-0 to Croatia in Kaliningrad on Saturday.

Much promise and a fancy new kit that had people queuing up around the block amounted to little in the end in a match that didn’t see its first shot on target until the 59th minute, despite an own goal midway through the first half.

With the losers taking the result in good spirit, these are the best of the tweets and jokes from Croatia vs Nigeria:

The Nigerian jersey design should be made the new flag already #CRONGA

— The Last Girl Bender | Adonai (@MrManHere) June 16, 2018

When somebody tells me that the Super Eagles are not gonna win their match tonight#CRONGA pic.twitter.com/mqEXczTiEr

— Mad E'Leine ๐Ÿง™๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ (@badgalmaddie_) June 16, 2018

Guess who the Queen of England is supporting today…#CRONGA #WorldCup #FiFaWorldCup18 pic.twitter.com/RtH5nfJPGl

— #FIFAWorldCup2018 (@Akin_akinboye) June 16, 2018

Guys I just saw my uncle that sold our family land to travel abroad waving hands inside TV now in Croatia vs Nigeria match
Walaitalai that bros no go die well ๐Ÿ˜ข
#CRONGA pic.twitter.com/o2krTWOXI7

— Baba Lukaku (@Usmanashafe) June 16, 2018

Someone just said the pace of this game is faster than the Nigerian economy #CRONGA

— Omo Akure (@JohnOdedeji) June 16, 2018

The commentators are only saying the easy names when Nigeria pass the ball. Bare silence loooool #CRONGA

— #FLEX (@LethalBizzle) June 16, 2018

Apparently, the Super Eagles of Nigeria promised their President that "We will bring the World Cup home."
Let politicians also know how it feels to receive empty promises!
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚#CRONGA

— Francis Ndung'u (@Frank_ndungu_99) June 16, 2018

#CRONGA
If our keeper is 19,how old are you? pic.twitter.com/cjT5CRtbhn

— Kaybest (@kaybest__) June 16, 2018

Did I really just hear that correctly? The stadium #CRONGA is being played at right now is currently sinking because it was built on a swamp?!?! pic.twitter.com/Fp2UYudUUD

— Chris Davison (@cdavison_afc) June 16, 2018

Just saying ๐Ÿ˜’ #CRONGA pic.twitter.com/tl6iaciu3z

— Ire Aderinokun (@ireaderinokun) June 16, 2018

Why are our boys always going back? Is there a red sea at the front? If yes, what's the use of the Moses in our team?#CRONGA

— Josh (@sire_liljosh) June 16, 2018

We cover Victor Moses' legs in the blood of Jesus #CRONGA pic.twitter.com/gHHWlH8LiW

— AMAKA *โ€ข* (@chimamaka_) June 16, 2018

Moses just dey fall like our naira #CRONGA

— YK Lee (@Datzmenoni) June 16, 2018

Nigerians right now #WorldCup #SoarSuperEagles #CRONGA pic.twitter.com/0K8pBYsj3Z

— TRENDS OF NIGERIA (@TrendsOfNigeria) June 16, 2018

They should have allowed us to carry our live chickens inside the stadium now our juju is not working #CRONGA pic.twitter.com/TmCqAXm0eV

— KvNG Segun ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌโ (@_giwasegun) June 16, 2018

Halftime

Nigeria 0-1 Croatia

Who has anointing oil? Let's pray

#CRONGA pic.twitter.com/b9I2nEiot2

— Mad E'Leine ๐Ÿง™๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ (@badgalmaddie_) June 16, 2018

May all the songs released for our Super Eagles not be in vain in Jesus name#CRONGA pic.twitter.com/5Jsp2upKWh

— Mad E'Leine ๐Ÿง™๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ (@badgalmaddie_) June 16, 2018

Whatever happens, boys are looking fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine tonight #CRONGA ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ

— Stephanie Hegarty (@stephhegarty) June 16, 2018

These Croatia people are proud; we gave them a goal and they have not returned the favour ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜ญ#CRONGA

— Omo Akure (@JohnOdedeji) June 16, 2018

Alert Nigerians!!! โš ๏ธโš ๏ธโš ๏ธโš ๏ธ

If you're in the Russia stadium come to Canopy D. They are sharing food ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ #CRONGA #WorldCup

— Samuel Otukoya ๐Ÿ‘ฝ ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง (@sammy_ryde) June 16, 2018

Moses has fallen more times than I've fallen in love. #CRONGA #WorldCup

— Seyota (@cosythorn) June 16, 2018

Victor Moses that cannot even cross the road. And you want him to cross the ball #CRONGA pic.twitter.com/Imbt4jTYrb

— JOKUNLE (@Jokunle) June 16, 2018

With all the scamming expertise, Nigerians still can't scam a goal in?? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜”#Nigeria #CRONGA #WorldCup pic.twitter.com/QKo5daPkjs

— ๐Ÿ‘‘uNdlunkulu (@uNdlunkulu_Xoli) June 16, 2018

Mood right now. #CRONGA pic.twitter.com/aNnBovpcrr

— World Publicist (@IsimaOdeh) June 16, 2018

The Way Moses is going down he will soon discover oil ๐Ÿ˜’ #CRONGA

— Benยฎ ๐Ÿ˜’ (@SlimmyBen) June 16, 2018

Moses has fallen more than rain this year. #CRONGA

— Josh (@sire_liljosh) June 16, 2018

#CRONGA This is what all football looks like to people who don't like football.

— ROB CHAPMAN (@rcscribbler) June 16, 2018

Why would you hold Mandzukic like that? Is he your wife? ๐Ÿ˜ญ #CRONGA

— Femi ุงุจูˆุจฺฉุฑ Bakre (@femibakre) June 16, 2018

This is the first penalty ever given for cuddling #CRONGA

— Karl Sharro (@KarlreMarks) June 16, 2018

Me when I catch the guy that is texting my gf #CRONGA pic.twitter.com/bI1g96eeqd

— suki (@_dirtydeed) June 16, 2018

#CRONGA
This is not what the pig promised us na pic.twitter.com/phMk5FpmVM

— โ™š Ugโ„“ัƒ Nฮฑkeโˆ‚ Gฯ…ัƒ (@t_riumphant) June 16, 2018

Me packing my bags leaving Russia tonight, I did not waste my flight money to come and watch you model jersey. #CRONGA pic.twitter.com/8GwVGMGknN

— โ™š Ugโ„“ัƒ Nฮฑkeโˆ‚ Gฯ…ัƒ (@t_riumphant) June 16, 2018

The main reason we learn mathematics in Nigeria is to calculate how Super Eagles will qualify #CRONGA

— Baba Folarin (@That_IjebuBadoo) June 16, 2018

Footballers 2 : 0 Fashionistas #CRONGA

— Freelance Graphics Designer (@Isaiah_bd) June 16, 2018

#CRONGA #WorldCup

Who eats pork here? There's one stupid pig that needs to die tonight

— President Carter (@psalmcarter) June 16, 2018

#CRONGA #WorldCup

Retweet for Davido's Fall
Like for Victor Moses' Fall pic.twitter.com/A6cVPdAlg1

— Omoniyi Israel (@omoissy) June 16, 2018

Croatia: they have speed, shot, experience, skills

Nigeria: we have jersey #CRONGA pic.twitter.com/CxbUvBh55D

— HeadiSon (@dZa_Real_BlaQ) June 16, 2018

This guy is doing himself thinking he can use Arsenal Jersey to cover the shame of this Naija loss #CRONGA pic.twitter.com/ku7qwIWn8D

— Silmaril Lord ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ (@OyexVille) June 16, 2018

Raise your hand ๐Ÿคš up if you believe Nigeria will win the World Cup..

Now Bring that hand down and knock yourself for believing that Nonsense #CRONGA

— Engineer Tolu_tezzy (@Teezy_RRA) June 16, 2018

How can you say Moses is rising and falling like Bitcoin !!! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜. #WorldCup #CRONGA pic.twitter.com/8kD09Ie1tU

— 'Dayo Emmanuel' (@UncleAdigun) June 16, 2018

Current mood #CRONGA pic.twitter.com/qRxrFsjKNF

— JOKUNLE (@Jokunle) June 16, 2018

Other Countries prepared for World cup, Nigerian players prepared for Russian Fashion week.
Model fc #CRONGA

— แฃ (@ERNESTHDGAMER) June 16, 2018

When boys catch the forecaster #CRONGA pic.twitter.com/zaAH06r27Q

— Olufemi Oyekanmi (@_iamjimmyneutro) June 16, 2018

I swear, Iโ€™ll revenge this match on my PS4, Croatia cannot go scot-free. Lai lai #CRONGA pic.twitter.com/L4Ne46Ym05

— Harckhan (@Harckhan) June 16, 2018

We were expecting Nike models to actually win the match ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ #CRONGA

— DaT AkWa IbOm Gee๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ (@ClintonViceB) June 16, 2018

#CRONGA #WorldCup
Anytime Victor Moses sees a Croatian player coming near him pic.twitter.com/8ZT3L5VsAM

— Four-eyed Edo boyโ„ข (@Alex_Houseof308) June 16, 2018

The whole of Africa looking at Nigeria like ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’ #CRONGA pic.twitter.com/vfXH6cmj0e

— Mwes M Drewโ„ข (@_mwes) June 16, 2018

Moses fell more than the wall of Jericho in this match ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก #CRONGA

— Alex Oluwatobi (@alexlobaloba) June 16, 2018

Rare picture of Nigerians going back to Nike store to return Jersey and collect their money back. #CRONGA pic.twitter.com/C1ah6XbIed

— FAVOUR ONYEOZIRI (GCFR) (@Rouvafe) June 16, 2018

We depend on prayer too much. Everything is not prayer. If you donโ€™t play well, you will lose. #CRONGA

— Ebuka Akara (@ebuka_akara) June 16, 2018

Same ish different year ๐Ÿ˜… The guy on the right is the new meme ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ฉ #CRONGA pic.twitter.com/zr32hM2rLI

— Ifunanya Vanessa (@Ms_Omeo) June 16, 2018