The best jokes as Wayne Rooney is arrested on suspicion of drink driving

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These were the best jokes after Wayne Rooney was arrested on suspicion of drink driving in the early hours of Friday morning ahead of the first England match following his retirement from international duty.

The player has now been charged with drink-driving, Cheshire Police have said, after officers reportedly stopped a black VW Beetle on Altrincham Road in Wilmslow.

Now out on bail, Rooney is due at Stockport Magistrates’ Court later this month.

In the meantime, here are the best Wayne Rooney drink-driving arrest jokes:

Wayne Rooney now has more points than Arsenal 🍻🚗

— Luke (@youellco) September 1, 2017

#Rooney on Monday: I'm quitting international football to concentrate on, eh, my club career.
Rooney on Thursday: pic.twitter.com/F6g2UpbgZ5

— Feach News (@_FeachNews) September 1, 2017

Wayne Rooney arrested on suspicion of drink driving. Scenes when he pretends to down a pint during his next goal celebration. pic.twitter.com/tRmr7davfJ

— UNILAD Football (@UNILADFooty) September 1, 2017

BREAKING: CCTV have captured Wayne Rooney crying his eyes out in Liverpool after being arrested for drink driving. pic.twitter.com/CZz3DK1JYN

— TheFootballCommunity (@Footy_Community) September 1, 2017

Oh no Colleen's gonna have to get 4 kids ready before dropping him at training 😕

— Stella LeBeer 💓🐝 (@StellaLeBeer) September 1, 2017

Wayne Rooney charged with drink driving in a vw beetle…when you think about it, it's not the first time he's been caught in an old banger😁

— Tommo (@PeteTommo1) September 1, 2017

Wayne Rooney spotted before making his way home last night. pic.twitter.com/AkfZYyMDzs

— Eat My Football (@EatMyFootball) September 1, 2017

Must of seen the Niasse sale fall through

— Joe McNeilis (@joemac96) September 1, 2017

#Rooney arrested on suspicion of drink driving. Here he is in happier times, fighting Peter Crouch for Children In Need. pic.twitter.com/yCNPD99ivT

— Brendan Rogue (@sexistboss) September 1, 2017

Rooney when the cops pulled him over pic.twitter.com/OxPb38Uj5F

— Harold (@EdgyEduardo) September 1, 2017

I see Wayne Rooney has been arrested for drink driving. The lengths Everton players go to to get three points is unbelievable😎 #Rooney

— Mark Tregent (@Blueboy1968) September 1, 2017

Wayne Rooney on his way to training this morning…… pic.twitter.com/Wu8PmFsXJy

— Richard Boffin (@Boffintosh) September 1, 2017

OLD ROONEY IS BACK! BE BANGING GRANNIES SOON😂😂

— Reese (@ReeseKing30) September 1, 2017

Wayne Rooney arrested for drink-driving – "I'm just delighted to get the three points, to be honest"

— John Ashmore (@smashmorePH) September 1, 2017

Rooney enjoying his international retirement #rooney pic.twitter.com/lFE6OQ8d0p

— Sean Nunn (@SeanNunn86) September 1, 2017

Koeman: "I need you to work on your free kicks Wayne."

Rooney: "Got any tips?"

Koeman: "Try and copy Marcos Alonso."

Rooney: https://t.co/TrKO6zMIpN

— – (@Evertxn) September 1, 2017

Wayne Rooney when England kick off in Malta#maleng pic.twitter.com/nakmOJOEYp

— Football Burp ⚽ (@FootballBurp) September 1, 2017

Not anymore thanks… https://t.co/QlywzU1w5S

— Rio Ferdinand (@RioFerdyyy5) September 1, 2017

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