The best jokes from a day of upsets in the FA Cup fifth round

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This is a selection of the best jokes from another day of upsets in the FA Cup after a series of entertaining fifth round fixtures took place on Saturday afternoon.

Non-league Lincoln and League One Millwall both secured places in the quarter-finals of the competition thanks to last-minute winners against Premier League opposition, Burnley and the beleaguered Leicester respectively.

Another League One side, Oxford United were eventually overcome by Premier League Middlesbrough in a five-goal thriller at the Riverside.

And Championship promotion-chasers Huddersfield forced a replay with Manchester City at the Etihad after holding Pep Guardiola’s side to a 0-0 draw.

Chelsea also won at Wolves but that didn’t turn out to be very funny at all.

These were the best of the jokes from a day of upsets in the FA Cup fifth round:

Feel sorry for Lincoln, they've come so far in the FA Cup and now they're heading to a Stadium with wooden seats, you don't deserve this

— Jack Peart (@jpeart7) February 18, 2017

The 'Millwall away' tweets I've seen from Leicester. Mate, you're walking through a cage to get into a ground, not doing a tour of Afghan.

— Jack (@JackCPFC_) February 18, 2017

Over 160,000 people live in Middlesbrough. Over 30,000 seat stadium. 365 days in the year.. and i pick the seat next to my ex.

— UberBoro (@UberBoro) February 18, 2017

Town fans might not like it, but their club has just been called "tiny Huddersfield" on a Romanian sports channel hihi 😄

— Ralu🎩 (@RaLUFC) February 18, 2017

Lincoln's Matt Rhead could possibly eat @Joey7Barton before the 90 minutes is up.

— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) February 18, 2017

👐🏽 BREAKING NEWS…

Bravo has made his first save in 281 minutes of football

The magic of the #FACup pic.twitter.com/rjreW1fR85

— The Sportsman (@TheSportsman) February 18, 2017

Burnley v Lincoln perhaps best summed up by this picture. All 20 outfield players are hidden by the grey line. pic.twitter.com/qjd31AsNJE

— Jonathan Liew (@jonathanliew) February 18, 2017

The way the Millwall photographer celebrated and then had to get back in position 📸😂 #FACup pic.twitter.com/nevbHbBrC7

—  Niall Duggan  (@NDugganUK) February 18, 2017

FT: Burnley 0 – 1 Lincoln

The Imps are through!! AND IT'S THE BLOODY MAGIC OF THE CUP! ALBUS DUMBLEDORE HIMSELF COULDN'T HAVE CONJURED THIS

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) February 18, 2017

Lincoln City beat Burnley
Millwall beat Leicester
Huddersfield hold City

At this rate Arsenal might upset Sutton.

— Arap Sololo (@Chururiet) February 18, 2017

Best thing about the millwall pitch invasion is the grandma and grandson mugging off the Leicester fans. pic.twitter.com/qdBCzmihX8

— Forest Logic (@ForestLogic) February 18, 2017

Sutton v Lincoln is going to be a great FA Cup Final

— Andrew (@Hesfivefootfour) February 18, 2017

The absolute state of this Millwall fan pic.twitter.com/GO2HYwN4Xe

— James Dutton (@jrgdutton) February 18, 2017

Dyche: "We can't compete with the spending power of Lincoln City."

— Joe Bowes (@JoeBowes) February 18, 2017

Leicester is that guy who lost virginity at sixteen and endured another long dryspell for tge next ten years

— Dennis Ndekei (@ndekeidennis) February 18, 2017

Biggest upset in Burnley since the last time someone said there was gunna be Nando's and it was a lie again.

— CLARETY (@_clarety) February 18, 2017

Only 6 teams have stopped Man City from scoring this season: Barcelona, Man Utd, Everton, Spurs, Liverpool and Huddersfield reserves #htafc

— TheTOWNbible (@TheTownBible) February 18, 2017

The Cup hasn't lost its magic. Some of those Lincoln fans will have dreamt of this day ever since they began supporting the club in round 4.

— GeorgeWeahsCousin (@WeahsCousin) February 18, 2017

Millwall won by a small margin and I understand Leicester won the popular vote, so a march is being organized to change today's result.

— This is Millwall (@ThisIsMillwall) February 18, 2017

Can't believe Clive Sinclair called us "Oxford City" on Match Of The Day.

— Andrew Dawson (@ADawsonBros) February 18, 2017

Of course Donald Trump is a Millwall fan pic.twitter.com/h73zhl0cdE

— James Dutton (@jrgdutton) February 18, 2017

Nobody is saying women shouldn't be commentators. Just the Middlesbrough v Oxford woman shouldn't be a commentator #MOTD

— Samuel Street (@samstreetwrites) February 18, 2017

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