José Mourinho has led Manchester United to their worst league start in 29 years following a 3-1 defeat to West Ham in the London Stadium on Saturday.
Following an unceremonious exit from the cup midweek, Manuel Pellegrini’s side were the beneficiaries of United’s poor form in the early kick-off as news of player disgruntlement continues to make the press.
With the manager’s future now in doubt amid reports that Zinedine Zidane is being lined up as his replacement, these were the best jokes and tweets after West Ham 3-1 Man Utd:
To all Man Utd fans.
Don't worry, Liverpool have gone 27years without a League title.
— Garden of Eden (@iamkennybenz) September 29, 2018
— Sír Mυѕвəy ♻ (@Itz_MusbeY) September 29, 2018
— Full Time DEVILS (@FullTimeDEVILS) September 29, 2018
— Sasuke Uchiha (@NaijaArsenal) September 29, 2018
— nffc (@xWintahx) September 29, 2018
— L O U I S (@KaykayZayn) September 29, 2018
— SULDAAN XAAFADA 🚦 (@mozonee_101) September 29, 2018
Who says Mourinho doesn’t improve players?
He’s making Mark Noble look like a peak Iniesta. #WHUMUN
— Dan Williamson (@winkveron) September 29, 2018
— I (@usedtobefunnier) September 29, 2018
— G! ☠ (@TripleOgFargo) September 29, 2018
Should Manchester United sack Jose Mourinho?
— F… (@Favoured__) September 29, 2018
Man United FUNERAL PROGRAMMES:
•Oct. 20: Chelsea vs Man Utd
•Oct. 23: Man Utd vs Juventus
•Nov. 7: Juventus vs Man Utd
•Nov. 11:Man City vs Man Utd
Burial arrangements will be announced in due course. Thank you
— Pirate™ (@PirateMulwana) September 29, 2018
Mourinho: "First goal was offside. If we had VAR, it wouldn't have happened" (post-match press conference)
Fun Fact: Man United voted against implementing VAR this season. 😂 pic.twitter.com/pFALNAVIBJ
— Nouman (@nomifooty) September 29, 2018
I keep hearing that our players have downed tools and stopped playing for Mourinho. Funny that cause I can't remember half the fkers picking their tools up in the first place. Useless bstards!!
— JIM (@comeonref123) September 29, 2018
— Ki Jesseology (@NandiraJessy) September 29, 2018
Fellaini just before Mourinho gets the sack https://t.co/knMQ2Gd279
— H (@hm____o1) September 29, 2018
When Zidane comes in for his first training session and meets the ManUtd defense pic.twitter.com/EtZ9eyYCAS
— 🅱hargav (@ThatIndianGuy) September 29, 2018
Can imagine Klopp and Sarri both having a ciggy together now taking the piss out of Mourinho
— Joe Spencer (@joespencer2008) September 29, 2018
— The Sportsman Bet (@TheSportsmanBet) September 29, 2018
David Moyes 🤡
Van Gaal 😴
The decision to sack Sir Alec Ferguson was the biggest mistake Man U ever made. All leads back to that.
— Big Dan Mooms (@Danny_McMoomins) September 29, 2018
Tune in next week for the Man Utd show pic.twitter.com/PQ4w9o38Q5
— Kev (@Kevin_KKB) September 29, 2018