The best jokes as Watford mascot Harry the Hornet dives in front of Wilfried Zaha

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There were jokes as Watford mascot Harry the Hornet dives in front of Wilfried Zaha after 1-1 draw with Crystal Palace in which he was booked for simulation
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These were the best jokes after Watford mascot Harry the Hornet dived in front of Crystal Palace’s Wilfried Zaha following a Boxing Day clash between the two sides in which the latter had been booked for simulation.

Zaha received a yellow card from referee Mark Clattenburg when he went over in the opposition penalty area, appearing to deliberately trip himself up on the leg of Watford defender.

After the final whistle, the larger-than-life Watford mascot slid across the pitch in an apparent attempt to mock the Palace star – an action new manager Sam Allardyce called “out of order”.

Here are the best of the jokes after Harry the Hornet dives in front of Zaha following his booking for diving during Crystal Palace’s 1-1 draw with Watford at Vicarage Road:

3 months ago #FatSam was England manager.

Today he suggested live on TV that the FA should ban #HarryTheHornet.

Football is a cruel game.

— Special K ⚒ (@Dan_Kirkby) December 27, 2016

If Harry the hornet has to go up in front of the FA, please can I be his defence 😂😂😂😂 #harrythehero pic.twitter.com/GCMA2jm4Wq

— Ian Wright (@IanWright0) December 27, 2016

Watford, "We have reminded Harry Hornet of his responsibilities which mainly involve building communal nests by chewing wood to make pulp"

— The Football Chrimbo (@FootballRamble) December 27, 2016

Its a shame #HarryTheHornet didn't throw a load of monopoly money towards Big Sam also.

— mark aldridge (@wilbur_35) December 27, 2016

Say's a lot about the @fa that if the take action against #HarryTheHornet it will be the first case of retrospective action for diving……

— Adam Carey (@adamcarey94) December 27, 2016

Sam Allardyce's row with Watford's mascot continues. "There's no place in football for cartoons with oversized heads", said Harry the Hornet

— GlennyRodge (@GlennyRodge) December 27, 2016

The nation is behind you! #HarryTheHornet

— James Hampson (@jahampson) December 27, 2016

1914. British troops engage in trench warfare. 2016. Zaha, an adult male, becomes upset after a mascot mocks him. #HarryTheHornet

— Jonah (@butlocksjones) December 27, 2016

Fact: Hornets mate during flight and the male dies shortly after. Thoughts are with Harry's family at this difficult time. #HarryTheHornet

— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) December 27, 2016

You know football has gone mad when a fully grown man is asking the FA to take action against a cartoon insect. #HarryTheHornet

— Ethan Dalton (@EthanDalton96) December 27, 2016

Harry The Hornet surely can't face an FA charge because;

A – it was funny.
B – we've all lost our sense of humour
C – HE DOESN'T EXIST!!!

— Jake Humphrey (@mrjakehumphrey) December 27, 2016

@samcunningham *my footing went 'behind' the player in question, whilst he was walking away from the away supporters #fact

— OfficialHarryHornet (@1HHornet) December 26, 2016

RT #HarryTheHornet
Like Sam Allardyce pic.twitter.com/T1MRs8cENa

— Harry C (@HazSpur92) December 27, 2016

#HarryTheHornet yeah big sam doesnt like stings

— Username pending…. (@HowdenJohn) December 27, 2016

Harry the Hornet could face an FA charge for simulation. Not yet clear whether it's for simulating a dive or simulating a hornet.

— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) December 27, 2016

PLOT TWIST: We learn that Harry The Hornet was sitting on the other side of this table, and it was he who stitched Sam Allardyce up. pic.twitter.com/xExh8Q2Di7

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) December 27, 2016

Let's take a closer look at this embodiment of pure malice and evil, who Sam Allardyce believes needs investigating: pic.twitter.com/yjqsQiGz1d

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) December 27, 2016

@paddypower it's the look in his eyes that scares me the most. Empty… devoid of emotion. Almost like he's not human at all.

— Joe Windle (@JoeWindle) December 27, 2016

🐝👍🏾 @1HHornet pic.twitter.com/H9ATqYZaTv

— Wilfried Zaha (@wilfriedzaha) December 27, 2016

@wilfriedzaha 🐝⚽️ pic.twitter.com/5heBpcRcwi

— OfficialHarryHornet (@1HHornet) December 27, 2016

#HarrytheHornet Saga

When Harry met Sam 👀#WatfordFC🐝 pic.twitter.com/uyNETvoh7p

— #WatfordFC Status (@WatfordStatus) December 27, 2016

He’s in the clear! Watford mascot Harry the Hornet will not face disciplinary action from the FA for his Wilfried Zaha ‘dive’, per @SkyKaveh pic.twitter.com/Eex87aQ5RV

— Bleacher Report UK (@br_uk) December 27, 2016

It appears Harry the Hornet will not face disciplinary action from the FA. What a bloody shame. The hearing would've been too funny.

— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) December 27, 2016

"Wilfried Zaha reportedly called the Watford mascot a 'Minimum wage wanker', after the mascot mocked Zaha by diving infront of him."

Wow

— GeorgeWeahsCousin (@WeahsCousin) December 26, 2016

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