The best jokes as Manchester United exit the League Cup on penalties to Middlesbrough

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Louis van Gaal won't want to look at the jokes as Manchester United are knocked out of the League Cup on penalties by Middlesbrough
WHAT HAPPENED? Louis van Gaal (Image: ING Nederland)

Manchester United were the latest big-name side to be knocked out of the League Cup as they crashed out on penalties to Middlesbrough following a 0-0 draw at Old Trafford on Wednesday night.

Wayne Rooney, Michael Carrick and Ashley Young all missed their spot-kicks and the Championship team came away with a 1-3 victory to reach the quarter-finals of the competition.

So now here are all the best jokes as Manchester United are knocked out of the League Cup on penalties by Middlesbrough:

When you rely on Wayne Rooney for a goal. #mufc pic.twitter.com/xRFHumh7NJ

— Man United News (@ManUtdMEN) October 28, 2015

We shouldn't be subjected to extra time for this Man U – Boro game.

— Atuhaire J Sherura (@julzsherura) October 28, 2015

Lvg loves possession . Scoring a goal gives possession away. That is against the philosophy

— Man_Utd is life!!! (@Man_U_4everr) October 28, 2015

Carragher's predictions are as bad as United's penalties

— Andy (@AJ3Fifa) October 28, 2015

That'll be a loooong trip back down south for United fans

— Etihad Stadium (@Etihad_Stadium) October 28, 2015

Manchester United are OUT! pic.twitter.com/TQUdiVXx7j

— Football Funnys (@FootballFunnys) October 28, 2015

Cue United fans saying 'They're focusing on the league'

— Copa90 (@Copa90) October 28, 2015

Please MAN U fans I want to BORO money. If I don't pay I pay the Penalty!

— Gentleman (@daldino) October 28, 2015

@FootyAccums cue all Man U fans "it's a rubbish cup anyway"

— Sean Dresser (@seandresser) October 28, 2015

Jurgen Klopp reacting to news that Man U are knocked out by Boro at Old Trafford…………. https://t.co/eSCJCczA5a

— Kop End (@kopitetilldeath) October 28, 2015

Imagine earning 300k a week and not being able to hit an 8 ft by 12 ft rectangle with a round ball weighing 0.2 grams from 12 yards #mufc

— Ander™ (@Ahnaf_Rahman) October 28, 2015

Manchester United. pic.twitter.com/rMdKVVyX1b

— Footy Jokes (@Footy_Jokes) October 28, 2015

If a man steals 300k a week from a bank he's called a thief! If a man steals 300k a week from a football club he's called Wayne Rooney😤#mufc

— Mitch Clarke (@mitch5clarke) October 28, 2015

Man U fans dey form sleep….. Don't worry, we will remind you in the morning. Sweet dreams pic.twitter.com/MyPgExO0AO

— Adé O. 'SNC' (@StrictlyNaija) October 28, 2015

Our game summed up in a vine #mufc https://t.co/5X8QYESJM9

— Jade ♡ (@JadeStamate) October 28, 2015

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