The best jokes as Sam Allardyce is linked with the Everton manager’s job again

Club reopen talks following successive heavy defeats.

By Thomas Joseph


Sam Allardyce was linked with the Everton manager's job for the second time and provide merriment with many jokes
BACK AGAIN: Allardyce (Image: Brian Minkoff/London Pixels)

Sam Allardyce emerged as the leading contender for the Everton manager’s job on Monday after the club’s pursuit of Watford’s Marco Silva appeared to have broken down.

The former England coach earlier dropped out of the selection process, claiming he didn’t feel wanted at Goodison Park.

But, following successive heavy defeats to Atalanta and Southampton, he’s back in the frame.

These were the best jokes after Sam Allardyce was linked to the vacant managerial position at Everton for the second time:

Sam Allardyce eats his Sunday dinners sitting on the toilet and is exactly the type of manager Everton need right now.

— The slow heat death of the universe (@OttoOtterson) November 27, 2017

Moshiri: Get me Sam Allardyce!
Kenwright: He's unavailable.
Moshiri: Then get me his non-union Mexican equivalent! pic.twitter.com/uImfppech6

— Game of Throw-ins (@GameofThrowIns) November 27, 2017

Apparently..Sam Allardyce is the the fella who has written "PIES" on various bridges going over motorways across the country

— Stuey Squires (@StueySquires) November 27, 2017

If Allardyce comes in and keeps us up then I'll get a 'Big Sam Allardyce's gravy train' tattoo on my ar…. Actually, better not.

— BolasieOnTheBreak (@FinKitch) November 27, 2017

Sam Allardyce when he gets double the terms at Everton he wanted weeks ago… pic.twitter.com/n9bIl4OQHh

— GrandOldTeam.com (@grandoldteam) November 27, 2017

Sam Allardyce at the Everton Christmas party pic.twitter.com/kGDjqx7RR4

— Football Burp ⚽ (@FootballBurp) November 27, 2017

Looks like Everton are getting Sam Allardyce in to save them from relegation.

The Merseyside billionaires have really outdone themselves here. pic.twitter.com/ozDfUA6l6h

— LFC Transfer Room (@LFCTransferRoom) November 27, 2017

I remember when Everton played West Ham in Moyes's last home game and West Ham fans were singing "where's your moyesy gone" and then we started singing "you've got sam allardyce" haha now West Ham have ended up with Moyes and us big sam, shows how things have changed

— James (@jamesneill1878) November 27, 2017

Tfw Sam Allardyce's Everton take on David Moyes' West Ham pic.twitter.com/zkY1QcWeOS

— Duncan Alexander (@oilysailor) November 27, 2017

“Glad we haven’t got Big Sam Allardyce because his teams play rubbish football”

Says the Everton fan whose team has conceded 2+ goals for 9 games in a row.

Average the last 9 games out over 38 matches & Everton would concede 101 goals.


— TimHowardsOffHisLine (@TimsBallPhobia) November 26, 2017

At least Sam Allardyce‘s head is the same shape as the everton crest. pic.twitter.com/2LD3PHNlyC

— Paddy (@sosevertonian) November 27, 2017

Wine bar and chippy owners across Liverpool hearing about Sam Allardyce pic.twitter.com/no6Cov9LBB

— Pistol PR (@PistolPaulRiley) November 27, 2017

Sam Allardyce is just the worst.

— Charlie (@premiercharli3) November 27, 2017

If Sam Allardyce keeps us up I'll get a tattoo of him and a pint of wine tattooed on my cock #DicksOutforBigSam

— Bernie McComiskey (@1878Bernie) November 27, 2017

Relegated>Managed by Sam Allardyce.

— modn world (@what2weeks) November 27, 2017

Let's be honest here. No matter what happens, I'll never, ever hate Sam Allardyce as much as I do some of our fans. Yes you. You over there. You. Twat.

— Ruaraidh Callinan (@pukkaefc) November 27, 2017

The only stumbling block to Sam Allardyce taking over at Everton, is that Big Sam wants to bring in his own printer… pic.twitter.com/NM13mfeIMu

— The Football Pools (@footballpools) November 27, 2017

Personal terms believed to be requested by Sam Allardyce:

Dixie Dean statue to be replaced by one of him dancing to Rihanna

Compulsory half time lasagne

Big Dunc to resume target man role

Toffee lady to be situated near the dugout at all times

Cash-in-hand wages

— The Freddo Manifesto (@Donners82) November 27, 2017

'Welcome to Sam Allardyce's Non Relegation island where nobody can possiblie go wrong. PossibLY go wrong. Heh. That's the first thing that's ever gone wrong.' pic.twitter.com/bnG9EkSyQu

— Soren Lorensen (@stamp_1878) November 27, 2017

Mate works for Everton, just leaked me this. pic.twitter.com/cz6rTDtv5U

— NSNOptiLid (@GwedLid) November 27, 2017