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The best jokes as Manchester United beaten 0-3 by Spurs at Old Trafford

José Mourinho under pressure following club's worst start to the season since 1992.

By Thomas Joseph

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There were lots of jokes about José Mourinho's side after Manchester United 0-3 Spurs
LOST: Mourinho (Image: Aleksandr Osipov)

Manchester United were thrashed 3-0 at home to Tottenham on Monday night, leaving José Mourinho’s side with just 3 points after 3 games played in the Premier League this season.

The disjointed hosts failed to return to form following defeat in Brighton last weekend and collapsed with two quick goals shortly after half-time.

The beleaguered Manchester United manager looks under pressure following their worst start in the league since the 92/93 season.

Mourinho claimed in his post-match conference that “We lost 3-0. Three – the same number of Premierships I have.”

These were the best of the jokes after Manchester United 0-3 Spurs:

1 Mour will do! 🔥🔥🔥 #MUNTOT

— Seema Jaswal (@meseemajaswal) August 27, 2018

Listen. It’s 3-0. Switch your TVs off. The players and club don’t care. They’re going to go back to dancing and Snapchatting in the dressing room. And perhaps MUFC will endorse some depression meds whilst you spend the night in horror after what you’ve watched. GO, LIVE!#MUNTOT

— BullBull (@DahiiBhalla) August 27, 2018

Praying there’s no roadworks on the M25 tonight 😂 pic.twitter.com/GS5E5Cb47t

— Stuart MacFarlane (@Stuart_PhotoAFC) August 27, 2018

What happened next? #MUNTOT pic.twitter.com/dg8mj9ucyS

— Fitba (@fitbaa) August 27, 2018

David De Gea’s last 16 shots faced:

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😳#MUNTOT pic.twitter.com/RqaHcdmzgI

— Ladbrokes (@Ladbrokes) August 27, 2018

James Bond can’t even look at him pic.twitter.com/idZ5txvYvN

— Sam Diss (@SamDiss) August 27, 2018

Only one man can save Manchester United now 🤣 #MUNTOT pic.twitter.com/0B3QRV94Po

— Paul McG AFC ☘️© (@Afcpmg) August 27, 2018

When the ball hits the net and Mourinho’s upset….

….that’s a Moura.

— Biggies Malls (@MoMoneyMoSalah) August 27, 2018

I thought I drove past Mou's bus this afternoon🤔 #MUNTOT #MourinhoOut 😂 pic.twitter.com/OshfYQttZB

— Phetogo Siane (@PHE2GO_S) August 27, 2018

I told man, mourinho’s the new Wenger 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

— The Peoples Champion (@TroopzAFC) August 27, 2018

Hope Wenger takes advantage of his managerial sabbatical to get a job as a journalist and just bother Mourinho in press conferences, send him over the edge.

— Paddy (@VieiraPaddy) August 27, 2018

Here are the highlights of the Manchester United vs Tottenham Hotspur game if you missed it #MUNTOTpic.twitter.com/YYmmLBOifA

— Uncle Next Door ™ (@Raremaester) August 27, 2018

Teams queueing up to take 3points from Man United #MUNTOT pic.twitter.com/8pMn3D6iBK

— Someone's Baby 👱 (@AnukaPrince) August 27, 2018

Mood rn :\ #MUNTOT pic.twitter.com/OdCS9bKmV8

— S H O Ã I B 🇵🇰 (@MisterShebi) August 27, 2018

De gea's hard drive is full he can't save again
🤣🤣🤣#MUNTOT

— O K O Y E 🇳🇬🇳🇬 (@OChidubem3) August 27, 2018

United’s defence #MUNTOT pic.twitter.com/ayjUrsiEBQ

— Teiko (@thefanchoco_) August 27, 2018

Hugo Lloris starting his celebrations in the spurs goal like…#MUNTOT pic.twitter.com/i9inz5pBQh

— FFS Conor… (@biggie1980) August 27, 2018

Imagine if a drunk goalie gets a way with a clean sheet #MUNTOT

— Gooner Simon 🇷🇼 (@GaluweroIII) August 27, 2018

United fans praying they don't get relegated #MUNTOT pic.twitter.com/q2XyyeXkeu

— Ifeanyi (@Samuel_Anene) August 27, 2018

Only one man can save Uniteds season now #MUNTOT pic.twitter.com/GqXNMms7y5

— Michael Sneddon (@Snedders93) August 27, 2018

Wild celebrations as Mourinho is humbled at Old Trafford pic.twitter.com/vdFiREz3jD

— Oldfirmfacts (@Oldfirmfacts1) August 27, 2018

Rashford should just hand in shirt number 10 and wear 86 like morata handed in shirt number 9 #MUNTOT

— The Classmonitor😎 (@TheKabali) August 27, 2018

Forever been made to feel bad for loving United. The cool kids supported the struggling sides, I was just a glory hunter. How the tables have turned. #MUNTOT pic.twitter.com/ao4wYo58Oa

— Sam Homewood (@SamHomewood) August 27, 2018

If Man U wins the EPL someone should remind me of this tweet 😁 #MUNTOT

— Judas Iscariot 🇳🇬 (@EshariveO) August 27, 2018

Old Trafford tonight. #MUNTOT pic.twitter.com/JmPBQ6l0LT

— Dave Wood (@liverpoolimages) August 27, 2018

You just know Mourinho’s been waiting to use that ‘three titles’ line for years but couldn’t until Wenger quit.

— Ben Rumsby (@ben_rumsby) August 27, 2018

Mourinho only fuelling the idea he's a bit past it by calling it the "Premiership"

— Adam Hurrey (@FootballCliches) August 27, 2018

Next time I screw up at work I’m going to respond to the criticism by pointing out my achievements at previous companies. It’s sure to be well-received #muntot

— Joe (@joeripcord) August 27, 2018

Well that was hilarious.

Same time next week?#MUNTOT pic.twitter.com/ZlO37r7ZfF

— Fields Of Anfield Road (@FOARsite) August 27, 2018

“Is that the way out?” #MUNTOT pic.twitter.com/2wy0FdBdzS

— Reese Paul (@Reese_EU) August 27, 2018