The best jokes as Manchester City beat Liverpool 5-0 and Mané sees red

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Jürgen Klopp and Sadio Mané might not want to look at the tweets and jokes from Manchester City 5-0 Liverpool after the player's red card
BLAMED: Both (Image: Ruaraidh Gillies)

These were all the best jokes from Manchester City 5-0 Liverpool on Saturday as Pep Guardiola’s side ran riot against the visitors following the controversial sending off of Sadio Mané.

Liverpool were unable to recover from being reduced to ten men after just 37 minutes and went in at the Etihad 2-0 down at the break.

A second-half collapse from Jürgen Klopp’s Reds give City their biggest win over the club since 1937.

Here are the best of the tweets as Manchester City beat Liverpool 5-0:

Liverpool line up against Man City pic.twitter.com/NzPpSkPDAo

— Footy Jokes (@Footy_Jokes) September 9, 2017

Liverpool were smashing Arsenal 4-0. Now look at Jesus passing judgement on them

— Psalmy (@7salmy) September 9, 2017

Gabriel Jesus's two goals came on 45+8 mins and 52 mins.

So technically he scored his second one before he scored his first one.

— Nick Goff (@nickgoff79) September 9, 2017

Dont suppose the fan had a centre half to offer in return?

— James McGarry (@mcgazran) September 9, 2017

The last time a side won 4-0 in the Premier League and then lost their next game 5-0 was Liverpool a few minutes ago.

— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) September 9, 2017

After 72 Premier League games in charge of Liverpool:

Jürgen Klopp – 131 points
Brendan Rodgers – 138 points

☕️ pic.twitter.com/kb5T2cglWP

— bet365 (@bet365) September 9, 2017

FT: Man City 5-0 Liverpool. pic.twitter.com/VDxmYvshjO

— AMP (@mildandaru) September 9, 2017

Liverpool fans:

12:30pm – Yes the International break is over

2:30pm – When's the next International break?

— The Football Pools (@footballpools) September 9, 2017

What's the time??

Wenger: it's five past Liverpool pic.twitter.com/1RGcU1bktn

— butwhy? (@grandmastergray) September 9, 2017

Just assisting the Liverpool fans leave the Etihad, all be it most left at half time. pic.twitter.com/9ws2C2dOTt

— GMP Traffic (@gmptraffic) September 9, 2017

How many goals did Liverpool concede today Steven? pic.twitter.com/naAKlYnuR7

— Troll Football (@TrollFootball) September 9, 2017

From my mate Mark Bazley

My mate just asked me what time did Liverpool kick off today.

"Every fifteen minutes!" I replied.

— Pete Boyle (@PeteBoyle70) September 9, 2017

BREAKING: Sadio Mane preparing for his role in the new Karate Kid movie. pic.twitter.com/W4HXAW8N5w

— Footy Jokes (@Footy_Jokes) September 9, 2017

The last time I saw a foot higher than Mané pic.twitter.com/Gu7vQEUwr3

— Walter Smith (@mancitysmith) September 9, 2017

Imagine if Mane had pinned Ederson for the 3 count after that big boot and won the WWE Championship

— Aidrianoo (@AidrianooYT) September 9, 2017

City 5 – 0 Liverpool and Barça playing like THIS. I imagine Philipe Coutinho cried on his couch while watching the game tonight.

— ᑳarçalεv (@Barsalev) September 9, 2017

Every Liverpool fan.. pic.twitter.com/bz5buvQhCS

— AnfieldUrchin (@AnfieldUrchin) September 9, 2017

PLEASE RETWEET..POLICE VERY CONCERNED FOR THOUSANDS OF MISSING PERSONS FROM THE LIVERPOOL AREA NOT BEEN SEEN ON TWITTER FOR OVER 24HRS…..

— Lee Palmer (@leekpee) September 10, 2017

Liverpool fans seeing that raised boot from Ritchie. #SWANEW pic.twitter.com/W4J3cK7H12

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) September 10, 2017

Was #mane a straight red??
I got not even a free kick…. pic.twitter.com/6vpXi3z7aD

— Rio Ferdinand (@rioferdy5) September 9, 2017

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