The best jokes as Spurs lose 0-1 to Bayer Leverkusen at Wembley

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There were lots of jokes as Spurs lost 0-1 to Bayer Leverkusen at Wembley in a Champions League match
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These were all the best jokes as Spurs went down 0-1 to Bayer Leverkusen in their Champions League group stage clash held at Wembley on Wednesday night.

Over 85,000 people packed in to the home of the national team to watch Mauricio Pochettino’s side slump to yet another defeat at the stadium.

Tottenham now risk failing to qualify for the next round of the competition.

And, mostly Arsenal fans, reacted with glee after Spurs 0-1 Bayer 04 Leverkusen:

Spurs trying their best to outdo West Ham in the most underwhelming stadium move stakes.

— Coral (@Coral) November 2, 2016

@SpursOfficial pic.twitter.com/4fGdh13NYw

— Kyle Walsh (@kywalsh) November 2, 2016

@SpursOfficial Robbie Keane didn't die for this

— Gareth Bale (@GarethBale22) November 2, 2016

@AAllenSport I kid. I kid. They shouldn't be playing European football at all.

— Andrew Allen (@AAllenSport) November 2, 2016

Oops, I stepped in shit… pic.twitter.com/iN9eoCRhOx

— TheFootballCommunity (@Footy_Community) November 2, 2016

Roses are red
My shit is brown https://t.co/nbso2kpyYm

— Swearing Sports News (@SwearingSport) November 2, 2016

Spurs playing like a well-rehearsed violinist who's been given a cello just before the concert.

— Philippe Auclair (@PhilippeAuclair) November 2, 2016

Vincent Janssen is about as much use as a handbrake on a canoe. #TOTB04

— UNILAD Football (@UNILADFooty) November 2, 2016

Howard Webb has had his say.

"Penalty to Man Utd", he said#TOTB04 #UCL

— bwin (@bwin) November 2, 2016

Dele Alli training #TOTLEV pic.twitter.com/fV2u7xa7X1

— Géranal Grocanon (@grocanon) November 2, 2016

Winks plays a back pass. "NOT FUCKING BACKWARDS" screams a Spurs fan

— Ben McAleer (@BenMcAleer1) November 2, 2016

They love Wembley pic.twitter.com/SXee51Zybm

— Pete (@Chelsea_Fella) November 2, 2016

As the camera zoomed over to Dimitar Berbatov, one can only wonder what Claude Littner was thinking at that moment… #TOTB04 pic.twitter.com/FUtwFgP2mA

— David Purcell (@DavidPurcell96) November 2, 2016

A tenner free bet to anyone who finds that drummer in Wembley and smashes his drumsticks to bits right in front of him.

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) November 2, 2016

Tottenham Hotspur are pulling a George Groves here… Getting a beating at Wembley with 80,000 looking on. #THFC #TOTLEV #UCL pic.twitter.com/jv4uXO26oa

— Carl Froch MBE (@Carl_Eroch) November 2, 2016

It's all well and good playing at Wembley.. but when you want to get home 😩😩😩

— Chris Clark (@ChrisJClark_) November 2, 2016

Tonight I thought Sissoko was unplayable. Unfortunately Poch thought differently and put him in the team.

— Jonah (@oldtot) November 2, 2016

On a positive note…..

We sold 12,653 Hotdogs tonight, a new Wembley record.

— Rooz (@Sir_roozy) November 2, 2016

Got a spare for Moscow at home at Wembley, will drive from Teesside and pay you £30 to take it. #THFC

— Chris Doughty (@ChrisDoughty32) November 2, 2016

It's called Wembey now because Spurs have taken the 'L' from it forever

— Billie (@Billie_T) November 2, 2016

Spurs fans aren't known for violence or hooliganism but Tony, 47, Tenerife, says we all beat up women and children

— Steve (@Eriksen_sen_sen) November 3, 2016

Lets settle this. Which one is bigger.

RT for the kettle.
Ignore for Spurs pic.twitter.com/kspLhZvYfy

— Mohamed ELNneny (@ElNnenyM) November 2, 2016

We need to know, did the Tottenham players have lasagne before the kick-off? #TOTLEV

— Uncle Norman Giller (@NormanGiller) November 2, 2016

Moussa Sissoko showing his 'Champions League' quality tonight…#NUFC #UCL #SPURS pic.twitter.com/yyqO52AlkH

— Black&WhiteBarmy (@BlackWhiteBarmy) November 2, 2016

Sissoko could not cross a road #TOTLEV

— Sam Rees (@SamFRees) November 2, 2016

Spurs are all over the shop. This is the worst performance Wembley has seen since… the last time England played.

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) November 2, 2016

Feel like Spurs are contractually obliged to play like England whilst they're at Wembley.

— Coral (@Coral) November 2, 2016

Spurs fans looking back at their old squad like: https://t.co/akeBm6sjTn

— Footy Humour (@FootyHumour) November 3, 2016

When you've just been taught a lesson by Leverkusen. https://t.co/7YeRzkuTNN

— Calum (@CalArsenal) November 2, 2016

I just walked past White Hart Lane and found 3 Spurs season tickets nailed to a wall.

I thought I'm having them. Nails always come in handy

— Together Arsenal (@TogetherArsenal) November 2, 2016

Vine is dying. Spurs are dying. I am finished on this platform.

— Simply Spurs (@Simply_Spurs) November 2, 2016

Mike Ashley is still going HAM with the £30million he got from Spurs for Moussa Sissoko 😂😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/3KjeV4qCqa

— Footy Accumulators (@FootyAccums) November 2, 2016

£30m (Thirty) for that fucking bag of organs. We've had their pants down in a hilarious way there.

— Taylor and Besty (@TaylorandBesty) August 31, 2016

What Spurs need to do more is pointless flicks, stepovers and attempted nutmegs.

— James Maw (@JamesMawFFT) November 2, 2016

Spurs are down 1-0 but what's worse is that they gave Winks the number 29 instead of 40. Missed opportunity to sum up this game! #TOTLEV

— Brian McSweeney (@BrianMcsw) November 2, 2016

My train is filled with miserable Spurs fans. It's causing me great joy.

Shall I

— KeithTheGooner (@KeithTheGooner) November 2, 2016

🕰 7.45pm: Leverkusen have never won a Champions League game in England.

🕰 9.38pm: Spurs 0-1 Leverkusen. pic.twitter.com/oM2sxmWGQJ

— bet365 (@bet365) November 2, 2016

And to think … there was a sizeable element of Spurs fans moaning that we had no big name teams in our group, when the draw was made

— Richard Cracknell (@MrCracknell) November 2, 2016

How I feel being a spurs fan right now. #TOTLEV pic.twitter.com/pkWDvKcIin

— Harps (@Harps1981) November 2, 2016

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