The best jokes as Wayne Rooney nets hat-trick for Everton against West Ham

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There were jokes as Wayne Rooney scored a hat-trick in Everton's 4-0 defeat of West Ham, including a stunning long-range goal
ALWAYS READY: Rooney (Image: Gordon Ednie)

Wayne Rooney rediscovered his form on Wednesday night, netting a hat-trick in Everton’s 4-0 win over West Ham at Goodison Park, including a stunner from inside his own half that sailed over a retreating Joe Hart’s head.

The 32-year-old veteran England international guided the home side to a much needed victory with incoming manager Sam Allardyce in attendance and delighting caretaker coach David Unsworth in the process.

These were the best jokes as Rooney’s special goal caps a hat-trick against West Ham:

WAYNE ROONEY 2-0 WEST HAM.

The Allardyce effect. pic.twitter.com/Bdnm9dcHe7

— Footy Accumulators (@FootyAccums) November 29, 2017

I’m fairness to Moyes, he’s made Wayne Rooney look like a world class player again, not even Van Gaal or Mourinho can say that.

— SportsJOE (@SportsJOE_UK) November 29, 2017

How am I going to explain to my children that Lukaku missed from there and Rooney scored from there? pic.twitter.com/ZIA2YvprD7

— H. (@IconicYanited) November 29, 2017

https://twitter.com/DeclanFriedRice/status/935983823224963072

If you think Allardyce was impressed with Rooney, wait until he sees Niasse in action.

— Pedro De Montfort (@Pique77) November 29, 2017

Dreadful from Joe Hart, but a beautiful finish from Wayne Rooney.

GET HIM ON THE PLANE, GARETH!

GET BIG SAM ON THE PLANE TOO, GARETH!

GET OFF THE PLANE, GARETH!

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) November 29, 2017

Only West Ham would make Wayne Rooney look like the player he was 10 years ago

— West Ham COYI (@TheHammers_) November 29, 2017

ROONEY IS ONE GOAL SHORT OF LUKAKU'S TALLY FOR THE SEASON DESPITE BEING LIKE 50 YEARS OLD AND A SQUAD PLAYER FOR A TEAM BATTLING RELEGATION HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAH

— Pogbesque (@PogbesqueV2) November 29, 2017

Fast forward 2 hours and Big Sam and Rooney will be spotted celebrating with Pie, Chips and Gravy in a Bootle chippy.

— Adam Sweeney (@AdamWSweeney) November 29, 2017

Rooney almost in St.Helens when he hit that

— Jim Proudfoot (@JimProudfoot) November 29, 2017

Nice to be able to use the phrase “driven home by Wayne Rooney” in a positive context.

— Darren Montgomery (@DarrenJohnMont) November 29, 2017

Wayne Rooney's goal is even better with Alan Partridge commentary. #EVEWHU pic.twitter.com/CnWup333Je

— Damon Gray (@thedamongray) November 29, 2017

Ask Joe Hart. He had a decent view of both.

— Si Lloyd (@SmnLlyd5) November 30, 2017

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