The best jokes as ragtag England draw 0-0 with Germany in Wembley friendly

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England drew 0-0 with Germany in a friendly at Wembley on Friday night and there were jokes
FRIDAY NIGHT! 0-0 (Image: Rob)

An injury-hit England team played out a 0-0 draw with Germany in a friendly at Wembley on Friday night, the first major game in the UK to have a video assistant referee on hand.

The fancy technology was never used but a plucky, youthful home side did provide a modicum of encouragement for the future after managing to not concede against the World Cup holders.

These were the best jokes from England 0-0 Germany:

Southgate drops some surprises and makes 3 changes

1 Dave from the Warehouse
2 Big Rich from Accounts
3 Rich’s brother
4 YTS Trainee
5 Steve from Sales
6 Tim from Shop floor
7 Sam from HR
8 Nick from Stores
9 Frank The Cleaner
10 Jon The Dong
11 Mark from Shipping#ENGGER

— Oriol's Northam Army (@europasaintsfc) November 10, 2017

started from the bottom and now we here #ENGGER pic.twitter.com/nkRVCSCeH7

— tom (@toonlowdown) November 10, 2017

You'd have to be barking mad to miss tonight's game…..
I'll get me coat!#EngGer pic.twitter.com/AijOmQJHnk

— Wembley Stadium (@wembleystadium) November 10, 2017

England's XI reminds me of our 2nd XI during August.

3 regulars, their kids, someone's brother in law and a couple of blokes from the pub #Village #ENGGER

— Village Cricketer (@VillageCricket_) November 10, 2017

I've seen better England squads in bloody Soccer Aid. Jonathan Wilkes must be gutted to have missed out. #ENGGER

— Jim Royle (@SirJimRoyle) November 10, 2017

Worst line-up I've seen at Wembley since that time McFly supported Busted. #ENGGER

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) November 10, 2017

Gareth Southgate has had more players pull out on him this week than Katie Price has had in her whole life..#ENGGER

— Jimmy Fandango (@Jimmy_The_Comic) November 10, 2017

Sickening scenes at Wembley as both sets of fans respect the national anthems.
The games gone. #ENGGER

— Vegan QPR (@QPRPPF) November 10, 2017

'Sum up England in one corner..'#ENGGER pic.twitter.com/0Ytq6NXPbT

— George Maydell (@Georgiemaydell) November 10, 2017

Im gonna say it.

We need Peter Crouch.#ENGGER

— Alex Newman (@23Newms) November 10, 2017

I do like ITV football coverage but they do sometimes let the football get in the way of the adverts #ENGGER

— Jonathan Cockburn (@ronnieronez) November 10, 2017

If Glenn Hoddle died he would be punished for his sins by coming back as Glenn Hoddle #ENGGER

— Tom Ruzyllo (@truzyllo) November 10, 2017

Do you ever get the feeling that we think we have a big rivalry with the Germans and they don’t really care? #ENGGER

— Dan Walker (@mrdanwalker) November 10, 2017

Phil Jones injured after 10 minutes. Southgate is readying Ben Shephard to replace him. #ENGGER

— Jim Royle (@SirJimRoyle) November 10, 2017

Jordan Pickford is having a fantastic game#ENGGER pic.twitter.com/iiUHHvxGxV

— Ladbrokes (@Ladbrokes) November 10, 2017

Best moment for England since 1966 pic.twitter.com/4UgoAnTbh2

— ‏ً (@SimplyCosta) November 10, 2017

My cat is more optimistic about England's attacks than I am…but he was only born 14 weeks ago and didn't see Euro 2000, World Cup 2002, Euro 2004, World Cup 2006, the 2008 Euro qualifiers, World Cup 2010, Euro 2012, World Cup 2014 and Euro 2016.

He'll learn. #ENGGER pic.twitter.com/OpcNxoxk8l

— Ben McGrail (@Ben_McGrail) November 10, 2017

17 minutes, first paper dart launched. #ENGGER

— Henry Winter (@henrywinter) November 10, 2017

Meanwhile yer da is sat watching the game going mad at England playing in their away kit at Wembley… pic.twitter.com/OSFR6l4gkh

— Footy Accumulators (@FootyAccums) November 10, 2017

Call me mad but I reckon it could end up 5-1 again tonight. We've definitely got the ability and pace to nick a late consolation. #ENGGER

— BolasieOnTheBreak (@FinKitch) November 10, 2017

I've just been supporting the wrong team for 30 mins #ENGGER England playing at #Wembley so I assumed we were in White…. 🤔

— Mark R Donnelly (@markrd1972) November 10, 2017

Jordan Pickford and Loftus Cheek have been excellent. The rest of Everton and Palace must be worse than we thought.

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) November 10, 2017

FT England 0-0 Germany

England’s ‘B’ team holding their own against World Champions Germany…

It’s coming home… pic.twitter.com/glbkAUrM2U

— The Football Pools (@footballpools) November 10, 2017

Good joke. Send him the ball boy application form

— Daniel Hennessey (@henn88) November 10, 2017

If you have watched this game and think that Henderson should still play for England then you are either a Liverpool fan or Mrs Henderson.

— Simon Smith (@si_av_82) November 10, 2017

Don‘t look back in #ENGGER

— Malte Janssen (@janssenmalte) November 10, 2017

Mental that when I go to Russia for the World Cup, getting my head kicked in won’t actually be the most painful part of the trip, it’ll be watching Jesse Lingard play for England.

— LW. (@___LWilliams) November 10, 2017

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