The best jokes as Spurs lose to Chelsea in first Premier League home game at Wembley

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Spurs lost 1-2 to Chelsea in first their first Premier League home game at Wembley Stadium
TEMPORARY HOME: Wembley (Image: Wikiolo)

These were the best jokes as Spurs lost 1-2 to Chelsea in their first Premier League game of the season at Wembley, their temporary home while construction of a new ground at White Hart Lane is completed.

A late own goal scored by Chelsea’s Michy Batshuayi was not enough for Mauricio Pochettino’s side, who were eventually outdone by an even later Marcos Alonso strike, in addition to the defender’s earlier free-kick.

Tottenham have now lost seven out of their last ten matches at the national stadium, only managing to win once, and fans are beginning to be fearful of a long list of fixtures ahead.

Here are the best of the jokes as Spurs continue their miserable run of form at Wembley with a 1-2 defeat to Chelsea:

2016/17: Spurs go the entire season unbeaten at White Hart Lane.

*moves to Wembley*

2017/18: Lose first home game of the season. pic.twitter.com/oBz53zROY4

— Squawka Football (@Squawka) August 20, 2017

Wins at Wembley since 2014:

Anthony Joshua – 2
Tottenham Hotspur – 1 ⚽️ pic.twitter.com/JVG0NgiJR4

— Team FA (@TeamFA) August 20, 2017

By the time Spurs get used to playing at Wembley, it'll be time to move back to White Hart Lane.

— Shibani (@shibani_mufc) August 20, 2017

I can't believe Spurs are being allowed to use the iconic Wembley for their home fixtures. It's the equivalent of Burnley using Ewood.

— Tony Mowbray (@Imtonymowbray) August 20, 2017

Dont like the spurs third kit pic.twitter.com/rjmwRIiFMW

— Nitisha (@DaleyBaelly) August 20, 2017

Spurs fan eating popcorn at the game
This ain't no cinema love! pic.twitter.com/mtCLBlCcPU

— Simon (@legendsi) August 20, 2017

Alonso's wonderstrike recorded by a Spurs fan. #CFC pic.twitter.com/G4oPAEUOGi

— Dyl (@BakayokoChelsea) August 20, 2017

5 – Tottenham's all-time top scorer in games at Wembley is own goals, with Michy Batshuayi's being the fifth netted in favour of them. Oops.

— OptaJoe (@OptaJoe) August 20, 2017

Well Spurs were never going to score themselves. #TOTCHE

— Nizaar Kinsella (@NizaarKinsella) August 20, 2017

Premier League goals for Spurs in August:

Harry Kane – 0

Michy Batshuayi – 1 pic.twitter.com/LhpBxigglA

— Footy Jokes (@Footy_Jokes) August 20, 2017

Tottenham fans after Michy Batshuayi's o.g.

vs

Tottenham fans after Marcos Alonso's second goal #TOTCHE pic.twitter.com/xMt3Ev2Ofj

— #9jaWitches (@badgalmaddie_) August 20, 2017

Toby Alderweireld wants to leave to earn more money.

Imagine how much these Spurs players would be demanding if they ever won something 😂

— Sun Bets (@SunBets) August 20, 2017

"Chelsea won 2-1 and scored all 3 goals, but you can't tell me Spurs didn't deserve to win" #TOTCHE pic.twitter.com/ZiJAxuUlvK

— BenchWarmers ⚽️ (@BeWarmers) August 20, 2017

NOW ON SALE! The official Spurs bottle job beverage. pic.twitter.com/PI4OyBYEnE

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) August 20, 2017

'They celebrated like they'd won the league' says a Spurs fan behind me. Like he'd know the feeling.

— Jamie (@JCollettCFC) August 20, 2017

Chelsea have 99 problems. Beating Spurs is not one of them. #CFC

— BlueChampion™ (@BlueChampion) August 20, 2017

Only 18 more league games at Wembley, counting down the days 🎉

— Simply (@Simply_Spurs) August 20, 2017

Are spurs playing at Wembley this season? Sky sports haven't really mentioned much about it…

— Dani (@Danielle92_) August 20, 2017

Most underserved result since Marcus Alonso's jury verdict

— Simply (@Simply_Spurs) August 20, 2017

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